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Never Enough Werewolves

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I like when puzzle games attempt to have stories. even if an ancient demon has been revived and brought about an endless rainfall that turns people evil, at the end of the day you still have to solve it by swapping peppermints and icecream cones

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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that pointing soyjak meme template except the foreground guy is the 19th century Japanese depiction of an American.
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is so weird to me to put Kafka and Robin into ZZZ because those are two characters who have absolutely nothing to do with each other. Maybe they've HEARD of each other because one is an intergalactic criminal and the other is the Songstress of the Galaxy. But is there really a story there?
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Occasionally Spooky Transpo @occtranspo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Among the ruins of Pompeii were found loaves of bread with unique stamps on them to denote their bakery of origin, as a way of discouraging "counterfeit bread" full of sawdust and other cost-shaving additives by less scrupulous bakers. Given how the FDA is going we're gonna need to bring this back.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart theonion.com/40-year-old-not-active…
40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Retiring to spend more time monitoring his family’s masturbation habits
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
braves and yankees eliminated on the same night?
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minami @sakaimii.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today, my short oneshot, 遠距離幼馴染 (Long-Distance Childhood Friends) we published in this month’s issue of Feel Young!! It’s my first time having my work physically published in a magazine! The title page’s logo and graphic design is so cute 😭 Check it out if you can!
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been in public-facing work for close to 30 years and today I met one of the biggest dickheads I've EVER come across. He attempted to blame me personally for his difficulties getting through on the phone by saying "I don't see YOU picking it up, maybe you should show a little ambition or quit"
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happymappy @happymappyart.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Chicken Bancon Rench
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I must advise noodle restaurants against ever using the word "noods"
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Endfield is getting a guy who rides a horse into battle like he's Dynasty Warriors
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Philadelphia held its first parallel parking championship over the weekend www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/u...
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about a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 06/10/2026
that's right. all kaiju are godzillas, all video game consoles are nintendos, all metalheads are metallicas, and all vampires are draculas.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
get equipped with dragon yeah
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At work I received a records request from a "Medical Whisperer". I wonder, is that just a doctor who needs to keep things on the down-low?
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All coffins should be redesigned to be stackable. Some day in the future we're going to regret the lack of gravesite verticality
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AI might have more consciousness than the millions of losers who flock to it
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you can meet someone you agree with on like 99% of things and still find them to be an exhausting, insufferable scold
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like the idea that Kafka could make it into Zenless but...the game is already overloaded with Electric characters to the point where a couple of them definitely should've been something else
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Endfield has a new area that's like a mini Majora's Mask where you are forced to relive the final hours of a doomed city again and again. Endfield has been a pretty inconsistent game but when they're on, they're on
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The new Star Rail update has an Exit 8 section that plays the exact same way. Really, it's such a good formula that I would expect MANY imitators
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More than one restaurant near my workplace has left their soda fountains inoperable for months on end and I'm at the point where I won't eat there any more. Do they not get that drinks are pure profit? FIX YOUR SHIT.
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think toys with lots of annoying little swappable parts like hands or faces should come with briefcases to carry them all in
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🧊 Cool Orbit 🪐 @coolorbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FFVII Remake part 3 dlc title
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
whenever I come at the word "redetermination" at work I instantly hear it as the subtitle of a RE game
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In Paper Mario, Mayor Penguin is found seemingly dead, with Mario being suspected of his murder. However, if a letter is delivered to him during that time, he will get up, thank Mario, and promptly go back to being dead. Unfortunately, this cannot prove Mario's innocence.
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rye 🎃🍞🎉🎂 @dorovain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
are you sure about that babygirl
dietrich fire emblem getting a level up and increasing every stat except strength and luck
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minami @sakaimii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's been very interesting to watch Animal Signal find its footing as I translate it (this is a compliment)
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there's just one fanartist out there drawing kinda horny but still technically sfw art of Nangong Yu
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the new Genshin story update was VERY good. I feel like we're finally seeing a lot of answers to questions we've been asking for 6 years. and every time I think to myself "well how are they gonna explain THIS???" they, in fact, do.
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Brendan Graeber @raggafragga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So there's 120 gifts in Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave, and spread across 60 characters, trying to catalogue their reactions to each for our guide may just kill me. Currently making Cai try every flavor of "Ghosh" and it feels a lot like this.
a mockup of a fake Youtube thumbnail in the style of "trying every flavor of (blank)!" The title of the video is "We Tried EVERY Flavor of Ghosh!!" featuring some photoshopped bottles of kombucha, and Cai and Eshmel making youtuber reaction faces in the corner. I hate it here.
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 25/09/2026
Playing Silent Hill: Townfall as authentically as possible That is, on the 2.2" screen of a 90s pocket TV that I'm broadcasting to wirelessly 📡📺
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bro is that the king of fucking spades
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 24/09/2026
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love it when a VA has to mimic someone else's character. And Mariko Honda's impression of Columbina is spot on!
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