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dhauge3x

@dhauge3x.bsky.social
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SPY never goes down. It's really me. 2 young kids. More time for shit-posting than discourse.

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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 1h
While I completely agree, the fact that simple candid virtue is ‘something else’ and so rare is… well it’s fucked up.
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 2h
Dumb Fedspeak today.
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 6h
No urgency to hike rates
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 7h
Big news about the Powell Fed
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 7h
static.klipy.com
Michael Jordan's Iconic Laugh
ALT: Michael Jordan's Iconic Laugh
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 7h
Whewww those 2 kid daycare bills are tough to look at
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 7h
Why do you need more time?
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 7h
And absolutely it would return more for SPY
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 8h
Congratulations Spurs fans a decent human being!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 8h
BORING
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 8h
The market is theater and the plot is so old
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 9h
If you’re in line to sell bonds, stay in line!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 9h
*Tech Stocks
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 9h
LOLOLOL
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 10h
It definitely doesn't do gown, and you're not levered long!?
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 10h
Quick break between meetings LOL the market is controlled
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 11h
Out here every day telling you exactly what’s going to happen
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 11h
So better than bond yields. Rates must go higher.
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 12h
Wait, so the customers borrow money, then they don't even own something, they have to lease it? Seems like a losing formula
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 12h
Scripted playbook
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 12h
And you think stocks can go down?
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 12h
Fine I’ll go to my meeting and spare you all!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 12h
Levered premiums, it's the only way, yeah yeah. Earn as much in a week or two as a full year of bond yields, no no.
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 12h
Step 1) Don’t vote for Trump, mom Step 2) OK Let’s go
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 12h
$MU -3% AI pumpers should be neutered
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 12h
The market, rigged, yeah yeah, can't go down, no no.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 12h
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
US 10YR
static.klipy.com
Challenger 2 Tank on a Bumpy Ride
ALT: Challenger 2 Tank on a Bumpy Ride
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 12h
Lololol. John Williams you idiot!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 12h
Well good morning for a meeting while the market circle jerks
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 12h
+2% on 2M shares, see you all back at $189 at 3pm.
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 12h
It's fucking smack dab mid-options period why would we be pinned!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 13h
Shut it down Homebuilding industry
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 13h
Someone can hand me a tinfoil hat and I'll gladly sport it. This market is and has been under total control.
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 13h
Attorney General™️
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 13h
Bessent is literally sitting his button room, and will not press the Tech go down button. Rates gotta force him.
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rates WILL NOT OBLIGE
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 13h
Checks leaderboard QQQ on top.
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 13h
Let's do this tank
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 13h
Somewhere along the way the world ended
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 13h
PLTR will start up, go up a little further for no reason, fade to around flat on low volume. You're welcome!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 13h
I’m sure there’s some stupid explanation for it but SOXL going from +10% at 1am to flat now seems rather extreme!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 14h
END OCTOBER NOVEMBER 3RD
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 14h
Oh shit we locked ourselves into 5.2 for 30yrs, let’s try 5.5 for 30yrs!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 14h
Retail, classic
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 17h
Shut up Zoey!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 17h
Tennessee man what a joke huh
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 17h
No shit did you see what Tech stocks were trying to do at 1am
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 17h
RATES
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 20h
🚀
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