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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 11h

The prompt was: Bat Wedding I went in a Sesame Street husbands direction

Two peg dolls that look like the bat versions of Bert and Ernie. I made the frame out of eco resin, resins water based cousin

Another photo of the Bert and Ernie bat peg dolls. I’m holding them in a paint covered hand. Can you believe I had all the stuff to make these on hand? Of course you can

Another photo of the Bert and Ernie bat peg dolls.

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Ben Stiller. My dad hated Bobby Flay and Paul Reiser

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Friendship ended with Strawberry Blond. Ezra’s favorite song is Rasputin now

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

@kso3165.bsky.social: you don’t know who Oprah is??!! Our 8 year old child: …no?

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The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. Vamanos, amigos, he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The wolf at the end of The Neverending Story

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

- Silence - Youngest child: so what happens to the dead body? Do they just throw it out? Me: …what? Youngest child: WHEN SOMEBODY DIES

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My kid asked me to tell them the truth about Santa, and I did, and now I feel like the Worst Parent to Exist

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My mom and I were shit talking Reagan to Leo and I showed my mom this meme, and she absolutely cackled. 14/10 experience, I love my mom

Meme. The top says - My family: Heaven gained another angel 😭👼💔

Me in hell: WHERE IS RONALD REAGAN with a painting of someone carrying a sword holding someone up in hell

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There are so many things I didn’t remember about this book. The dad fully dumps an entire bowl of cereal on the toddler’s head because he’s refusing to eat. My kids didn’t believe it

A paperback copy of Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing by Judy Blume. This copy is from my mom’s library

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Completely baffled by the wawa sushi. Now? Of all times?

Different sushi rolls that you can buy at Wawa now for some reason. I can’t imagine ever feeling like this is a good idea

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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry should have been Best Actor for CLUE, I don't care what anybody says. All-time great performance. I'll fight anybody over this. I'll fistfight them. 10/10.

Tim Curry as Wadsworth in CLUE. Greatest performance in movie history. My man. Godsworth. 10/10. I've seen CLUE like, at least 40 times. At least. One plus two plus two plus one. GOAT.

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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One of the kids was nervous about school so I let them say some curse words in the car on the way. They had a lotttt of fun with it.

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Going clothes shopping for the kids at KOP was A Lot but we did buy fluffy slippers for Arch from a kid who looked like a 2001 mall goth. 13/10, they were really nice

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

TRAMAMPOLINE! TRAMBOPALINE!!

A screenshot of a Facebook post from a community but nothing group where someone is offering a free trampoline. This buy nothing group is ridiculous. Someone gave away a new fridge once

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I taught myself to say wahter instead of wooder in college so people would stop bothering me about it

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Ez got a ukulele and my sister says he looks like 90’s Beck

My kid sitting on the steps at his Gram’s house holding a ukulele

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My eldest kid is going into 6th grade this year, and there has been a different fucking communication app yearly since pre-k. I never mind buying school supplies, but THIS??? It’s fucking egregious

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Ez: Mama, want to hear a joke? Me: Sure! Ez: What would happen if a bear had a dog face? Me: I don’t know! What would happen if a bear had a dog face? Ez: He would cry.

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It’s A’s turn for SPCA camp. They’ve already asked to come back next year. They’ve bonded with a giant 9 year old dog named Clover. One of their favorite counselors is named Zero. 12/10

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I’m having a really rough week, but my sister’s cat Pepper is repeatedly rubbing his face on my face and that has improved things somewhat

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

We’re watching Obsession and I’m ready to be angry

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Philly is locked in

LeBron James jerseys at the Phillies game

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I just saw a (very alive) mouse so I have to have a performance review with Mocha and Pumpkin

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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Go outside they said. Eat more salad they said.

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

We’re driving through the haunted farm portion of Ohio

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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

we're all gonna get celebration hoagies at LaSpadas

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Hatloween @talkinghat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

having done this at least twice I would like to remind you that it’s highly entertaining to call McConnell’s office and ask if he’s dead

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

“Do we have skeletons in our bodies?” - E “Yup!” - me “WHHHYYYY???“ - E

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

“We can’t sleep with all this RACKET” - 5 or 95 yr old is having a tough bedtime

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I just saw a couple on a hike with a tiny baby. A too young to crawl baby

Graphic that reads: “97 degrees Fahrenheit. It feels hotter than the actual temperature.” That couple looked miserable and their baby was tomato red. Why do they hate their baby?

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

My mom made chicken cheesesteaks and broccoli rabe. She caramelized onions for the cheesesteaks. I’m in heaven

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Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Free to download, and printable on standard Avery 5164 shipping label stickers. Enjoy!

Hand drawn text reading: Oh no! ANOTHER HIDEOUS GENERATIVE AI FLYER
Looks like they:
-don’t care about the harm to the planet and our drinkable water
-devalue human artists and creativity
-lined a billionaire’s pocket instead of hiring a local artist
-want everyone to become more lazy, stupid and misinformed
HOW EMBARRASSING

The text image from the other image in this post, printed six times to fit on mailing label stickers when printed

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Had my yearly neighbor catch up with one of the other moms and jfc. I don’t know how she knows what’s going on with every person in the neighborhood, but she does

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Crying about Princess Cookie is part of the Adventure Time experience

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

There’s a tornado warning, and Pretzel is trying desperately to go outside. She even tried to wake up a sleeping child to get out there. I don’t know how she lived on the streets. Pret has zero survival skills

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Widow’s Bay went to the character actor store and bought all the character actors

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

SPCA Critter camp *sounded* like a good idea. Now people are heartbroken over a puppy they can’t bring home

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Ez asked Gram for a tea set, and now he has one that can go in the dishwasher.

A Grandmom and a grandkid playing with a tea set. The tea is peach juice. This kid has a tea set at home, but needed a second one for Gram’s house. This would have never happened in 1990 (in our family)

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I have attained a weird face bruise and tomorrow my sister is going to help me buy makeup about it. I tried, and no. I need an adult who understands what colors go on the face.

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🍉🍍Bromez Chaddams🍍🍉 @bromezaddams.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I thought this was fucken Ben Franklin doin a razzle dazzle, with his tits out, but they've painted his shirt in his skin colour lmao

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I really don’t like how fast my brain goes from, “wow, chairs are expensive“ to, “I could totally make a chair“

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Local dumbass waited until the last minute to buy teacher gifts again

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