Felix @videogamefelix.bsky.social · 20hi tried to buy a copy of handmaiden tale of ebay and they broke down my door and shot me.. gootbye 050
Reposted by FelixUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 872236388
Reposted by FelixJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... 11646901165
Reposted by FelixGhoulian @wagyuhotdog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The best tv show of the 21st century is vice principals, I don’t need a Yankee rag to tell me what I already know 052
Felix @videogamefelix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'll believe one of these AI inside sources that their chat bot is dangerous when I hear them say it in a posthumous video released after they First Reformed their offices 050
Felix @videogamefelix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You need to hang up every silicon valley CEO up by their thumbs and do some stuff 0120
Reposted by FelixKinodämmerung: Noel @ Wings of Theve @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026all timer 0659
Reposted by Felixbrian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dear god.. a flavor scientist at the Cheetos factory has published a blog post saying no one is prepared for how "dangerously cheesy" they are 12135392
Reposted by Felixheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations 233830787
Felix @videogamefelix.bsky.social · 08/09/202620 more new cozy simulator games with chill vibes a year 🙏🙏 001
Reposted by FelixEmily K @emkultra64.com · 08/09/2026I don't want to be nostalgic anymore. I'm tired of being catered to. I don't want to forever hear the same artistic voices I heard in my youth, now amplified, slowed and reverbed for dramatic effect. I want new worlds. I want new stories. I want new voices. Please! 01128326
Reposted by FelixPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026John C. Calhoun wasn't a conservative; he was a radical. Stephen Miller isn't a conservative; he's a radical. "Tradition" isn't a real thing that once existed and we can go back to, or something worth conserving, but an imaginary place that they'll destroy the current world to create. 212415360
Reposted by FelixILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP 1979232716
Reposted by FelixTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 06/09/2026Irresponsible mountain goats 349079
Reposted by Felixjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/06/202421 years ago Joe had a simple question 4567781593
Reposted by Felix👻 oct-BOO-cryptid 🎃 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026He's in hell he's screaming he's tortured he's burning in a digital ai hell the techbros caught his soul and will never release it 721516
Reposted by FelixSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026People are always saying William Shakespeare was such a great writer, but I looked it up and it's all stuff like "The lady doth protest too much, methinks". Reddit fedora shit. 1489854
Reposted by Felixlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/09/2026just took that dialect quiz. the rest of the country just calls them peanuts instead of crunchy poppers? everyone in my hometown calls them hot crunchypoppers because they crunch and pop when you bite into them. just common sense really 1130210
Felix @videogamefelix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ogre went beast mode on those wheelie veterans lnao 060
Reposted by FelixAltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The Alt National Park Service exploded in popularity after the 2024 election, and their cryptic, mysterious "code number" posts were a big part of their rise. In the aftermath of the election, people were desperate for hope, and AltNPS was ready to exploit that desperation 🧵: 26828167
Reposted by Felixlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/09/2026it's a very old rule of moderated digital spaces that you need an "i know it when i see it" clause for harassment or else bad actors will aggressively toe the line without ever technically going over. that's why i don't think the "why cant you give me an exact definition" replies will go anywhere 642229287
Reposted by FelixSorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files. 312746608
Reposted by Felixlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026"i don't watch vertical video" is the aging millennial answer to "i dont even own a tv" insofar as it's both probably insufferable to be around and much better for your brain 1160157
Felix @videogamefelix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I wanna melt this freak with a magnifying glass like he's an ant 0110
Felix @videogamefelix.bsky.social · 28/08/2026static.klipy.comSteve Harvey: I'm Not Saying Anything MemeALT: Steve Harvey: I'm Not Saying Anything Meme 040
Reposted by Felixdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026the reason no one types in any kind of british accent is because if people know youre british they immediately suspect youre a paeoeoedophile terf 1437428
Felix @videogamefelix.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Gen x park service drinks viral advertising straight from the hose 030
Reposted by FelixChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026For every post about GTA, games writers should post “I respect women” with a photo of two women you respect. You guys should try being part of the solution for once….. 423117
Felix @videogamefelix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Put this on a snoopy image and it's a boomer AI Facebook meme 040
Reposted by FelixPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xwo...youtube.comProject Pat - Good Googly Moogly ft. Three 6 MafiaYouTube video by ProjectPatVEVO 0733
Reposted by FelixJeffrey Rousseau @jrpotential.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Great essay about "Woke 1.0". Very well said 2373134
Reposted by FelixGhoulian @wagyuhotdog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026she did what nobody in a chucky movie thought to do: punt his little ass as hard as they could 0141
Reposted by FelixOrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Brandon Sanderson has been found dead in Berkeley 2283
Reposted by FelixUrsula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Things don't have purposes, as if the universe were a machine, where every part has a useful function. What's the function of a galaxy? I don't know if our life has a purpose and I don't see that it matters. What does matter is that we're a part. 08030
Reposted by FelixTactical Onions Vendor @inkana.bsky.social · 22/08/2026mostly right. it’s other main purpose is to justify pedophilia 884196
Felix @videogamefelix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Wow and redditors say we came from monkey? Ty jesus 020
