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Deborah Leão 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @deborahleao.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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o famoso vestido azul e preto/branco e dourado da ilusão de ótica que dominou a internetum balão azul murcho
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a bone. The bone says, "I make stem cells!"
Panel two shows a pancreas. The pancreas says, "I make insulin!"
Panel three shows the bone and pancreas and now a brain. The brain says "I make scenarios!"
Panel four shows the bone, pancreas, and brain. The brain is on fire.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 01/08/2026
cartoon 
Nancy on bed saying actually yeah maybe today satan
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title above the comic reads, "The organs are a team."
The first panel shows a drawing of a stomach. The stomach says, "I digest food so it can become energy."
The second panel shows a drawing of a heart. The heart says, "I use energy to pump blood."
The third panel shows a drawing of a liver. The liver says, "I take that blood and filter it."
The fourth panel shows a drawing of a brain. The brain says, "I will actively sabotage all of you."
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maysa @mayysa.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
é preciso imaginar sisifo chutando o balde e buscando balde talvez, ele só tivesse sisifo-dendo
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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kanta patrísio, kanta @vigshkn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Talk To My Paws
ALT: Talk To My Paws
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Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
how your email finds me
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Soren Lorensen @vuintrieri.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Grogu se fuerte
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/05/2026
“your uterus is your castle” is the funniest pro-abortion stance I’ve ever seen
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Hélio Flores @helioflores.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Lembrei dessa
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agnóstica apreciadora de nsª srª aparecida @bombompudim.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Feliz dia das mães!!
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 04/05/2026
May the 4th be with you. Here's one of my favorite Star Wars memes:
Screen shots of a scene in Star Wars' The Rise of Skywalker with the following text
-Who are you [old lady]
-I am Rey [Rey]
-Rey who? [old lady]
[Image of two ghosts dancing who are The Weather Girls]
-Ningmen [Rey]
-It's Rey Ningmen? [old lady]
-Hallelujah [Rey, w/ images of men falling from sky behind her]
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I think about this all the time.
@depthsofwiki

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.
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kanta patrísio, kanta @vigshkn.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: The Good Place Taskmaster Star Trek: Lower Decks Community Avatar: Last Airbender Russian Doll How I Met Your Mother Crazy Ex Girlfriend Babylon 5 Stargate SG1 Brooklyn 99 The Office US Cobra Kai Joan of Arcadia Frieren
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François True-Faux @noonechomsky.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
As duas escolas filosóficas criadas por Shakira: Estoycismo e Aquícismo
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Bordadeiras com Lula @camilagamino.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Shakira vindo pro Brasil achando que vai fazer show, mas na verdade estão trazendo ela pra assumir o governo do estado do Rio de Janeiro.
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Marcelo Bicarato @marcelobicarato.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
sendo feliz na são paulo de nunes & tarcisio:
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a young boy in a blue shirt is talking into a microphone while smiling .
ALT: a young boy in a blue shirt is talking into a microphone while smiling .
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Lark @larkness.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Chris Kendall @ottocr.at · 23/04/2026
Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, I repeat Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, this is unpreced— <wait my producer is just whispering something in my ear> Apparently this is precedented
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グレイ!!ⵉ߮ 𐄁᠇𐄁 ߮ᜢ @gray.merping.synth.download · 22/04/2026
at a job interview "whats your biggest weakness?" "understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics" "could you give an me an example?" "yes i could"
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/04/2026
When Einstein developed general relativity the closest thing to a practical application that could even be imagined at the time was a slightly more precise description of where to look for the planet Mercury in the sky, and yet now we’d all be literally lost without it. Anyway: fund basic research.
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Miles Brown @solidarity420.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Science literacy rates are at an all time low
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kanta patrísio, kanta @vigshkn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A costa da América do Sul visível pra quem quiser, também 🥹
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Chris Lintott @chrislintott.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
🌑 🌍 ☀️ - lunar eclipse 🌍 🌑 ☀️- solar eclipse 🌑 ☀️ 🌎 - apocalypse 🌑 🚀 🌏 ☀️- Artemis
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kanta patrísio, kanta @vigshkn.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Viva a ciência 🤭
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Frank Herbert's Dune
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kanta patrísio, kanta @vigshkn.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Viva a medicina veterinária 🥹❤️
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
History of the One Ring: - Maiar - Human - Hobbit - Hobbit again - another fucking Hobbit - wow, what a fucking surprise - you've got to be fucking kidding me - fuck me, back to numero quatro - oh for the love of christ
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🌻Mulher que Fala Muito🌻 @agatemiele.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Talvez a lição que Jesus tenha deixado pra humanidade é q todo mundo precisa se fazer de morto por 3 dias, pra dar uma descansada.
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Coffee, straight out of my nose.
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kanta patrísio, kanta @vigshkn.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Mote do dia:
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 02/03/2026
How your email finds me.
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Sarah Jane Cervenak @sjcerv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.” James Baldwin
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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖂𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕿𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝕵𝖚𝖓𝖔 @deadfinaljunk.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
O famigerado calveludo
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al'ein @piratariaonline.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
como pode existir Calvin Harris, amigo ou vc é calvin ou vc tem harris
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François True-Faux @noonechomsky.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Oh não, o Tethoven
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The best way of describing someone who’s all talk and no action that I’ve ever heard in the UK, by far, is “they’re all wardrobe and no Narnia.” * read on for fun ways of saying “all talk and no action” in other languages (a thread)
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kanta patrísio, kanta @vigshkn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Que puro suco de brasilidade 🌚
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nossa senhora de athena na defesa @nsathena.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
VENGO A EMPEÑAR A MI NOBEL DE LA PAZ
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kanta patrísio, kanta @vigshkn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Melhor causo que saiu desse Golden Globe
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Skeletonized Fat Wizard @thefatwizard.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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François True-Faux @noonechomsky.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Gatas, teu pai é queijeiro? Pq vcs são minas padrão pera não bate era elogio
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Ady @adynews.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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François True-Faux @noonechomsky.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
*literalmente morto no chão com uma linha de giz em torno do corpo* vamo lá galera, último gás
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"there's a new serif in town"
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