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Vicky the Labrat

@vickythelabrat.bsky.social
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Spoonie, occasional National Trust monk and elf. All views my own unless shamelessly stolen. She/Her. This is a trans and LGBTQA+ safe space, and terfs are not welcome here.

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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 7h
I'm doing an Edmonds manifesting and hoping that the friend I double booked with cancels! She really wouldn't get it 🫤
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 7h
Anytime!
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 8h
I hope you're doing OK xx
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Alan Boon @wcba.bsky.social · 11h
I set myself a task to buy something odd from TEMU every month and this is October’s, a tea towel bearing this wise saying from Bob Mortimer…
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 11h
This was my Facebook memory for today - That time I got a "Percy Pig Slushie" that looked disturbingly like meat paste. (Paging @ricardoautobahn.co.uk and @philfletcher.bsky.social ... the lid stopped me getting it down me face)
An M&S Percy Pig slushie, which looks like the eponymous porcine hero has been put through a mincer and served in a cup.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of my very favourite tunes.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Keith Chegwin with Face Mask
ALT: Keith Chegwin with Face Mask
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's been so much chugging Cheggers on my feed this week. It's quite worrying! bsky.app/profile/benb...
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The House Of Splain @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Inexplicably Noel Edmonds' 1980 annual had a two page spread about pets. Nevertheless, we found it entertaining. In full, read along with Noel: youtu.be/gef6LUf8rmY
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know, you can just use a different phrase
Online marketplace ad for a “crib cum sofa”
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🙂🙂🙂
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spent the afternoon watching Project Hail Mary in 4DX, and now want all films to be like that, please!
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching Multi Coloured Saturdays, Sarah Greene: "They wanted a female to work off Keith Chegwin and Mike Read" Thank god I had the subtitles on.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not sure what was more strange about Tony Blackburn at the 1978 Swap Shop Awards. That he was dressed as Gonzo the Great or that he was neither up for nor presented an award despite many folk pulling double duty.
Gonzo the GreatTony Blackburn
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fingers crossed for you both. Fuck cancer indeed.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THIS. It's not fucking difficult. It took us all of about 3 weeks with my kid until it felt weird saying their old name (with people who didn't know). It makes me so angry when people just won't try.
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Him Over There, and now available for work @snathe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This may be something you may not have realised, but the more you actually use their preferred name and pronouns instead of their sodding deadname, the easier and more natural it becomes! So why not actually bloody respect your child and USE THEM.
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Him Over There, and now available for work @snathe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, parents! If your child has told you they are trans or non binary and have informed you of their preferred name and pronouns, then it absolutely behoves you to not only use them when you're in the presence of your child, but also when you are NOT in their presence and talking to other people.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"We're just innocent men"
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I sing this every time I give meat paste to this face!
A very happy large black dog lays on his bed. Next to him is a Kong toy that was, until recently, filled with meat paste.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I still think about this meme.
A meme with the caption: "Me trying to comfort my upset friend". The image shows a man sat on a bench looking depressed, whilst somebody in a large, yellow 'Zippy' suit is stood next to him saying "What's up with you now you silly c*nt".
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cheggers will have three.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's imagining Cheggers noise at the, um, critical moment that's getting me. Did it sound like his laugh? Damn you, @benbaker.bsky.social.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, I didn't used to...
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A wonderful thread!
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yorkshire Dads: Hot single radiators in your area are waiting for you to turn them down.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday Swap Shop! I would like to swap three used postage stamps for a signed copy of Macbeth.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ooh get you! It'll cost a pound to talk to you, as my nana used to say.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have completely forgotten the context to why I made this but I'm very pleased with myself regardless.
A pastiche of the Pound Shop Boys debut album with TV favourites Cosmo and Dibs.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Husband is watching Zodiac. I think it was a brave choice to have just one Muppet in a cast of humans. *Checks notes* oh... It's Jake Gyllenhall...
Guy Smiley, or it could be Jake Gyllenhall. I can't tell the difference.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The portrait in Paul Rudd's attic.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you ever want to know Noel Edmonds' opinions on the deliciousness of Kate bush's eyes? Us neither but we went there! Saturday morning telly is back back back....so do a subscribe and all those fancy dancing moves. Thank you.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's spooky season!!!!1
UHF Reception slide from a trade transmission.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm on a webinar with someone called Rebecca Wybird.
Why Bird from Playdays.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am not joking when I say this. Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over. @alfsplaining.bsky.social is very, very good. You just don't know yet because all you listen to inferior ALF circulations. ALFsplaining has solved infinite personalised ALF podcasts.
ALFsplaining logo for the newly launched season four
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#ThingsIJustSawOnline
Graffiti that says ‘GARETH GATES IS
75% LUNCHEON MEAT & 25% 2ND CLASS
STAMPS.’
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Mr Trebus? We're from the council..."
A green door. Behind the green door there appears to live a hoarder as there's stuff visible piled up behind the glass panel.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like a summer Paddington.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolutely loving all these influencers saying "Get a pixie cut because they're low maintenance", when I look like this taking headphones off after a Teams call.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Would you say people be sleeping on Rome?
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: *strolling in with suspicious vial of dark brown liquid* Interviewer: That's not an iced coffee, is it? I throw the vial on the floor, it is a magic potion that turns the interview panel into doves, who give me the job. In victory, I slurp the iced coffee that was hidden under my cape all along
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just taken the MIL to Dunelm. youtube.com/shorts/l1t_6...
youtube.com
'I Drive' - Drive (2011)
YouTube video by Film Aesthete
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your life is in such technicolour, it's amazing.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
حضن بو
ALT: حضن بو
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My kid's life has been on hold for 5 years due to being on the waiting list for ADHD. This is a fucking disgrace.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you eat a whole pack?
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My inherent politeness means I've just spent half an hour trapped in a toilet cubicle while someone has an argument on the phone about money she's owed. I was in there so long that I needed another wee.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't blame you - £3 in 1983 was the equivalent of £13, and £100 was £430, that was a small fortune to me!
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