Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Sad news. My airbag deployed. It’s currently bombing civilians in the Middle East. 1962
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Our long national nightmare is over. I have shot and killed Molly the Bird. 0690
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Man y’all gotta stop assuming everything is AI. I spend too fuckin long looking for images, and using the drawing tools on my YouDoodle iPhone app making dumb shit to post for it to ever get called Ai where I got the popcorn and the machine 140
Reposted by Kristi YamaguccimaneKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Really excited for the YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING themed popcorn bucket this weekend 241827199
Reposted by Kristi YamaguccimaneKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026🚨BREAKING🚨: ESPN will be sending Pat McAfee to cover the livestream execution of the Fort Hood Shooter 727921
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026at the dentist they got real mad at me for leaving a urine sample in one of the little cups they keep by the sink. Ok damn lady chill. 101255
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026@elizabethholmes.bsky.social will you sign mine pls 1580
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Says what it is right there in the post 130
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026🚨BREAKING🚨: ESPN will be sending Pat McAfee to cover the livestream execution of the Fort Hood Shooter 727921
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I thought it was a genuinely good idea! 0110
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Really excited for the YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING themed popcorn bucket this weekend 241827199
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026“Hello, Maurice” -Hannibal Lector in Little Monsters 1251
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026⚠️PARENTS BEWARE⚠️ pedophiles are using these figurines to signal their identity to each other in plain sight. Each one represents a victim. 1539343
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026These are vintage late 80’s Hilfiger suede boat shoes. My shoe game is on point. 100
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“We noticed you haven’t reached your movement goal today” “Mfer did I ask you? Find my phone dick” 010
Reposted by Kristi YamaguccimaneBlock Man @dwn-081.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Shades of my sister-in-law googling Facebook every time she wants to visit it. 1401
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hegseth’s been trying to compensate his entire life for the fact he went to a Princeton 21044
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He’s single and stopped selling guns a long time ago. It’s legit. 12221
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Found out my Dad has a burner flip phone just to call his cell phone when he loses it 50115767
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Church goers love nothing more than an opportunity to prove you don’t actually mean shit to them 0150
Reposted by Kristi YamaguccimaneKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026gay person: I'm gay autistic person: I'm autistic that one gay, and autistic friend: I’m Tom Cruise and I hope you’ll go see my new film DIGGER in theaters now 432023
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A used car salesman I work with started wearing a shooting sleeve at work under his polo a few weeks ago so every time I pass him I get in a defensive stance and keep a hand-up and then pretend the ref called an offensive foul or illegal screen and it’s driving him insane 6801
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026gay person: I'm gay autistic person: I'm autistic that one gay, and autistic friend: I’m Tom Cruise and I hope you’ll go see my new film DIGGER in theaters now 432023
Reposted by Kristi Yamaguccimane𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026you know what, this is random. but shout out to school lunch ladies that don't let children starve 381732217
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026White women reviewing porn: None of your Scooby Doo parodies feature Scooby ⭐️⭐️ 2/5 stars 4731
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Car Pope is a BMW because in 2011 the Pope was Ratzinger and he was from Germany so the answer is yes 010
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why’d you put it in scare quotes like it wasn’t a real thing? 120
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They’re the funniest people of all time I swear to god 021
Reposted by Kristi YamaguccimaneBlackBlur14 @blackblur14.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How does Cargret Thatcher deal with the Cargentina invasion of the Falkland Islands? 511511
Reposted by Kristi YamaguccimaneGreenoftheSky @greenofthesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Many moons ago my friends and I were in a call, arguing over where Charlie Kirk would have been shot should he exist in the Cars universe. I drew the following piece to support my side of the argument. 512612
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Y’all go listen to our interview with Laymone, a Laotian refugee raised in Louisiana that got deported back to Laos linktr.ee/jortscenter @jortscenter.bsky.social 312823
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This pretty much confirms the CARS Holexhaust since you can’t have Christianity without Judaism and in the Planes movie the existence of the USS Flysenhower is mentioned 2280
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026His name is ‘Guido’ which shocked me the first time I saw it on CARS merchandise because I was only familiar with it as a slur for Italians. 51226
Reposted by Kristi YamaguccimaneKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Many other high ranking officials were convicted for carrying out the Holexhaust 41956
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026General mCARthur was ultimately responsible for that theater 160
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Many other high ranking officials were convicted for carrying out the Holexhaust 41956
Reposted by Kristi YamaguccimaneJombucha @mangetout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The CARS Universe exists in an alternator reality. 211114
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ultimately, Hermann Gëaring, second in command would be sentenced to death but committed suicide by holding his breath(carbon monoxide poisoning) before the sentence could be carried out. 436713
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I dreamt about this last night and it woke me up so I just typed “Cargentina” in the drafts and went back to sleep 45693
