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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 3h

I got fired from my job for shouting when in actuality I just spoke loud for everyone to hear when I called out our CEO for screwing my team again. They said I was shouting because I'm fat.

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The CIA once hired me to teach them new ways to jack off. For my compensation they let me use the heart attack gun on a cow.

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Looking for a lover girl to ruin my credit and to beat me to death and wrap my corpse in a betDSI flag.

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Getting a tattoo of a big dick (implied by scale) on my little baby dick

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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 23/09/2026

this edit of this episode took forever so I hope you will enjoy. 7am Central time, episode 200 of @podcast.48minutesofdogsbarking.com starring myself and @ishotguydebord.bsky.social. We're talking THE FATMAN and we bring back Shock.jpg for one night only and retire Crypto Scam O' the Week

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Founding Fathers if they were alive today

A t-shirt with boxes labeled "Republican" and "Democrat" and a third, checked box reading "GAY GUY"

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I heard that chimp beat up that MMA fighter pretty good I think it would be cool to have a chimp whip me into traffic like a used condom

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I want to fall in love with an older woman who steals my skin

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Islamic state of St Louis and Missouri

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They're putting bonzi buddy on hrt and turning him into bonzi bussy

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Uploading the first fully aware AI to my Pikachu pedometer and tapping it to a Space X rocket.

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Take Ed shanahans feet from him and dump him near a camp in Gaza

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In Saudi Arabia they still have new Sega consoles they're like on Dreamcast 4 and it launched with a sequel to Seaman.

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48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : The Podcast @podcast.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 16/09/2026

HAVE YOU KNOW : We have officially uploaded 100 episodes of our post-show hangout "THANKS I HATE IT" which includes the very long but very cool Breathmint segment, which is where we talk about cool games/movies/shows/books/etc? You can get your fill now : www.patreon.com/48minutesofd...

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THANKS, I HATE IT Volume 100 : Do The Violin on the Bookussy | 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet

Welcome to "THANKS I HATE IT" a weekly show, home of The Breathmint and of the post-episode hangout, a format-free chat session and it's ONL

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I did not pull out of ed sheran I busted in him raw and he told me he felt like a warm jelly donut cum dunpster

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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 15/09/2026

One of the few pleasures of the Trump era is watching people invent new kinds of bad day to have in real time.

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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Renaming Canadian Bacon to trump circles

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What if the twin towers were made ofcweeeeed

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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

this is what talking to liberals for the last 24 hours has felt like

Matt Wmarginalized personshBlog • 29/05/2016
I would kill every& in the world to win one election, because humans are more important.
This is a very simple concept, folks.
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be nice to marginalized people
would you election
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

No new shirt today but re-upping this banger (literal) www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9060...

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Counting Or Not Counting Gang Violence? by kthorjensen

Just asking questions.

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

white people when they hear “that song” on the kirkaversary

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Imagine an AI that knows when you're going to jerk off before you even do. At the mall. At work. At the racquet club. It knows. And it cares.

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Last night I had some friends over for dinner and before we ate I had us hold hands and I quoted Charlie Kirks last words. We had beef bulgogi and pot stickers. It was amazing.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired…

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I love that you can go to whole foods and get a fancy tin of fish and on the tin is the face of the fisherman whos nut is also in the tin.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026

(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I hope the next president serves cunt in the whitehouse

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My wife left me because I can't beat match

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The smartest guy I knew with a black flag tattoo once said "shirts are for work, work is for jerks" while drunk off mad dog at a house party. He is now a lawyer and follows college football and is probably still an amazing degenerate deep down.

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I've been banned from all of the local queer spaces because my farts smell like an entire book of matches going up at once.

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"I'm gonna lock in" *Slaps the turd stuck in my compression shorts on to the ground and slips on it like a banana peel*

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Link, the deku try is full of cp. Can you help

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Does anyone have a link to the "I hate you chad dunwick" video that fyad poster Rory did before he died? It's been delisted but I believe it's still active.

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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Almost dropped a weight at the gym thinking about Steve O getting bottom surgery as a bit.

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