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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My driver's license fell out of my pocket over the weekend just bake me into the fucking pie already

Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The carpal tunnel is getting so bad I can't even push thru crashbars on a gas station door without a surge of pain idk what to do about it

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The problem with telling your boss "I need to go home because yesterday's burger king gave me so much diarrhea it dehydrated me overnight and left me hungover" is that it's not only an unsympathetic problem to have, it's also just very funny

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm acclimating to da local styles

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Conflated goldbond with icyhot in one fatal moment and now my taint is emancipating itself from the rest of my body

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Holy shit I'm about to have my first holiday off work in like 7 years

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Dyson gave the vacuum industry a fatal eating disorder twice, all the while there was a very simple solution to bags clogging (making them out of diapers instead of paper) and not a single brand ever thought to put fine a point on how big a deal that was

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

There is a shop vac at work with spent bearings and it sounds exactly like frankie macdonald

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sorey if u haven't heard from me in a minute, I've been busy flipping appliances and exploring da wonderful world of US healthcare

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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Miscellany, August 2026 ("Bauwauhaus" written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social <3 )

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Hmmmm i think i need a cpap so that i uhj don't die

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a Chauncey ॐ 🦜🪷 @hotbutteredsoul.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Old concept idea chart I gave @polarrhoid.bsky.social for my Parrot's current ref sheet. The curly dreadlocks and a jerma dumptruck ass was all him and thank him very for that.

INPUT: idea reference chart i scrambled together in photoshop w/ doddles by me.

OUTPUT: late 2024 Chauncey Parrot commissoned by Skeff/Timbits

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Brass Eye narrator: This is the one 80-year-old we didn't want to die

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This here's a fresco, t'wernt it

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 20/08/2026

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

years of quipping to cope with being born into mormonism about to blow up in my face like elmer fudd's rifle

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My mom&dad is a dope. ass. news aggregate

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Imagine seeing yourself in the 80's yuppie fuckup dog from robot dreams and being proud of that oh my lourd

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

This is just the hdmi dongle not playing nice with DVI-I, right? Hmmmm

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Buy any new hoover this weekend and jeff koons will come to your house and get aroused at your CPAP

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Scurrow @scurrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I drew this in 2011 - it was the first ever gay art.

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Forgot I started this job at the tail end of the last pay period and got all worked up on a friday just for four hundrid doller

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Life is very different in wash ington

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

That @foxteo.website taught me da secrets to cranking onionskin hog on ipad

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The cool thing about having a real job instead of being a houseplant for hire is I'm not ashamed to tell people what I do anymore, and I don't have to spend most of my time pretending to look busy The uncool thing is it's real work and I have 2 find time 2 draw now hmm

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

new humiliation ritual; tell people your special interest by drawing an entire nancy comic gilchrist style

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

oh boy this place is shooting itself in the groin again

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Urinary traction engine, eyewide slut, schweppes! at the matinee, turgid nebish barnaby, centrifugal fart, and HOOVER Your child could've grown up to form any ONE of these fabulous nugaze projects...

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Crowded airport is not the place to draw boners, gotta have crumply little shitheads

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Every time I'm about to deactivate my wretched facebook account I remember the free cintiq and it lives to see another day

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

If anyone in new england wants to buy this fuck while I'm gone let me know The ghouls on fb marketplace keep ghosting me

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