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Velvet Sparrow

@velvetsparrow.bsky.social
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Smart-ass So. CA gal. No. NV Sierras Writer/Origami artist with LOTS of chickens. Unrepentant Romantic/Rogue Snarker/Chaotic Good. AI = Block! Eastern Sierras, Nevada jackshenhouse.blogspot.com

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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 2h
Even my banty chicks would tower over these guys! youtube.com/shorts/c-42D...
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Love doing this size comparisons with these buttons quails 😂💙🐣 #babyanimals #birds #cute #funny
YouTube video by Fat Hen Farms
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 2h
Sorry, but this wins the 'My Chicken Army Attacks At Dawn' trope. 🥰 youtube.com/shorts/f7-4J...
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My little army of button quails 😂💙 #babyanimals #quail #farmlife #farm #cuteanimals #cute
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 2h
#ZantiMisfits spaceship almost done, as well as an additional 8 Zantis. Groovy, baby. #Halloween
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Cynthia Slate -Make Habitat don’t just garden @thebirdsnest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like every morning I try to do a rollcall of the Birds to see who is still here. Have not seen Varied Thrush today. #Birds I like this video. It’s too bad it was so dark. I tried to brighten it. It is the immature or female varied thrush with foxy on top of the cage.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Pyramids
It will certainly show what our ancestors would be thinking if they were alive today. People have often speculated about this. Would they approve of modern society, they ask, would they marvel at present-day achievements? And of course this misses a fundamental point. What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: "Why is it so dark in here?”
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every kid who grew up watching those cartoons: "I KNEW IT!!!"
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We also excitedly point out hawks to one another while driving.
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's those damned *koi*.
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Fawn with the Wind @fawnwiththewind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I made a couple of these as a trail for last weekend’s market and they both sold in the first five minutes. They’re super adorable so I’ll be so happy to make more! Pattern by BeezeeArt #plushart #stingrayart #seapancake #stingray #customplush
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
@AbrasiveGhost

Me:[explaining twitter] imagine the worlds worst ppl &the worlds funniest ppl had a fake war online

mom: sounds awful

Me:[excitedly] it is
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@AmySilverberg

One time a writer friend of mine got too drunk and sobbed bc she said there were too many books in the world she wouldn’t have time to read, and this guy down the bar said, ladies—he isn’t worth it and my friend yelled IM CRYING ABOUT BOOKS and that shut the guy up
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New Meta strategy is clear. They’re going to flood the market with non-perv glasses so you can’t tell who is wearing the perv glasses.
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Meta VR Glasses, Ray-Ban Meta Audio, Ray-Ban Meta Gen 3: Specs, Features, Prices — WIRED
At its Meta Connect event, CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced a handful of new smart glasses, including a slimmed-down VR headset and the company’s first camera-free glasses.
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 24/09/2026
NEW GARBAGE FOR LOSERS JUST DROPPED
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Concern? How about arrest the f*cker?? Cripes. If you or I hacked Medicare, the AFP would bash down our doors. AI does it? Oopsies! I am concerned! www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Anthony Albanese says OpenAI agent hacked Medicare and he expressed ‘extreme concern’ to Sam Altman
Prime minister says he told chief executive he was disappointed it had taken company ‘way too long’ to inform government of breach
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hmmm... Fall is here, and that means it's almost #Halloween! Time to make more of these nasty lil' guys for our front yard #ZantiMisfits invasion! Another addition will be their spaceship crashed on our roof, a detail I didn't have time to make last year. Also hoping to add movement to the Zantis!
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CaffeineIsLife @caffeineislife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm sorry, but when he DOES shit like this at a UN assembly, threatens to start attacking a country. EVERY FUCKING PERSON should be standing up and walking out on him. ALL of them, not just the reps from Cuba.
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey GOP and America in general--IS THIS ENOUGH?! Get rid of this tinpot wannabe dictator!
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you wish for gravity reversal for very *specific* individuals so they'd just fly off the planet and leave us in peace. 😒
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Editor: I'd like a story that combines Americans' hatred of artificial intelligence, their fears about the environment, their antipathy toward data centers, and their angst over inflation driven by dwindling fuel supplies. Reporter: Got ya covered, boss. Need anything else?
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The New York Times

GIVE THE TIMES

Data Center's Spill of 5,000 Gallons of Diesel Forces N.J. River Cleanup The fuel poured from a storage tank at a large data center in Secaucus, N.J., into a tributary of the Hackensack River.

