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Vicky the Labrat

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Spoonie, occasional National Trust monk and elf. All views my own unless shamelessly stolen. She/Her. This is a trans and LGBTQA+ safe space, and terfs are not welcome here.

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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wow! I've never seen anything but have had things happen - what we believe to be my nana is active when there's family gatherings! We've had a vase 'explode', an ornament lifted and chucked across the room, and my brother has twice found a painting that he bought in her memory like this!
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Probably my 15th birthday - when my friend laughed that one off my best presents was the jazz tape* that I'd had my eye on in HMV. *Not a euphemism or misspelling
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A stylized graphic illustration of a woman with long dark hair holding a saxophone. She is wearing a black outfit, and her form is outlined with neon pink and teal highlights. The background is a solid deep purple featuring pink vertical audio equalizer bars on the left side. Text in the upper left corner reads "THIS IS JAZZ!" in a bold, distressed white font with a pink rectangular banner behind the words "THIS IS".
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Me reading this and getting to the third or fourth post...
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well this *started* as a fun read...
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I have a chest infection and have mostly been on the sofa apart from a couple if hours out to take kid to an appointment. Alf does not give a rat's arse. His treat ball is empty and it's my fault.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
These puppets are definitely not haunted.
An ornate, hand-carved Southeast Asian marionette (string puppet), likely representing a royal prince or figure from a traditional Burmese (Yoke thé) puppet theatre. 

The puppet has a shocked and angry expression on its face. A large vintage string marionette puppet, which appears to depict a historical character or musketeer. 

