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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 12h
The prompt was: Bat Wedding I went in a Sesame Street husbands direction
Two peg dolls that look like the bat versions of Bert and Ernie. I made the frame out of eco resin, resins water based cousin Another photo of the Bert and Ernie bat peg dolls. I’m holding them in a paint covered hand. Can you believe I had all the stuff to make these on hand? Of course you can Another photo of the Bert and Ernie bat peg dolls.
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She just ate a vole.
Dogs are as dumb as they are precious. This is a picture of my husky mix Pretzel squinting at the sun.
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Creek business
Eldest child with one of the four fish he caught. Middle child made many valiant attempts to catch a fish, but they didn’t catch one today Youngest child had a good time, tried fishing a little, eventually he took his shoes off and went directly into the water. He was annoyed that I refused to carry him to the car, but I was not interested in also being a grub
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My mom and I were shit talking Reagan to Leo and I showed my mom this meme, and she absolutely cackled. 14/10 experience, I love my mom
Meme. The top says - My family: Heaven gained another angel 😭👼💔

Me in hell: WHERE IS RONALD REAGAN with a painting of someone carrying a sword holding someone up in hell
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There are so many things I didn’t remember about this book. The dad fully dumps an entire bowl of cereal on the toddler’s head because he’s refusing to eat. My kids didn’t believe it
A paperback copy of Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing by Judy Blume. This copy is from my mom’s library
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Completely baffled by the wawa sushi. Now? Of all times?
Different sushi rolls that you can buy at Wawa now for some reason. I can’t imagine ever feeling like this is a good idea
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A standard tal
A photo of a towel. This one is blue.
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
TRAMAMPOLINE! TRAMBOPALINE!!
A screenshot of a Facebook post from a community but nothing group where someone is offering a free trampoline. This buy nothing group is ridiculous. Someone gave away a new fridge once
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ez got a ukulele and my sister says he looks like 90’s Beck
My kid sitting on the steps at his Gram’s house holding a ukulele My youngest kid holding a ukulele
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Pepper loves my mom so much.
Pepper the grey kitten and my mom sitting at a table. My mom is trying to read and Pepper is sitting on the book because he would like attention
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I just saw a couple on a hike with a tiny baby. A too young to crawl baby
Graphic that reads: “97 degrees Fahrenheit. It feels hotter than the actual temperature.” That couple looked miserable and their baby was tomato red. Why do they hate their baby?
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ez asked Gram for a tea set, and now he has one that can go in the dishwasher.
A Grandmom and a grandkid playing with a tea set. The tea is peach juice. This kid has a tea set at home, but needed a second one for Gram’s house. This would have never happened in 1990 (in our family)
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Wearing a flowery dress to look at flowers on Beltane also hits. That was fun as hell
Me, Corey, a tall person with dark hair standing in a garden trellis at Longwood Gardens. Floral shoes and floral dress felt like the right move here Two people- Ken, my husband, a guy in a beige shirt with a beard and glasses, and me, with long dark hair, and sunglasses, standing in front of flowersMe with my youngest kid in the garden trellis. He’s using his stroller because this garden is large and on this day, he decided that walking was for chumps My youngest kid looking at various flowers at the garden, because he’s free range at this point
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
If you see this, post your favorite pokemon
The pokemon mimikyu
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Lolllll there we go. I’m the youngest of three, and we are spread out (74, 81, 85) This was me talking to my middle sister yesterday -
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Really happy with my little alien guys for the Out of This World prompt. Spooky Spring Art Party ends tomorrow. The last prompt is Final Girl, and I am not there yet
A photo of two small felt plush dolls that look like a purple kitten alien and a blue and white plaid puppy alien. A blue plaid puppy alien. Jfc the printed felt is hard to sew. I hand sew these, and it was rough. I’m happy with how it turned out though A purple cat alien that was blessedly easy to sew because it’s regular ass wool blend felt not ultra dense acrylic bullshit
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Pepper is a SCAMP
My sister’s kitten climbing the back of a chair. He is a treasure My sister’s kitten climbing the back of a chair. He has a big personalityMy sister’s kitten climbing the back of a chair. My sister’s kitten climbing the back of a chair. All you can see is one paw
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
He is babby
My sister’s kitten, Pepper, sitting in a high chair, because he is baby
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The egg hunt was a success
My three kids holding buckets filled with Easter eggs because we accidentally overdid it this year
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Pretzel wants to fight the geese
Photo of my dog staring at a pond where there are several geese honking at her. She would like to chase and/or bite them
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Playground kids!
