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Future Lunch Enjoyer

@videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com
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Co-host of "48 Minutes of Dogs Barking" | Stephen King on "Midnight Pals" | dad, gamer, amateur chef, voice actor and real good dancer. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com every week for new episodes.

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Jay Manstabber 🐼🔪🎃 @jaybrandstetter.bsky.social · 3h
When I was a kid in the 90s, "they should bring back public executions" was one of my parents' conservative grievances so I am not at all surprised by the latest development. It's the logical conclusion of growing up in Florida and having assholes making fun of the mugshots in the newspaper.
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 5h
Botox in the forehead maybe. He looked off when he was the asshole chef in The Bear, too
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 14h
Always has. It's what I find weirdest about him still having a career. No life in his eyes
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 19h
This feels like a threat
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
in a country where they are trying to make it illegal to protest i say: good. go nuts. let your freak flag fly. ive never understood liberal pearl clutching over what is quite literally the baseline civil liberty. politicians should be hectored 24/7
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 08/10/2026
listen i don't know who needs to hear this but MILLION DOLLAR PENIS youtube.com/shorts/A6M6U...
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Million dollar mansion #edit #memes #getviral #viral #memes #funny #funny #getviral #jokes #che
YouTube video by PoopyGorillaFace
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 08/10/2026
Rona is quickly becoming my favorite Swan Boy character. It's amazing how I knew she sounded like Jo Firestone before seeing the animated show, which stars Jo Firestone as Rona
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 08/10/2026
Go on, now, get! He gonna leave you alone, you gotta go!
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This episode really is a banger and speaks to the difficulty of doing a podcast about culture and comedy in a world that is trying very hard to kill those things, and doing a good job! In other news, anyone have a good premise for a show called “Anime Sickos” we could use?
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 07/10/2026
"you WIN the INTERNET!" no thanks, have you seen that stuff? weirdo stuff.
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 07/10/2026
nice try, fed.
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 07/10/2026
nice try, feds, i'm not clicking that
a @fern video "Why the U.S. President is Almost Impossible to Kill"
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 07/10/2026
Update : it is done
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 07/10/2026
And my first attempt at posting was a BenchTails edit
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 07/10/2026
It likely doesn't help that my discord name change was to xx_No.1SonichuFan_xx
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 07/10/2026
Been trying to get banned in the Sonic discord, but I can't even post. Crazy.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pee-yew! This guy stinks!
itswilwheaton 6h
1 am disappointed in Tom Morello, and I feel really let down by someone I've looked up to, who I thought understood the difference between intent and impact at the moment that mattered most.
But l've been thinking about it, and the band was called Rage Against The Machine, not Vote Like Your Life And The Lives Of Every Vulnerable Person In Your Country Depend On It Against The Machine, so I guess this is really on me.
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 06/10/2026
Bro what is unclear about that??
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 06/10/2026
oh word? you heard "let em nuke LA" and thought "oh yes, that's reasonable"
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 06/10/2026
Vaegan is when it's all vegetables. Vaegan is when you're chewing a piece of lettuce all day long I still can't believe this bozo is our president
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 06/10/2026
Sirius XM has done Raw Dog a raw deal - 500 comedians got their content removed from Sirius so that Raw Dog could become Sebastian Manabando or whatever can have his own channel for him and his friends. Sirius taking small checks for royalties from small comedians. Filth!
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 05/10/2026
that TalaFREAKO he... he gets kinda sick with it, he's a white guy but he's busting it down, that's what the kids say, they come up to me the kids and they say TalaFREAKo is kinda nice with it. busting it down (long pause) sexual style. is what they call that apparently
trump at a podium, with onscreen text reading "trump on texas senate candidate james talarico"
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 05/10/2026
Uh I have been informed that this is Steve Diggle, and that I am a fake fan
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 05/10/2026
He's still got more hair than me though so hits n misses
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 05/10/2026
Buzzcocks rule ok, just understand that at the age of 68, Howard ain't hitting the high notes in Everybody's Happy Nowadays
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 05/10/2026
And don't push that Tommy guy's AI song on me, shit is awful
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 05/10/2026
Uhhh an email got missed for 18 years and now I'm gonna do it, I pwomise
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 05/10/2026
Stephen King : Tabitha! What the hell is this thing? Ah! I know, I'll ask my Facebook group about it! They always know!
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 05/10/2026
I'm fairly certain the FRA (Federal Railway Admin) allowing St Louis's Quiet Zone status to expire right as we're headed into election season isn't a campaign of terror, but given how stupid a lot of things are in this world, I can't completely discount the idea
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Derek Menswear is Ann Coulter's Walter White.
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 04/10/2026
Their Republican counterparts John McNeigh and Steer-a Pale N
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 04/10/2026
The collar
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 04/10/2026
This moment always takes me out, because it's very relatable, sure, but it's rare in the series for characters to do this, and it doesn't really happen again. A very manga-coded moment. You'll hear characters thoughts but not like this, if that makes sense
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Jay Manstabber 🐼🔪🎃 @jaybrandstetter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"We dressaged some folks."
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 04/10/2026
Lol I knew you'd be the first to know where to find it
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Big Short (2015)
Margot Robbie in a bubble bath teaches you

A vegan is vegetables.

A vegan is eating a piece of lettuce all day long.
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 04/10/2026
Ah the classic NYC pizza. Gotta get a slice! Eyy I'm walkin' here!
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 04/10/2026
Metal Logan Rising : Revenganance
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 04/10/2026
Someone describing their fursona but I'm slowing realizing they're talking about Bronco 'Bama, a custom My Little Pony made for the 2012 election
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 04/10/2026
It was a real life version of On Cinema's bit where Tim's dead son is aged up and tells people not to vaccinate their children (the very thing that caused his death)
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 04/10/2026
Veep is a show with a ton of comedic actors hitting all-time highs but also some stinkers of episodes. All-told, it's a dramedy about the worst people ever born scraping and clawing their way to power. Which is pretty funny, the way these people do it
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 04/10/2026
Hereditary (2018)
Two troll doll candles, one watching the other burn
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 04/10/2026
I'm cringing out of my skin. It's so bad
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 03/10/2026
I mean, it's a lot of "hello friends, have a heckin' pupperino of a day" and then a drawing of a dog
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 03/10/2026
Shel Silverstein ass drawings but the writing is like Shel Pewterstein
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 03/10/2026
Used to be you could pump out dogshit like this and have a whole career out of it
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 03/10/2026
Chuck Wendig needs to sue for plagiarism
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 03/10/2026
Johmny Sumn's widdwe book they wrote with LMM is $1.93 at the goodwill now. It's as bad as I thought
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 03/10/2026
Being drunk and watching Weapons : yeah, Justine you go girl
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