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Vox Valentine

@voxvalentine.bsky.social
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she/her/it/its 🏳️‍⚧️. I'm over 18 and you should be too to follow me or read my posts. crew member/performer at thecoffin.club happily plural and not quite human.

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iby @burgeroise.bsky.social · 1h
“she’s quirk chungus” everything valve has ever touched is quirk chungus. valve invented quirk chungus
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 2h
Looks like you could use a nice serving of cacio... e pepe *kisses knuckles of both fists and enters fighting stance*
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 4h
Garry won…Deep Bead still can’t hold a pencil. Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social
A cartoon depicting an anthropomorphic wolf man seated at a table across from a Russian abacus. Text on a banner behind him reads “Artihmetic Challenge Garry Kasparov vs. Deep Bead.” Text on the tablecloth read “IBM- Interlaced Bead Machines”
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becky @bbwpizzahut.blacksky.app · 5h
like holy fuck nigga
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 4h
okay I don't need the preamble about your day please just let me scroll down to the recipe, thanks
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Confidence Woman @clowndepot.mariogolf.info · 23h
this is the full original meet the scout video unedited btw
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Niko @10kbcat.meowing.zip · 15/10/2026
a tiktok with text reading "Apparently, if you do these 5 things, you be a closet therian" with the commend section opened, which goes as follows:

Mr. bro: "Dude, I literally do those things, but one thing has nothing to do with the other"

matteo: "stage 1: daniel"
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 19h
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Ghostbusters News @ghostbustersnews.bsky.social · 23h
Slavitza Jovan as Gozer the Gozerian during the filming of Ghostbusters (1984).
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@Daggerlad2

Friend: Wanna go out grab a beer?

