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Co-host of "48 Minutes of Dogs Barking" | Stephen King on "Midnight Pals" | dad, gamer, amateur chef, voice actor and real good dancer. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com every week for new episodes.

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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 10h
One guy who wrote the most transparently fake posts claiming his elderly father said them, wound up getting his account turned into a sitcom starring William Shatner. Thankfully it was not a hit or we'd be on season 12 of The adventures of Dril
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 23h
you remember dorffan1982? they had that one quip about how link and silent bob were the same guy from like four years ago? yeah they were shot to death by the lapd. because they tried to stab a monkey at the zoo.
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 18h
I love emulation and I love that you can (ostensibly) play any game ever made. What I don't love is configuring RetroArch for the millionth time.
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 23h
On a related note, my co host is going through Hard Times and the memory of Anderson Double Cheeseburger and Faded Family got me feeling festive
Two 32oz glass bottles of Modelo and two shots of whiskey
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 23h
happy belated anniversary, to this, the finest chug video on bluesky at the time. "i don't know what's wrong with me today, chuggers"
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Dennis Mersereau 🛰️ @wxdam.com · 24/07/2026
None of this would be happening if we'd only bought our industrial grade glycine from Donghua Jinlong.
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 30/09/2026
i thought it was a shitpost, but if you tell America.gov to 'play minecraft' it will rattle off a government-themed version of the Minecraft ending screen. including some weirdly specific riffs
and the republic said I see you

and the republic said you have filed the game well

and the republic said everything you need is within you, and also on USA.gov

and the republic said you are stronger than you know, and your case number is still valid

and the republic said you are the daylight

and the republic said you are the night, and the office is closed, please try again during business hours

and the republic said the darkness you fight is within you, and also a missing wet signature

and the republic said the light you seek is within you, and in the pamphlet

and the republic said you are not alone

and the republic said you are not separate from every other filer

and the republic said you are the public tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own Code

and the republic said I love you because you are the reason we have a ZIP code at all.
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 30/09/2026
what does/did she know??
tweets from Twitter user @Tina352566647 : dated 9/8 - DONALD TRUMP SEPTEMBER 2026, 21 hours ago : Anything can happen within a day, 16 hours ago : three heart emojis, 15 hours ago : It is done.
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 30/09/2026
"thank you ISIS_Gamer"
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 30/09/2026
having a good time editing what is a pretty good (though incomplete) episode on DemoniusX and go over to his youtube page and he's kinda going through it and i feel bad about putting this episode out in the world now
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 28/09/2026
over on X the Everything App, FBI Director Kash Patel is bragging about... making phone calls.
propaganada AI slop from the FBI director that says "Director Patel's calls to foreign partners : 101 calls in first 18 months vs Director Wray's total calls 20 calls in 4 years"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 27/09/2026
Theory: in You Can See Everything - Elizabeth Holmes is revealed to be a long-running Dril joke that got out of hand
Dril, posting on Threads: I love lying, I love being a fake person, I plan on causing a lot of trouble for a lot of people by being a huge bitch. Watch out for my shit!
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 27/09/2026
My 9 Games is a weird mish mash of RPGs, shooters and wild swings from auteur game designers
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 27/09/2026
Someone on a Facebook group posted a meme that suggested Jerry Seinfeld had died. I got my hopes up
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 26/09/2026
At a wedding reception, which just so happens to be the place we got married 20+ years ago
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 26/09/2026
Haters to the left, Supergirl is the jam. Have no idea what movie they watched but it wasn't this space adventure that I'm enjoying the living hell out of
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 25/09/2026
The Boston lesbian mask bar drama is the kind of infighting we should have left behind in the Tumblr era, but it's real life. The music scene in St Louis dealt with a ton of this a few years back and it really stuck with me
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 25/09/2026
a double shot of Branson Boys tweets. This was a hot jokey topic at the time and I really liked my chaotic Branson Boys. they were wild fellers, Mama Tried tattoo-having dudes who just wanted to have some fun.
the branson boys are out back, pretending their blanket fort is "Fort Badass" and defending it with thrown bottles of their own urine

the branson boys pretended to both be Jay-Z for a day and no one noticed. even at the Circle K

the branson boys turned their old grampaw's walker into a still and are selling shots of what they call "dragon's piss" at the VFW for $10

the branson boys got a job at the car wash and they're making the local girls sign their jorts

The Branson Boys sure made a mess of things by ordering a buttplug online and having it shipped to the Mayor's house C.O.D.

Those Branson Boys made a big scene at the holler when their pickled ham turned out to have been laced with MDMAthe Branson Boys made a tiny diorama of their hometown out of matchsticks and tongue depressors only to set it on fire with cans of butane

The Branson Boys turned an old record player into an etch a sketch but can't remember how or why