It's eyes are just little black spots, giving it an expression that is definitely going to haunt your dreams.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did someone say gravy?
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think of that when I drink Vanilla Matcha Huel!
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anytime!
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This was my Facebook memory for today - That time I got a "Percy Pig Slushie" that looked disturbingly like meat paste. (Paging @ricardoautobahn.co.uk and @philfletcher.bsky.social ... the lid stopped me getting it down me face)
An M&S Percy Pig slushie, which looks like the eponymous porcine hero has been put through a mincer and served in a cup.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I sing this every time I give meat paste to this face!
A very happy large black dog lays on his bed. Next to him is a Kong toy that was, until recently, filled with meat paste.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Husband is watching Zodiac. I think it was a brave choice to have just one Muppet in a cast of humans. *Checks notes* oh... It's Jake Gyllenhall...
Guy Smiley, or it could be Jake Gyllenhall. I can't tell the difference.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm on a webinar with someone called Rebecca Wybird.
Why Bird from Playdays.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Mr Trebus? We're from the council..."
A green door. Behind the green door there appears to live a hoarder as there's stuff visible piled up behind the glass panel.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolutely loving all these influencers saying "Get a pixie cut because they're low maintenance", when I look like this taking headphones off after a Teams call.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Accidental Renaissance.
Alf (a large black dog) holds on to a piece of wood, a small white terrier is hanging off it and Alf has a hecking concerned look in his eyes. Another small white terrier looks on, egging it's little white friend on.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I saw that at the cinema. Ten minutes in, my kid whisperered "why is Ian Beale in space?" and we laughed at it's stupidness for the next hour and a half.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I didn't know what on earth was going on, but I was there!"
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Father, Son, and the
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Farewell, Carolyn.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bring me sunshine!
Me with the Eric Morecambe statue , We are both doing the "Bring me Sunshine" dance with one arm up and one leg up.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mark McManus was also 48 when Taggart started.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Paid £65 for the vet to tell me my dog is fine. 10/10 would pay again.
A very happy wirehaired pointer resting in my arm. He has fat lumps on his body that are thankfully nothing sinister!
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.  L-R Fighter, Bard, Sorcerer, Rogue.
Ryan Gosling as Driver from Drive. Davy Stott Matthew Corbett Zippy
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh no, I'm so sorry Sue.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So sad to hear about Richard O'Sullivan - his Dick Turpin was one of my first crushes.
Richard O'Sullivan as Dick Turpin. He is wearing a brown coar, black tricorn hat and holding a gun. He is very handsome with dark eyes and a cupid's bow mouth.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
An embroidered badge. It is a red border with a white section in the middle. It says "TERFS" with a red line through it, because this account is a Trans safe space, and terfs and JKR fans are not welcome here.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Same here. Harry Potter is banned in our house she's an evil fucking witch.
An embroidered badge. It is a red border with a white section in the middle. It says "TERFS" with a red line through it, because this account is a Trans safe space, and terfs and JKR fans are not welcome here.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This Don Estelle biopic looks shit.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm watching Jim Moir's Who Do You Think You Are, and his dad is Davy Stott.
Jim Moir's (Vic Reeves) dad.  He has glasses, a moustache and is bald on the top of his head. The Vic Reeves character Davy Stott. He has glasses, comedy eyebrows, a moustache and is bald on the top of his head.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm not watching it either, because I'm watching this. I think you fit in just fine among the people who love you ❤️
John Betjeman's Metroland on BBC iPlayer.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Day seized.
Me (wearing an orange striped top and holding a Feathers McGraw plushie), standing with Wallace and Gromit (Wallace is holding Gromit).
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yesterday was spent giving my best mate her own private tour of my happy place, Fountains Abbey, where I used to be a costumed tour guide. I wasn't in costume, but did dress up in the "tourist" robes for a laugh. It felt so good to be back in the habit while someone appreciated my infodumping!
Fountains Abbey under a moody skyMe grinning delightedly in a white robe. Me in a black and white shot during a photo shoot. I'm wearing a white choir monk robe, standing sideways to the backdrop of Fountains Abbey. Me in my white habit, hood pulled up  so you can just see my eyes. The cellarium ceiling is behind me.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've just discovered this exists. @benbaker.bsky.social pointed out that he looks like Matthew Corbett, so...
A Little Golden Book biography of Ryan Gosling. He is painted wearing a pink suit. Sorry puppetter Mathew Corbett. A Sooty puppet badly photoshopped onto Ryan's hand in La La Land. The illustration is a watercolour painted style.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Headless dogs deserve love too.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I thought this was a kid waiting for the bus with a backpack on. *Books Specsavers appointment*
An electric charging point wrapped in black plastic with a white sign hanging on the back. It looks like a little girl kn a long coat with a white backpack on.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My parents had CDs long before I did, but I remember buying this for £2 from Stockton flea market and it was the first that was "mine". There was a 'Best of the Beach Boys' and a compilation of classic jazz in the same purchase, but I remember this the most. I was an odd 15 year old.
Vic Reeves album "I Will Cure You".
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This looks like The Goodies. I hope there's a speeded up run a Abbey Road, and semolina pilchards climbing up the Telecom Tower.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Happy Mondays' first draft was less successful.
A blue sign with "Kinky Donuts" written in gold lettering.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dear Huel, can you absolutely guarantee there are no humans in your Vanilla Matcha flavour? Because...
A glass of not very appetising looking Huel Light Vanilla Matcha flavour. It is the colour of Shrek and looks a bit too much like Soylent Green.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A haunted dog with a human face
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Or you can have an Alf!
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It pales in comparison to Tracey's, but I have some lovely sunflowers?
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If I was ever going to be a Barbie, it was always going to be Weird Barbie.
Me with foils in my hair, getting "caramel" highlights because my hairdresser won't let me go blonde (for my own good). I have dark ink on my face. Kate McKinnon as Weird Barbie. She has short blond hair spiking up and ink on her face.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Propa mint, like.
A Facebook screenshot 

Man: "Hey does it hurt to get a tattoo?" 

Rate my Tattoo: "Depends on the area" 

Man: "I'm from Middlesbrough"
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Booking. com certainly know how to catch my eye.
A "Villa with private pool" ad, featuring a palm tree.

Two branches are in a v shape with what I assume are nuts in the "v". The tops are covered in leaves, so it looks like someone with enormous gonads and hairy ankles doing yoga.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I definitely aspire to be Beiderbecke Tapes Barbara.
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