Me: just gave birth to a clutch of eggs , feeling suuuper protective tonight :/

Friend: No problem man, I could come to your place

Me: yeah sorry man i would honestly prefer if no one came near me or my eggs rn, feelimg pretty territorial :/
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Juniper Harper Lark @juniperhl.bsky.social · 14h
The Game is Live! Good luck citizens!
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Kid Named Five Albums @toskarin.bsky.social · 12h
in hindsight the mr beast collab where the palico screams about how badly it wants to get home and watch the new mr beast video was the funniest possible way they could have made it clear that MH:Now's trajectory was not heavenbound
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 12h
Grandma has intercepted the invading fleet
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 11h
Greetings, fellow Fieldian! The weather has not been so fine in a month of Mondays. Are you here about our dog problem? > QUEST RUMOR BARTER GOODBYE
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Rev. Dr. Liz Gloyn @lizgloyn.bsky.social · 16h
This may be the favourite slide I have designed for our first year core module this year.
Screenshot of a Powerpoint slide. On the left hand side is the heading 'your voice is more important han the computer's voice, and a list of bullet points explaining that AI generated prose isn't very good. On the right is a photo of a person in a Hello Kitty costume, wearing a pink princess dress, holding a sledgehammer and about to smash a laptop that is sitting at her feet.
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Snoozy🌙 ✨ @snoozyrat.bsky.social · 14h
drew this guy's tulpa
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Cassidy-Jane: Spooky Sis for Rent 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @cassidyjane.bsky.social · 14h
Truly we were put on the planet to love and be loved by all of its denizens
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modododododo @modododododo.bsky.social · 12h
deadlock ricochet second item
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 10h
Fran has gotten back into trapping herself on top of the closet shelving. It's so distressing all 500 times it's happened!
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 11h
Wow Bowser! Very spooky!!!
Bowser, a black cat, in an absurd twisty pose in his bed
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 10h
FABIUS BILE. LOCK IN. NOW IS THE TIME TO MAKE FEMALE CHAOS SPACE MARINES. YOU LINKED UP WITH FULGRIM. YOUR NEW MEN ARE SHOWING PROMISE. THE PLEASURES OF SOFT BREASTS ARE MAKING THEMSELVES EVIDENT. LOCK IN. LOCK IN.
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 11h
Me at the function
Baseball cap that says “oh no coke cor me j bust wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with you :-)”
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 11h
Beautiful friend from my collection. No date/info.
Black and white photo of a black medium haired cat lying on grass, looking up at the camera. It looks like it has pure white eyes with no pupils but it’s overwhelmingly likely that it's just light blow out from overexposure.
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Geckit ✰ @geckit.art · 15/10/2026
What is she on about. surely something important
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 9h
it’s punkin time
miette with her punkins one orange and one green and yellow
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Cauliie🌻 @fluffylilllama.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Rem and rabies Ronnie
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 14h
The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 11h
Thinking of rising from the ashes of my old life and becoming exactly the same but covered in ashes.
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En @eldritchbee.bsky.social · 8h
Things continue to be expensive, my boss continues to short my paychecks, and my car continues to be fucked, anything helps
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 8h
In galaxies of stars and systems, sprawling, endless, eternal, with no arbitrary formation or pattern, everyone has one constellation that will shine brightest. 🌌
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The Onion @theonion.com · 7h
‘Whalefall’ Star Stuns On Red Carpet In 40,000-Gallon Tank
‘Whalefall’ Star Stuns On Red Carpet In 40,000-Gallon Tank
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tams! @maezanilla.bsky.social · 9h
You should see the other guy
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 7h
Ohhhh she just an iddle booboo
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Graveycat - Nova mode @graveycat.bsky.social · 11h
Noodled on an old sketch I liked, gave Gravey a leather jacket ;D #artpost
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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 16h
Elf books* can be good but the trouble is they're usually made by people who only read different elf books. You gotta read mostly things that aren't elf books. *any media including elves, space ships, and or superheroes
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Tess Scilipoti @scilipoti.bsky.social · 8h
dolls to watch out for "Girl Research"
a comic. "Dolls to watch out for" titled "Girl Research". Harriet needs a little extra cash, so she signs up for a focus group... she thinks "I wish i hadnt said I was trans." Focus group leader says "Okay! How does this image make you feel? And don't lie, I'll know." It's a poster of a sexy dog girl. Harriet says "Dog girls are a little passe, aren't they? Sorry." Other focus group members are mad at her. Leader says "Actually, Harriet's assertion aligns with our product analysis." She turns to page to show a chart. "Dog girls have peaked. Bunny girls are big now. We're very bullish on mouse girls next quarter." Another member says "What about cat girls?" Leader says "Old money. No movement." Harriet says "What product are you people allegedly researching, anyway?" Leader says "You ever heard of Castration Movie?"
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 10h
One of the things most noticeable about this moment in time is that we’ve taken the concept of being stupid from an ontological state of existence into a practicable ideology open to people from all walks of life
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Vox Valentine @voxvalentine.bsky.social · 16h
this week on The Coffin Club: and so begins the newest campaign, in the most fitting way possible...[checks notes] a scrimmage? That's right! It's time for some SIMULATED BASEBALL! Our next campaign is Deadball 2e by W.M. Akers, using the Ancient ruleset! thecoffin.club/2026/10/16/d...
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Deadball: Scrimmage
Welcome one and all to our inaugral game of Deadball 2e! Tonight, the crew run through a sample game to get a handle on the rules and flow of the system, using some premade teams and taking turns. …
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dame @dame.is · 04/02/2026
computer: say "im not a robot"
person: captcha, im not a robot
computer: oh my god
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
*after watching the Friday the 13th prequel series* I understand Jason Voorhees now. He was right to kill all those people, even the ones he killed in space.
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Lordyan(Commissions Open) @lordyanyu.bsky.social · 23h
unusual magical girls
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Nahr @nahranhaar.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Her cuteness 💚
Smiling cute green halloween witch plush toy
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•◁:ꔷo @keroberrycola.bsky.social · 17h
the pitiful kong shows his butt hole in an act of contrition to the bowser
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👻 Ghastlee!! 👻 @heyitshamhocks.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The Midterms
Two trans people are being confronted by a Democrat Consultant type who is pleading with them: "I understand the Democrat backtracked on trans rights, but you have to vote for him! Otherwise, normal people's rights will be threatened!"
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#1 flowery hater @gotthetism.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Vox Valentine @voxvalentine.bsky.social · 16h
long story.
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Vox Valentine @voxvalentine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
it was so funny, us trying to mean-mug each other and then me lying later when you were dead saying I was your secret henchwoman.
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contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
kyaaaaaaa~! you pervert!
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𓆟𓆟𓆟𓆟𓆟𓆟𓆟𓆟𓆟𓆟𓆟𓆟 @believeinauntie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
(wandering feminizer trying to relate to younger soulsborne players) you know, i'm something of a "needle knight," myself,
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 29/07/2026
Announcing my new, timely, and original D&D setting, Piss Mausoleum. It's D&D as you've never seen it before: grim and gritty and dark. You can say fuck in this one. Morty from Rick and Morty is there
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