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Van Rouge

@van-rouge.bsky.social
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Sports personality of my fractured mind. Libtard. Drinker of wine. Drinker of brown liquor. University of Colorado guy. Lifelong Nuggets fan. Mets fan- the DH is an abomination. Bay Area resident. Oakland Roots & Soul owner & fan. ¡Hala Madrid! Music. Film

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U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team bot @uswntbot.com · 12h
A story Kate Del Fava will never forget 🥹
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 8h
The last four recessions have been under Republican presidents, to say nothing for the fact that it was a Republican in the White House in 1929.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 18h
great news, fam—they finally found a way to make hard seltzer without the alcohol
Non-alcoholic white claw
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J.P. Hoornstra @jphoornstra.bsky.social · 13h
the top IG comment is a banger
Jose Canseco to John Rocker on IG: "F you and your birthday"
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The Joy of Baseball Podcast @joyofbaseball.bsky.social · 10h
You heard it here first, @nickofferman.bsky.social is claiming Payton Tolle as family. Listen now to Episode 9 of The Joy of Baseball with @mollyknight.bsky.social and @joeposnanski.com. #redsox #paytontolle #ronswanson #mlb 🔗 youtube.com/shorts/FLDg2...
Side-by-side photos showing the resemblance between Nick Offerman and Payton Tolle. Pull quote says “the moustache is looking great.”
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Golden State Warriors @warriorsofficial.bsky.social · 9h
Stephen had a message for all of Ballhalla last night: The Valkyries are ready to take care of business in Game 2 ⚔️
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Van Rouge @van-rouge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another favorite Beatles cover of mine is The Breeders youtu.be/LUc1pFh-0Jc?...
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Breeders - Happiness Is A Warm Gun
YouTube video by drinkboxjuicer
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Van Rouge @van-rouge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s not obscure but we should never forget how Joe Cocker and Leon Russell transformed a very vanilla Beatles song into an epic piece of Rock and Roll history by injecting it with soul and grandeur youtu.be/rr0X1wJ7lx8?...
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Joe Cocker - With A Little Help From My Friends (Live From Mad Dogs & Englishmen)
YouTube video by JoeCockerVEVO
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Charles Ornstein @charlesornstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The federal government is lying to you. And we have the receipts. projects.propublica.org/american-cit...
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Van Rouge @van-rouge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“In his final opinion, you can almost feel Marshall's outrage, his fury, and ultimately his helplessness about what was to come from a radicalized Supreme Court bent on returning the nation to a less equal, less democratic, more Darwinian state.”
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Jeff Kassouf @jeffkassouf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Spoke with #NWSL leading scorer Ashley Sanchez today ahead of her first #USWNT training session in nearly 2 years. She said she is focused on getting "up to speed" this camp. Emma Hayes said no new players will start either game vs. Spain but must be ready for minutes. More on @espn.com 👇
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NWSL goals leader Sanchez getting 'up to speed' with USWNT
Forward Ashley Sanchez said she is focused on getting "up to speed" again with the United States after receiving her first recall in nearly two years.
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Van Rouge @van-rouge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, Matt Olson being notorious as a poor hitter and non-clutch…
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Van Rouge @van-rouge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The distinction I was making was “if he’d had” not “that he had” For example in 2014 he would have had an additional 2 wins & 2 ties, 2015 2 & 1, 2016 2 & 2, 2017 4 ties, 2018 3 & 2, 2019 3 wins,… Ties could have been wins or NDs, who knows, but regardless it would have raised his career wins
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Van Rouge @van-rouge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
More importantly, what would his record be if he received three runs of support
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not an exaggeration. Why do you not highlight this stuff CONSTANTLY
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is how you write a headline, cont’d www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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It must have been love, but it’s over now: sex toy placed in trash bin triggers DC bomb squad
After person is spotted disposing of suspicious device, police with K-9 unit halt major roadway for two hours
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
About 10, 15 years ago these people started the “was Hitler really so bad? Hitler only wanted what was best for the Germans, what’s wrong with that!?” talking point and I knew I would live to see it become the mainstream GOP position. The end of living memory of WWII is going to be ruinous.
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Joel Rush @joelrushnba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nikola Jokic slings and absolutely LUDICROUS behind-the-back pass the full length of the baseline to Cam Johnson in the corner for the triple. Joker not wasting any time delivering the magic in preseason game 1 #Nuggets
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timkawakami.bsky.social @timkawakami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Former 49ers defensive coordinators-turned-head coaches are 0-8 so far this season
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 04/10/2026
I think these two have explored each others bodies
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I believe in Medicare for All like I believe in public schools. There for you no matter what.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In light of that Atlantic article going around featuring the traumatized truck driver who hit Pierre Damas Bel, I'll re-up what I wrote a month ago. craigcalcaterra.com/blog/there-i...
