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ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 8h

Substack -> DThomp -> DfP push poll in the first paragraph is a quick way to let me know I don't need to read the rest of the article, actually

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 8h

Whew good thing it gave me the option to translate

Canadian payrolls.
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ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

First blockbuster in a while and I love the premise

Cru
A washed-up sommelier, Reese Witherspoon, steals her family vineyard's final viable harvest and races it to a Las Vegas competition before it oxidizes, with her ex-husband, a repo man, Ryan Reynolds, at the wheel. Chasing them is the uncle who just sold the land out from under her, John C. Reilly, while a widowed roadside diner owner, Viola Davis, keeps materializing at every stop, feeding them, betting on them, and quietly engineering the reunion nobody will say out loud.

REESE WITHERSPOON • RYAN REYNOLDS
WITH JOHN C. REILLY AND VIOLA DAVIS

A FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA FILM
PG-13

"Moms booked it twice. Reilly alone at the banquet table earned the whole budget back."
r/boxoffice user
"The diner feast sings; the last act drinks the tank dry."
Critic Review
Domestic box office
$422M
Critic score
62/100

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just in case you still haven't, y'know

72 and sunny for Pittsburgh, nothing but blue skies today but you kinda knew that part already

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He's devastated

I am once again saying welcome. welcome to City 17

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He loves that word 'reform'

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I keep making movies i would fkn love

This film is not real. It is the output of a game. The title, description, cast, crew, rating, quotes, and scores are all invented.
"The only alibi louder than the crime."
CURTAIN CAILLL
A blacklisted Vegas headliner, Hugh Jackman, recruits a crew of ex-showbiz casualties for one score: rob the Golden Aria's vault during his farewell concert, the finale covering the drills. His safecracker, Stellan Skarsgård, lost his hearing to an onstage explosion and now works by vibration, timing each cut to the kick drum. The casino's floor manager, Salma Hayek, runs the getaway from the lighting booth. The casino's sentimental owner, John Goodman, wants in - if the crew cuts him a share before the last chorus ends.
HUGH JACKMAN • STELLAN SKARSGÅRD - SALMA HAYEK AND JOHN GOODMAN
A CAMERON CROWE FILM
R
FOR LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT, SOME VIOLENCE AND BRIEF NUDITY
UNDER 17 REQUIRES ACCOMPANYING PARENT OR ADULT GUARDIAN
"Hayek's lighting-booth number aside, Crowe clearly loves these people more than the heist, and the ending forgives too easily." r/TrueFilm user
DOMESTIC BOX OFFICE
$270M
"Jackman sells the eleventh-hour number hard, and Skarsgård's wordless safecrack sequence is genuinely great stuff."
Critic Review
CRITIC SCORE
64/100

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

e e cummings with a speech bubble pointing to the below quoted post

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Omg this is so wholesome. Toronto's holding a "youth vote" during early voting days this month. The kids vote for next year's tree of the year!

A flyer for Toronto's Growing Future Voters program (new in 2026!)

Kids can vote for Toronto's 2027 Tree of the Year and learn about the voting process.
Saturday, October 10 and Sunday, October 11 From 10 a.m. to 7 p.m.
At all 50 advance voting places
Meet the Candidates
Basswood: My shade makes me the coolest tree at the park!
Paper Birch: My seeds fly far and wide to help me grow everywhere!
Red Oak: My acorns and leaves are tasty snacks for my animal friends!
Sugar Maple: My sweet sap and bright colours are world famous!
White Pine: My needles provide shelter for my animal friends all year long!

The winning tree will be named Toronto's 2027 Tree of the Year and celebrated with plantings, saplings offered to schools, and free saplings available at all public tree giveaway events.

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Had to fix a typo

Excerpt from the xkcd comic about what the average person knows:

[Pull up] is second nature to us [People who watch Air Crash Investigations ("Mayday" in Canada)] so it's easy to forget that the average person probably-

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Remade Yellow Submarine as an R-rated Miyazaki film with a stellar supporting cast

This film is not real. It is the output of a game. The title, description, cast, crew, rating, quotes, and scores are all invented.

"The sea remembers what the harpoon took."
THE LEVIATHAN

A four-man gun crew who never speak except in close harmony, The Beatles, man the harpoons of a rusting steam whaler, and they alone keep a pact with a whale that should have died a century ago. The ship's cook, Maya Rudolph, trades years off her own life to keep it surfaced. A stowaway cartographer, Emma Watson, maps the drowned city the whale carries on its back, while the captain who harpooned it first, Kathryn Hahn, returns to finish the kill. The R is earned in blood, fog and grief.

THE BEATLES • MAYA RUDOLPH • EMMA WATSON • KATHRYN HAHN

A HAYAO MIYAZAKI FILM

R

FOR STRONG BLOODY VIOLENCE, GRISLY IMAGES AND BRIEF NUDITY
UNDER 17 REQUIRES ACCOMPANYING PARENT OR ADULT GUARDIAN
"Hahn is doing something extraordinary under all that fog, wish the film around her had matching ambition." r/TrueFilm user
DOMESTIC BOX OFFICE
$156M
"Kathryn Hahn's captain harpoons a memory and the film never quite recovers."
Critic Review
CRITIC SCORE
65/100

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ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

R-rated Aviation Dark Comedy starring Tombstone-era Eastwood and directed by post-Terms of Endearment James L. Brooks. Awards contender too!

