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Holy Boulder Roller

@vivasisyphus.bsky.social
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If I cannot move heaven, I will raise hell. - Virgil Life ain’t fair, and God is cruel, but at least She ain’t The Man. - Sturgil

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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 6h
By vastly overpaying for groceries at my local Kroger affiliate, I accumulate fuel points that let me save $10 on a 16 gallon tank of gasoline. So really, I’m scamming *them.*
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 7h
He’s not a True Scotsman, either
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 20h
Get. His. Ass.
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Have they tried making Coke?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Funniest possible shit
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The average SAT score at this school is between a 1500 and a 1560. You can’t generalize from this population to the average high school.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is my favorite genre of skeet. Bernie dead enders confidently calling Obama wrong on electoral politics despite never once backing a nationally electable candidate. I wish I had a fraction of this confidence.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shit like this is so fucked up. Trump has like a 35% approval right now. Who do people think Republicans are?!?
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Jeff Hauser @jeffhauser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As @dylangyauchl.bsky.social and I warned a month ago: An AI Bailout Will Be a ‘Which Side Are You On’ Moment And to be clear: any absolution of legal liability for damages caused would also constitute a bailout. prospect.org/2026/08/13/a...
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An AI Bailout Will Be a ‘Which Side Are You On’ Moment - The American Prospect
If AI falls, Democrats can build an enduring political majority—but only if they reject handing a lifeline to Altman, Musk, and the rest of the industry.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
RIP Wendell Berry. He was a real one.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tim Curry has finally escaped to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Scarves out…” It’s still 90°, man
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"The USS Abraham Lincoln wasn’t able to be resupplied because the U.S. Navy’s main resupply base in the Gulf of Oman was destroyed by Iranian strikes—a fact that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chose not to make public, said David Rhode [natsec reporter for MS NOW]" newrepublic.com/post/214510/...
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Hegseth Covered Up the Real Reason the USS Lincoln Wasn’t Resupplied
According to a report from MS NOW, the USS Abraham Lincoln wasn’t resupplied because Iranian strikes destroyed a key Navy resupply base in the Middle East.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Damn. LinkedIn got me good.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This website really needs to decide if Trump is a decrepit dementia patient who can’t control his bowels or walk without assistance… Or whether he’s healthy enough to be a philandering lech who will fuck anything that’s not nailed down. Can’t have it both ways.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The kids are all red
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Maybe the most poisonous aspect of public discourse is the idea that you're smarter or more thoughtful if you can find a way to criticize both sides as equally wrong
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Me after I recite the Five Rememberances
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Happy to not see Colorado on here, but knowing Polis I'm afraid that means we just handed it over or some shit.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is a good poem
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Going down in flames like one of their rockets.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 28/07/2026
Ant-Man Will Return In: I Have Eaten The Plums That Were In The Icebox
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Groggily, you wake up, opening your eyes to see sunlight on spring leaves. You blink and stretch the young muscles of a spotted fawn. “Data centers”? “Explosive diarrhea”? The memories fade quickly, it was all a dream. Your mother licks your brow affectionately. Oh look, jewelweed, your favorite.
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is different. In the OP, you’re giving up $50k for a 50/50 shot at $1M. Half the time you give up a guaranteed $50k and end up with $0. In this scenario, you’re giving up $50k for a 100% chance at $950k. In this scenario, you’d have to take on risk to preserve the $50k. Not the same.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“Somebody shit in my pants.”
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The only thing sadder than this post is the number of replies to it that have been hidden.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I don’t know anyone with a “fake job.” I do know that Elon has like four supposedly full-time jobs, and he spends all day posting on Twitter. So, maybe look inward, I guess.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist
DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the brits are screaming wonderwall in the azteca. god is dead
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall
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Aaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 04/07/2026
Happy birthday, USA!! Our best accomplishments: - modern constitutional democracy, - helping defeat Nazism, - sci, tech & cultural innovation, - American Dream, - separate church & state, - _____? Let's strengthen our virtues, dim our vices, seize our opportunities, & repair our harms.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Disappointed that Hick won. He’ll be 80 at the end of this term.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh My God. He did it.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me getting ready for this gamr
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Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 24/06/2026
Begging literally anyone to connect the dots between "Democrats nationwide don't like leadership", "Democratic leadership all coming from NY" and "multiple popular Democrats not from NY"
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
When you’ve got a law degree but can’t read the room.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The reason people “hate” the party is because it’s full of whiny bitch losers. Replace the leadership and save the party.
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I keep seeing commercials for the Ruthless podcast on World Cup broadcasts, and all I can think is not one of these men has ever touched a titty.
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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup
Egyptian PyramidsMexican Chichen ItzaMemphis Bass Pro Pyramid
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s also hard to win wars without the moral high ground, because conviction confers advantage.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Things are going great!
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
“They will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all…”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/05/2026
Warsh and Trump have a conversation that's picked up by a hot mic. I can't quite tell what's being said but maybe a follower can.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...
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Jared Polis says his Tina Peters decision
Gov. Jared Polis made the remarks at The Colorado Sun’s annual legislative recap event, only to be drowned out by a small group of protesters
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Holy Boulder Roller @vivasisyphus.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Feathered Indians - Tyler Childers 2009 - Mac Miller No Children - The Mountain Goats Never Fight a Man with a Perm - IDLES Universal Sound - Tyler Childers Avoiding Catatonic Surrender - Tim Barry Brand New Dance - Garrett T. Capps
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If they killed somebody but are gonna keep going on with the event, that's really beyond fucked up
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