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Astrid Cane

@vampiresqu1d.bsky.social
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this is the skin of a bisexual killer squid ✨ southern 🤠 she/her 🐙 medical coder ⚕️ history, horror, art, animals, biology ✨Come on darling let's exchange the experience✨ 📚🎃🖤🦇🕯️💀

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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Making my husband do Vincent Price roleplay for our 1st anniversary this weekend #october #horror
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
👀👀
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
catch my meek ass inheriting the earth
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I had no idea CaseOh is from Arkansas could I have like 1 friend here plz? 💀😭
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
he not giving it up
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Dear Republicans:
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Loomer deleted the post on the left this morning
Laura Loomer savages Charlie Kirk on Twitter, calling him a "charlatan" who "stabs Trump in the back" on July 13, 2025Laura Loomer reacts to a post by Barack Obama expressing condolences to Charlie Kirk's family and condemning political violence with a message that "the rhetoric in the Democrat Party "is what motivated this attack"
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 10/09/2025
“political violence has no place in this country!!” are you hearing yourself? lmao
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I loved this so muuuuuuuch
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Had so much fun at the fair and I could eat a giant corndog every day of my life 🎡🌭
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
wasabi......help....
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
My little sister got engaged and I'm so excited but as the eldest sister it's making me feel all types of ways. 🥹🥹😭😭
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
leaving this up too long on my OLED
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
My new mental illness maraca is super adorbs 🩷
Pill organizer that is pink and heart shaped
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
fat&sassy 🔥
Plump and adorable cat laying on a couch giving side eye
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Seated and ready 🥳✨
Wolf Man (2025)
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
sister love
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
lmao
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I think it's safe for me to watch The Coffee Table again now that the first time shock and trauma are settled down 😅😅 #horror #horrorsky #filmsky #spanish
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I love watching Balthazar for the language and the plot 🥹
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Practicing self-care by starting my Halloween porch now 💀🩷
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
just found out the Sonic right by my house is being torn down and rebuilt so I'll have to travel much further for my little drinks and mozzarella sticks
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a man with a cowboy hat and a mustache looks at the camera
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
🥹
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
🥹🥹🥹
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Conway Arkansas does not play about their roundabouts 👏👏
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Making the easiest meal that makes me feel fancy 💅 #cookingsky
Raw salmon on a baking sheet with lemon, oil, seasonings
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Started Bull Moon Rising (my first true smutty monster fucker book) and WHOA I wasn't ready but I'm kinda slippin for it. 😂😭😂😭
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
The joy for cooking I had is gone so now I just need to make a giant pot of spaghetti that will last the rest of my days
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
A wealthy NIMBY from my county who is also a big Trumper is getting sued for fraud regarding the sale of a show horse to a woman in another state and this is the kind of drama I need
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a woman is sitting in a crowd of people applauding while holding a banana .
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
All the millennials who worked on the movie The Assessment better have said it like Old Gregg at least once
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
red forest berries 🤤
little Caesars pizza is actually good meme

caption says "red forest berries taste so good when u ain't got a bitch on ya ear telling you it's poison"
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I just wanna talk shit about ppl with her
Mike Myers as Linda Richman from SNL
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
If your girl is finger-lickin, grab her now and do the funky chicken !
A woman with shoulder length dark hair and glasses sitting in the front seat of a car.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 14/08/2025
my dad was always saying this
Google search screenshot:

Al Overview
The saying
"beer before candy, you're in the
clear; beer before candy, hurricane sandy" is a popular rhyme that playfully suggests the order in which one consumes food and alcohol can affect the severity of a hangover. The rhyme implies that consuming beer before candy will lead to
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
My baby girl is 10 today so I'm sharing one of her most adorable and hilarious toddler photos. Poor little duck! 😂😭🥰
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2025
we need to kill the computer!!!
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
The whole time she was doing this she thought you and I were stupid lemmings for drinking pasteurized milk. The superiority component of it totally vanishes when it's time for us to feel bad for them.
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Top tier cheesy poof snack
A small bag of Herr's Stubb's BBQ cheese curls
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Getting this dvd when I was like 10 set me off on my spooky life journey. Love 🖤🖤🖤
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Current situation 😇 #booksky #Saturday @manylittlewords.bsky.social @angryrobotbooks.bsky.social
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WIRED @wired.com · 16/08/2025
A decade-long effort to boost one man's reputation was undone in a matter of weeks. www.wired.com/story/wikipe...
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How One Wikipedia Editor Unraveled the ‘Single Largest Self-Promotion Operation’ in the Site's History
A decade-long effort to boost one man's reputation was undone in a matter of weeks.
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Two brooooos chillin in a hot tubbbb 5 feet apart cuz they're NOT gay ✨
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
From the free books section today 🤘🏻
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
What gif pops up when you type your name
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a man in a suit and tie is saying it 's me jessica .
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 15/08/2025
Some say he is with the Emperor of Russia
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Astrid Cane @vampiresqu1d.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Need that radioactive Gogg in me
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Dev Patel and Rosy McEwen learn the hard way not to mess with a faerie circle in the new trailer for folk-horror-thriller RABBIT TRAP.
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Dev Patel Unleashes The Wrath Of Faeries In New RABBIT TRAP Trailer
Dev Patel and Rosy McEwen learn the hard way not to mess with a faerie circle in the new trailer for folk-horror-thriller RABBIT TRAP.
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