This film is not real. It is the output of a game. The title, description, cast, crew, rating, quotes, and scores are all invented.
"The jump is the easy part."
DEAD RECKONING: FINAL CALL
A dying crop-duster, Clint Eastwood, runs a black-market service flying the terminally ill over their hometowns for one last parachute jump, charging whatever they've got left. A suspended airline pilot with a fear of landing, Bill Hader, talks his way into the co-pilot's seat. A hospice nurse with a sideline in referrals, Priyanka Chopra Jonas, keeps the manifest full. And an FAA inspector chasing the operation, Rachel McAdams, becomes its first paying passenger - and its only chance of not crashing.
CLINT EASTWOOD • RACHEL MCADAMS • BILL HADER • PRIYANKA CHOPRA JONAS
A JAMES L. BROOKS FILM

DOMESTIC BOX OFFICE
$245M

CRITIC SCORE
78/100

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is in the context of Starship making orbit on the 12th try

Zach Weinersmith
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social
I don't understand the need to say dickwad CEOs can't make good stuff. This is the world we live in. A lot of my favorite things in the arts and sciences come from absolute bastards.
The real argument should be about how to channel dickwaddery into good social outcomes, not whether the stuff works.

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ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Offer applies to a, i, o [contested] but especially u

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

An unintended consequence of having schoolkids wear orange on Sept 30th: the concept of Truth and Reconciliation doorcrashers at the Tigre Géant

Uber Eats ad notification that reads:
Every Child Matters (orange heart emoji)
Honour Truth and Reconciliation Day-Shop Giant Tiger's Orange Shirt collection and support Indspire.

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ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Your starting goaltender for the Seattle Kraken, Joey OK

Joey Daccord

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Thinking about all the PR agency junketers for whom this is true

The " Babymaking couple " never has make a single baby to serve this purpose.

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You know, AI lyric service, I don't think that's actually who Gord Downie was singing about

At The Hundredth Meridian - Live July 22 - August 20, 2016
The Tragically Hip

"Get Rock Hudson to sing my eulogy"

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We all know where this thread's going

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Comes in deer, moose and caribou

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Construction under cotton candy skies

Looking out at the city skyline towards the lake. This looked a softer pink to the eye than the peach that comes across in this photo. Sun is setting behind me, so you can see the reflection in one of the towers on the left

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Everywhere i look i see him

Hank Hill's butt

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"mom, I found a photo of your old landline"

Corner unit, very nice

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Live shot of the scene:

I know what you're thinking: that's not an augur. And you're right, you're absolutely right.

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When I still have to go to work

Angy

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You just end up with this starter pack and you're back to square one

Stephen Marche with some dumb NYT oped

Nora loreto here with some way out there conspiracy theory

Rob rousseau representing the aging Montreal hipster demo

And then this fuckin guy

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

OooOo who is sheee

A 2.5" clay planter painted to resemble a woman's face. I have placed an air plant on top of the planter, thus giving her a spiky punky updo

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ask us about our donair

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Do you have any asian spoons that need storing

Asian spoons

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ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Tom Paris standing in front of a replicator with a speech bubble pointing to the above post

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

AI's biggest risk to humanity is this mf right here

Ted Faro, Horizon: Zero Dawn. He is a bad guy

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ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Right? How did he even know

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Wait I've seen this film before

DC's bizarre vertical magnetic car highway from MINORITY REPORT (2002)

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ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Acarsdrama is FURIOUS about this

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The quiz has successfully clocked me as "someone close to New York who also speaks like they're from California"

NY and CA with a hint of the Midwest and a dash of southern Florida

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Pretty sweet post-apocalyptic sunset sky tho

Sky says bi pride

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Up until an hour ago I'd never gotten one of these for weather. Now,

A part of our Canadian heritage

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Oh it's *stormin'* stormin'

EMERGENCY ALERT / ALERTE D'URGENCE
1m ago
Environment Canada: DESTRUCTIVE WINDS AND VERY
LARGE HAIL in this mobile coverage area.
Take immediate cover in a basement or interior room if weather threat approches. Shelter from flying debris if outside.
Severe Thunderstorm Warning, 5:08 p.m. EDT
Wednesday 2 September ||/ Environnement Canada :
VENTS DESTRUCTEURS ET TRÈS GROSSE GRÊLE dans votre zone actuelle de couverture cellulaire.
Réfugiez-vous sans tarder au sous-sol ou dans une pièce sans fenêtre en cas de temps menaçant. À l'extérieur, protégez-vous des débris projetés.
Alerte d'orages violents, 17h08 HAE le mercredi 2 septembre

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Behold, the 100-year negotiation phase

Macawww

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Logistics bsky rn

Is this containerization??

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Fog

There's a city in there
somewhere

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Fyi i also can't find it by searching your posts. Completely hidden!

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"Hugging Face demonstrates huge AI security risk" yeah we know

There's no way I'm the first one to make this joke

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Update: it was not cheesy enough so I added one (1) kraft single. It is now cheesy enough

Cheeeeeeeez

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I mean, I would be remiss if I didn't at least *try* it

KD Extra Spicy Cheesy Ramen. Idk. We'll see.

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

It'd be really funny if it was part of one of these copses of trees you can see along the shore in google maps, getting lifted up as the reservoir filled

Two outcroppings of trees sit along the sand-banks of the reservoir, a few kilometres south of where the island was spotted on satellite

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Why did I see spiderman on the roof

ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Once twirled this bad boy so fast it splashed ink on my face. Great pen

A uni-ball Onyx micro