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alfie

@veganpizzaboy.bsky.social
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commie ☭ vegan 🐽 he/him

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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
I wish women stopped hover peeing in public toilets, dude just put some tp under your ass
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
can't get over the fact that my city's mayor supports Israel, and that he's still the best candidate for this position (he's making huge infrastructure improvements for the people)
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
trans women have such an amazing power. they can switch from a high pitched feminine voice to MANNN 2000
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Parties are cool, but have you ever tried sitting quietly in the grass
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
when you see a cool looking new game, click on the store page, and it turns out to be another survival crafting game .... my 13th reason
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 15/11/2023
'Night Rain at Shinobazu Pond' (1938) Kasamatsu Shiro
A lone figure walking a path in the rain beside a pond
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
found my new fit for the club
Bug pants extra large (shorts with an antibug net draping down them)
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
also why i like this microblogging format so much. small scale interactions with cool strangers is what the internet should be about
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/11/2023
For people freaking out about this, your posts have already been publicly accessible for months
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
hell yeah!
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
i run like a faggot (not derogatory)
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
bored? food. or alcohol. every fucking time.
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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Happy Birthday to Wendy Carlos, a Hollywood pioneer who came out as trans in 1972 and wrote the music for The Shining, A Clockwork Orange and Tron
Wendy Carlos playing with the sliders on a mixing desk
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
if i had any courage, i'd post this on tiktok, but can any other trans person freshly on hrt picture themself in their head? for me it's all blurry. i have a sense of identity but no visual self image. it's like i'm not an "end product" yet, no idea what i'm supposed to look like yet
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
so funny that now that I've let my (already shitty) mask drop, as an autistic person, i really fucking cannot mask anymore 😭 it's the most fake that it's ever been
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
I'm so good at writing customer service messages for this hotel I work at. but obviously I am, been a professional texter since I was 12
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
in my experience, older people who have no concept of genderqueerness will have no idea I'm transmasc until my voice gets perfectly male. they never assume that any deviation from traditional gender roles/appearances could mean you're trans, they just think you're a tomboy or a fggot
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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
bears are a type of fruit
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
I'm not okay....
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 01/11/2023
ME: I want to talk to more people ALSO ME: If another person talks to me, I'm going to nap for 700 years
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
pocket alley (the third one from the top) !! so cute
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
remembered the name Alfréd exists and now my tranny self is obsessed
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
how am i supposed to hold down a job when i split the second anyone says something transphobic
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
i got my first "sir" from him 🥺
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
never seen a train conductor with so much life and joy in them
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
beautiful boy in the hotdog stand in ikea today
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
random weird fact I know: the first recorded use of the singular “they” in the English language was the 1375 story “William and the Werewolf,” obv referring to the werewolf so happy halloween to all they/thems carrying on a fine 700-year tradition, be gay be cryptid get candy
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23/06/2023
Raccoons always look like they are in the middle of telling a story about how big something was.
raccoon laying down holding it's hands apartraccoon holding it's hands apartraccoon standing holding it's hands apart on gravelraccoon standing holding it's hands apart on a wooden deck
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Production workers at Walt Disney Animation Studios have voted to unionize with 93% voting “yes” on a 96% turnout. Amazing.
deadline.com
Walt Disney Animation Studios Staffers Vote To Unionize With Animation Guild
Production workers at Walt Disney Animation Studios have voted overwhelmingly to unionize with IATSE and Animation Guild. The vote was 93% "yes" on 96% turnout.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
costumes arrived late but did NOT disappoint
Two sausage dogs wearing hot dog costumes
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 30/10/2023
My boyfriend told me the other night that a raccoon lived with him for a year. It used to come by & steal dog food from his porch. One night, he left the door open & it wandered inside. They used to eat potato chips & watch movies together. He's literally lived my dream & waited 4 months to tell me.
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
i think of myself as an old lighthouse keeper slowly losing their mind
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
the most annoying outcome of this is when i reference something i've spoken about and they're all surprised that that thing would interest me i hate it when i make the effort to open up and loved ones don't fucking remember details about me
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
i might have been traumatised by my adhd parents. i never felt like i was getting their undivided attention, and that's pretty hard on a developing child. it was even worse in conversations where i was talking about some interest of mine and they just hm'd in response or visibly zoned out...
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Twisteddoodles @twisteddoodles.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Modern ghosts
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
hogy tudom elhagyni a fülhallgatóm dobozostól, A LAKÁSON BELÜL
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 02/09/2023
Part of why people get so excited for Halloween is because it's one of the few holidays that isn't centered around family. You can just go & do your own weird thing. Embrace your inner werewolf. Howl at the moon. Chase a squirrel. Pass out in your bath tub. No one will stop you.
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
why can't i game at night😭
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
is it just me who genuinely just wanted to see
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
successful brahms from the boy costume
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
so fucking pretty. why did we stop dressing like this
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
oh my god old women are so damn tiring. what the hell is the cashier gonna do about the fact that you haven't found what you came in for
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
nothing funnier than when a man gets triggered that some rando on the internet finds their favourite movies boring
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
side mission
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alfie @veganpizzaboy.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
kurva büdös a fűtés a buszon is this the way i'm gonna go?
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