The Branson Boys exploded a tureen of their grandfather's "famous frog gigging soup" which contains no actual frogs

those branson boys wound up adopting a rabid dolphin. they are keeping it in the shed behind the CostCo and it is angry as hell

the branson boys have gone and invented a special internet that only they can see, accessed only by huffing bactine
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 25/09/2026
PissCast : It's Streaming! (tm)
I'm revolutionizing podcast by doing it from the toilet. It's called a piscast. pisscast : it's streaming
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 25/09/2026
i lost the password to this website 18 years ago, but as a concept, I think it has legs. a local burger review site where we only review burgers. could also be a bonus podcast thing.
askmeaboutmyburger.wordpress.com
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 25/09/2026
13 years ago, I saw the future
tweet from 2013 : the Bitcoin Revolution is just two sweaty guys in 7of9 costumes trying to pick your pocket in the bathroom line at the Chuck E. Cheese
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guy sitting in front of a computer: “before we start this ai training session, I’d like to acknowledge I’m coding on stolen data”
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 25/09/2026
listeners to the podcast - have you noticed the ads/podroll? Libsyn offered programmatic ads and we're trying them out
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 25/09/2026
boy cat has the zoomies this morning and my brain immediately slotted his name into a classic Kids in the Hall sketch/song - "running Guillermo running free, see the Guillermo, see the running Guillermo" and then of course, came Photoshop
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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I get home from work (after Claude guides me there like a lost child) I often bang my head against the front door because I have no idea how to open it. After my wife asks Gemini how to open the door from the inside, she finally lets me in and we stare slack-jawed at each other. True love.
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 24/09/2026
It's weird going from The Fat Man to Demonius X - Demonius has taken some videos down and made the archival process difficult. We'll do our best
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 24/09/2026
If you believe any idiot video you see on social media, no good moment in any movie ever was actually scripted. This cannot, by the law of averages, be true
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 24/09/2026
AWWW YEAHH FOLKS
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 23/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes apparently visited Kojima Productions. Some sicko (me) is going to have a field day with this
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 23/09/2026
Folks, this movie is about Mitch McConnell
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 23/09/2026
Today on our 200th episode : Fly brains play DOOM, Matt Berry is marryable furniture in Skyrim, His Supreme Fatness THE FATMAN, hot takes on pasta via the LifeTimePastaPass site, the return of Shock.jpg and the end of Crypto Scam of the Week. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com
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48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : The Podcast About The Internet
A podcast about the internet, crypto scams, shock sites and everything else online
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 23/09/2026
as mentioned on today's 200th 48 MInutes of Dogs Barking episode, lifetimepastapass.com is a real site and you can vote on Braden's next meal at Olive Garden. Be sure to click on the play button for the genuine Web 1.0 experience of baffling Italian music on every page
lifetimepastapass.com
Home | BRADEN'S INFINITE TOUR OF ITALY
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 23/09/2026
this edit of this episode took forever so I hope you will enjoy. 7am Central time, episode 200 of @podcast.48minutesofdogsbarking.com starring myself and @ishotguydebord.bsky.social. We're talking THE FATMAN and we bring back Shock.jpg for one night only and retire Crypto Scam O' the Week
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 23/09/2026
Tomorrow morning, new episode, episode 200. People are making their thoughts known on the (possible?) return of Shock.jpg, let us know what you think - 314 246 9766 or email Jason at 48minutesofdogsbarking(dot)com and include Shock dot Jpg in the subject
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 23/09/2026
Editing this week's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking (episode 200, by the way) and at about the 8 minute mark we suddenly become SportsCenter but for Pasta and for the life of me I can't cut any of it. We have a legit Stephen A Smith style diversion about Angel Hair vs Rigatoni
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 23/09/2026
Paying $95 to have an HVAC guy say there's nothing you can do but either pay $1000 more to add coolant or replace your entire mini split system doesn't seem right to me tbh
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 21/09/2026
Mitch McConnell peels back his forehead skin to reveal a baby Mitch underneath, piloting the MechaMitch with several levers
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 21/09/2026
Snake! Showering is an important part of your mission! The goth femboys at this Hooters will smell you a mile away!
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 20/09/2026
Preach!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/09/2026
crazy moments in tgirl baseball history: the debut of the chicago beaches mascot slabitha doing her iconic pete buttigieg high hopes dance
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 20/09/2026
A very strange way to advertise your candy, ensuring that I will forever associate it with a guy straddling a watermelon
An ad for Noubs (a "dip & drip" candy) that features a large man clad only in a pair of white underwear, laying on his side. In front of him is a cardboard cutout of a pile of watermelons and it Appears he's either about to mount them or is spooning them
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
‘why do we have to call them skeets?’ you don’t have to, you can call them whatever you want, but you can’t tell others what to call them, especially when they think it’s really funny how annoyed you get about it
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 20/09/2026
Extremely impressed by both The Factory as a venue (though the 30 minute drive and subsequent exit swarm sucked) and the 45 year old band The Violent Femmes, who did a tight 90 minutes without going too hog-wild with the jamming
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 18/09/2026
I want, and I can't be clear enough about this, to make the podcast famous
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 18/09/2026
An experiment that we haven't really capitalized on was The Mind Zone, free form ramblings set to ambient music that sometimes approach the sublime. I particularly liked my rumination on the life and films of David Lynch www.patreon.com/posts/120559...
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The Mind Zone : Episode 3 : "David Lynch Is Dead." | 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet
You might be expecting THANKS I HATE IT, but this week there isn't one. What we have instead is Jason taking his turn at the wheel for this
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 18/09/2026
A rare chance to change the trajectory of the show. Did you miss the segment? Do you want it to die? Let us know.
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 18/09/2026
As a special treat, we brought back Shock.Jpg for one night only. Yes it'll be part of the regular episode and it's available only Wednesday morning
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 17/09/2026
i have mixed feelings about Evangelion characters being added to other properties - Rei and Asuka getting added to Sonic Team Racing - it's neat but it kinda dampens the whole vibe. The series has this grim existentialism at its heart that doesn't quite fit with talking cartoon hedgehogs
a screenshot of an upcoming DLC pack for a Sonic racing game where Asuka and Rei from Evangelion are driving Evangelion-themed cars.
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