Listen • 5:15 min
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/08/2026
the guy who programs the firmware for your toaster thinks taxing income to pay for childhood cancer wards is fascism because it diverts money away from the reddit bigamist hosting 3:1 sex parties to fund research into teaching software that empathy is fake
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Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles) @jordanshiveley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
normalize quoting your friends on bathroom walls
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 17/09/2026
This fucking guy. We're all voting, right? No, it's not the ONLY thing we're doing, by any damn stretch. But we're all fucking voting. www.vote.org
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Everything You Need to Vote - Vote.org
Register to vote. Check your registration status. Get your absentee ballot. Fast, free, easy, secure, nonpartisan.
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Mary!! 🐓❤️ @kobayashimaruu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
tfw the soap is dirty too now cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I was a kid, you NEVER tuned away from a channel when a Peter Max commercial came up. 😁 #RIPPeterMax
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The kid and I finally got our new glasses! There's loads of stuff I've been putting off because I couldn't see well. What a relief to be able to SEE again, with no headache-inducing squinting at the computer screen. Yay!
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
California is on fire again (still, actually) done in Yosemite. Which means allll that smoke gets funneled right into our valley. Yay.🙄
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 15/09/2026
Republican Rep. Thomas Massie reads articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth. About. Damn. Time.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
Everyone who ever bought ‘how are we going to pay for that?’ as a viable position on any policy that offered help to people in need, I’mma need you to slap yourself.
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's like a lethal tax on stupidity.
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 14/09/2026
But yeah, YEAH, with AI we won't need doctors any more...! (...the vagina. THE VAGINA.) 😆
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One the plus side maybe he'll finally get a brain, even if secondhand.
static.klipy.com
The Walking Dead Zombies: I'm Fine See
ALT: The Walking Dead Zombies: I'm Fine See
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Cate (Your Wife) @kallaipdx.com · 10/09/2026
I love the ritual of playing a vinyl record. Pulling it out of its sleeve. Looking at the cover art. Reading the song titles. Hearing the snap-hiss of the needle making contact. The sacrifice’s blood warming me as I drain the goblet dry. You know, normal girl stuff.
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Dan Thiell @danthiell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The people building the future are labor unions and teachers and scientists, not white supremacist CEOs trying to build the Torment Nexus.
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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ah. ahem. allow me to answer this with the thoughtful, civil response it merits:
sooo many middle fingers
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My doctor has FINALLY gotten approval from the insurance company for my knee injection, YAY!
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mine were YELLING at me today, demanding peanuts.
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This'll just make you smile for the next hour. 😁
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
More brush fires all around us, with our valley holding in the smoke like it's a freakin' bong hit. 🙄
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Eleanor @eleanorlanewriter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #Mouthful so here is a crow with a goldfish cracker. #birds #ECK
Head and shoulders photo of a crow in a parking lot, holding a goldfish cracker in its beak.
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That's one *Hell* of a gestation period. 😱
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Sarah Primate @langurlover.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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news.mongabay.com
Indigenous fisherwoman finds ‘lost’ spinach pipefish, not seen by science in 40 years
Founder’s Briefs: An occasional series where Mongabay founder Rhett Ayers Butler shares analysis, perspectives and story summaries. On the final day of a two-week expedition, where researchers were se...
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Duivekop 📷🇧🇪 @duivekop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Born too late to see the Cambrian explosion. Born too early to see Andromeda merge with Milky Way. But born just in time to admire pigeons. #photography #wildlifephotography #birds #pigeons
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
so the thing about going on a strike is you have to withhold something people *want* from you
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pepperandpals.bsky.social @pepperandpals.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm not afraid to use this
Picture of a cockatiel held in a hand facing the camera
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's just the plane vomiting over that UGLY livery it got saddled with.
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*Jaded laugh* Suuuure. #NoAI
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Retro Blast 💫 @retroblastpod.com · 10/09/2026
Optimus Prime is an illegal immigrant you actual morons.
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Noted Internet User @psvitaowner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I would pay $1000 right now to hit this thing with a sledgehammer once and I feel like there are millions of others that feel the same that's free money
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Velvet Sparrow @velvetsparrow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I know the perfect ending for the thing... www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CYT...
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Swastika Blow up, Hakenkreuzsprengung
YouTube video by Domi Ru
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