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Blood on J.D. Vance’s hands
A young Haitian man walked in front of a truck. His blood is on J.D. Vance’s hands
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching the Dropkick Murphys, who have never had any fucks to give, just rip into Trump at the Power to the People concert is giving me life. Knowing that Jack Smith is there watching is making me grin ear to ear.
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really wish the world’s most dangerous, extreme anti-vaccine activist & conspiracy theorist, RFK Jr, who is a eugenicist & a MAHA dude who repeatedly peddles vile lies, had not been put in charge of the US health system Here he is telling truly horrific, dangerous lies about HPV & COVID vaccines
RFK Jr saying that the HPV vaccine increases the risk of cervical cancer & the Covid vaccine increases the risk of Covid—these are 2 dangerous lies
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Van Rouge @van-rouge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s almost like there’s no special teams coach
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Van Rouge @van-rouge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Deli mustard is the best mustard because of that horseradish kick
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EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
STEEPLES!!! He thinks people have to scale the outside of a church steeple to change a clock time!! He’s the dumbest fuck in the history of the world!!
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Van Rouge @van-rouge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Social anxiety?
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College Hockey History @collegehockeyhx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just noticed this Skating Lion logo for Lindenwood that has a vintage feel to it. Looks like the earliest use of it on socials was back in May. It would look good as a shoulder patch or front and center on an alternate sweater
Skating Lion logo on black background.
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep. This is why the idea of vaccination being a personal choice is total bullshit. It's just monstrously selfish to not get your shots.
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Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alberta separatists have gone to D.C. offering fresh water and oil in exchange for U.S. support – and Republican operatives have provided tactical assistance inside the province. The cross-border effort to sway Alberta’s secession vote. Via Globe And Mail: www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
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The elephant in the room
Alberta separatists have gone to D.C. offering fresh water and oil in exchange for American support – and Republican operatives have provided tactical assistance inside the province
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW AD: Are you a data center company looking to take over rural Texas? Are you a crime-loving millionaire looking to throw the FBI off your scent? Are you a child predator looking to get out of jail after just 1 day? Call 844-WHOS-KEN to hear what Ken Paxton can do for you!
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.
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Van Rouge @van-rouge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy cow this is great
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love you, Salt Lake, but "O, say can UTAH!" is definitely the dumbest of the yelling-things-out-during-the-national-anthem local traditions.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Plus, there is a significant risk of sexual assault or harassment *by* police during the reporting process. I always think about Lauren McCluskey's story of calling the police over 30 times before she was murdered. They didn't help her, but they did do this:
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University of Utah police officer showed off explicit photos of Lauren McCluskey to his co-worker
<b>UPDATE</b><i>: Logan police announced </i><a href="https://www.sltrib.com/news/education/2020/05/17/logan-police-will" target=_blank><i>an internal affairs investigation into Officer Miguel Deras</...
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The Gazette @thegazette.com · 01/10/2026
Hundreds rally for Iowa City mother detained by ICE: ‘I want my sister back now’
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Hundreds rally for Iowa City mother detained by ICE: ‘I want my sister back now’
Fatou Traore, 43, was detained by ICE on her way to work at the University of Iowa on Sept. 24. From the Ivory Coast, Traore has been told she’s being deported to Sierra Leone — a place she’s never been — leaving behind a husband and four sons.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
these are our pianos, not theirs! I know this stuff can feel secondary with all of the immediate pain this admin causes, but in the face of such personalism, it also feels important to assert the democratic principle that these cultural inheritances don't belong to the president, they belong to us
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Rob Luker @rluker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trending to recreate this classic I see
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Yankees have won consecutive games by 7+ runs, tied with 1961, 1960 and 1937 for the longest single-postseason streak in franchise history Only one team has won 3 straight by 7+ in a single postseason: 2007 Red Sox
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Van Rouge @van-rouge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wilson Contreras taketh then giveth away
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Luisangel Acuña and Ronald Acuña Jr. are the first brothers with multiple SB each in the same postseason … let alone on the same day! They’re the first bros to each have a 2-SB inning in their PS careers 3rd bros w/2+ career PS SB each (Boones, Gurriels) h/t @EliasSports
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The first team to advance to the 2026 Division Series: the Chicago White Sox, as we all surely expected when this season began
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"We are losing our soul as a nation," warns Cardinal McElroy, as he urges us all to rise up against Trump’s "evil" immigration policies. www.headsupnews.org/p/we-are-los... New on Heads Up News.
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‘We are losing our soul as a nation’
Catholic clergy call for action against Trump’s ‘evil’ immigration policies
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
another incredible Murakami champagne celebration interview (via CHSN White Sox)
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