My middle kid, A, climbing on some high playground equipment My youngest kid, E, climbing on playground equipment
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It’s day one of Spooky Spring Art Party!! Ashley @spookycutes.bsky.social and I are excited to share with everyone 👻 More of an Instagram thing (I’m @ coreyvaluck over there) and the first prompt is evil! I made Abaddon from Haunted Hotel. He’s my favorite evil little guy
A handmade wool felt doll that looks like Abaddon from Haunted Hotel A screenshot from Haunted Hotel of the characters Esther, Abaddon, and BenThe list of prompts for spooky spring Art party
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I bought compound butter from trader joes, and I guess god is real? Or satan? Either way, phenomenal toast
Shots from The vvitch of black Phillip and Thomasin. He’s asking if she wants to live deliciously, and guess what? She does
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It’s not that bad. Driving means the kids can bring whatever snacks and drinks/books /art supplies/tablets etc. Ken and I take turns driving. Sometimes there‘s a Buccees
Google Maps showing the route from southeast PA to the Chicago field museum. Yes we are going to see pokemon fossils. A drawing of pikachu in an archeologist outfit. It’s advertising the Pokemon fossil exhibit at the field museum
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I will remember youuuu
Me, wearing the Old Glasses just days ago. I’m holding my sister’s kitten, Pepper, and my husband Ken is in the background Me doing a mirror selfie in my mom’s bathroom, wearing the Old Glasses
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Of course Boltund is my buddy
Pokémon go photo featuring my actual dog Pretzel, a husky mix, and Boltund, a lanky dog pokemon
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
What happened
My pokemon go avatar looks all stripey and digitized and weird. Boltund is fine My pokemon go avatar looks wrong.
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
In 2012 @liquebot.bsky.social and I were probably drinking wine juice boxes on the train into philly. 14/10. The cut off jorts over shamrock tights are a choice
Angelique and I, two gals waiting for a train in 2012. She looks cute and I have a lot going on with my outfit, but I was having a good time
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Yesssss!! L had a unicorn 4th birthday!!
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Appreciating tf out of this weather while we can
Ezra playing at the playground
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
They live next to a farm and it is glorious.
Carson the cow
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I got to hang out with my friend, her kid, and her giant polar bear dog today. 8000/10
Murray, the iconic Labrador guy, sitting on a couch because it was a special occasion Murray the dog smiling outside right before he jumped into a pond
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Pretz always photographs like such a toughie but this dog tried to eat a ceramic planter.
A photo of my dog, Pretzel, standing on a table in our back yard. My other dog, Clementine, is patrolling by the fence. She is a much more serious gal
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This is daytime Mocha. She is such a stunner
A picture of my tortie cat Mocha. She is a pretty princess, and so is her brother, who is not pictured
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
One month til Spooky Spring! This is our 7th!!!!! year planning and hosting this challenge. I’m really excited 🥰
A flyer for an art challenge my friend Ashley @spookycutes and I are hosting. It is called Spooky Spring Art Party and it’s over on Instagram
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
People roasting Auston Matthews on instagram. One person says, “you have the hairline you deserve”
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Ew
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The fb time machine strikes again. Sock bun, headband, teal tights, statement necklace OOTD
Photo of Past Corey in my most favorite “I teach art at the gnome school” Mary Jane heels and teal tights. Also - excellent black pea coat, okay grey skirt, sock bun, pink headband, statement necklace, big ol glasses which is still a part of my aesthetic. Looking down, one hand in a pocket
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I‘m trying not to buy more clothes but this shirt is haunting me
Muscle tee from cherry kitten that says These Titties Nonbinary Too.
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Also: some guy named Gary who wrote the new It, but hasn’t yet made it to the notable alumni page on Wikipedia
A guy named Gary who has an IMDb page and exists. Good for him Gary: movie guy
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The only one anyone cares about is Ayanna Mackins Sisterbecky came in with the assist
Me texting my sister to figure out which Penncrest person was on real world road rules challenge
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
God damn, Bud Cort too??
Bud Cort as John Doe Jersey in Dogma
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Jimmy Eat World is doing a 25th!!! Anniversary!!! bleed American tour and I’m being very calm and normal about it
Text messages of me yelling at my sister about the upcoming Jimmy eat world tour
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Fell asleep in my makeup like a grub, and woke up to realize that my lip gloss tint is semi-permanent
All gussied up to buy more alphabet beads at Michael’s. (A photo of me sitting in my car wearing sunglasses so you can’t see the fucked up eye liner I’m still working with)
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Snow Patrol
My dogs staring through the fence at some person, place, or thing
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
We announced my pregnancy with Ez on Halloween of 2020
Ken, me, L, and A dressed as the Rose family from Schitt’s Creek. I made all the accessories. It says “We are having a bébé”
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Leo is 11!! Absolutely wild 💖💖
L holding cotton candy, one of his great loves L playing at the playground L and A in front of our house L eating tanghulu at the mall
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
☕️
My cat, Mocha, sitting on a bunch of blankets
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
🥨
My dog pretzel with her tongue 5% of the way out
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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
L in 2016 ❄️❄️
My eldest kid, a week before his first birthday, standing on our walkway with snow piled on both sides of him
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