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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 12h

The prompt was: Bat Wedding I went in a Sesame Street husbands direction

Two peg dolls that look like the bat versions of Bert and Ernie. I made the frame out of eco resin, resins water based cousin

Another photo of the Bert and Ernie bat peg dolls. I’m holding them in a paint covered hand. Can you believe I had all the stuff to make these on hand? Of course you can

Another photo of the Bert and Ernie bat peg dolls.

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 21h

Makes sense 😂😂

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 21h

She hates him so much!!! 😂😂

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

He really does. Glenn wasn’t wrong on that one

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Ben Stiller. My dad hated Bobby Flay and Paul Reiser

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Nice. My dad hated Bobby Flay. He thought he was a smug bastard

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Friendship ended with Strawberry Blond. Ezra’s favorite song is Rasputin now

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

@kso3165.bsky.social: you don’t know who Oprah is??!! Our 8 year old child: …no?

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The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. Vamanos, amigos, he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The wolf at the end of The Neverending Story

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Aw thank you!! Arch is thinking about shaving half their head again. It grows so fast

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It appears someone was paying attention

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

- Silence - Youngest child: so what happens to the dead body? Do they just throw it out? Me: …what? Youngest child: WHEN SOMEBODY DIES

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My kid asked me to tell them the truth about Santa, and I did, and now I feel like the Worst Parent to Exist

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My mom and I were shit talking Reagan to Leo and I showed my mom this meme, and she absolutely cackled. 14/10 experience, I love my mom

Meme. The top says - My family: Heaven gained another angel 😭👼💔

Me in hell: WHERE IS RONALD REAGAN with a painting of someone carrying a sword holding someone up in hell

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m so sorry. Poor little sweetie. You’re doing a really great job taking care of him 💕💕

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m so sorry 💕💕 I hope he feels better soon

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There are so many things I didn’t remember about this book. The dad fully dumps an entire bowl of cereal on the toddler’s head because he’s refusing to eat. My kids didn’t believe it

A paperback copy of Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing by Judy Blume. This copy is from my mom’s library

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I think my best friend’s mom and her partner of 30+ years would also call themselves that on tv

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I love her with my liiiiife

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

And he was on Broad City too, right?

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Completely baffled by the wawa sushi. Now? Of all times?

Different sushi rolls that you can buy at Wawa now for some reason. I can’t imagine ever feeling like this is a good idea

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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry should have been Best Actor for CLUE, I don't care what anybody says. All-time great performance. I'll fight anybody over this. I'll fistfight them. 10/10.

Tim Curry as Wadsworth in CLUE. Greatest performance in movie history. My man. Godsworth. 10/10. I've seen CLUE like, at least 40 times. At least. One plus two plus two plus one. GOAT.

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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One of the kids was nervous about school so I let them say some curse words in the car on the way. They had a lotttt of fun with it.

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Omg Weaz, it was overwhelming as fuck. It was luckily not too busy though 😮‍💨

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Going clothes shopping for the kids at KOP was A Lot but we did buy fluffy slippers for Arch from a kid who looked like a 2001 mall goth. 13/10, they were really nice

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It never fully leaves!! Mine is especially strong when I’m mad haha

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

TRAMAMPOLINE! TRAMBOPALINE!!

A screenshot of a Facebook post from a community but nothing group where someone is offering a free trampoline. This buy nothing group is ridiculous. Someone gave away a new fridge once

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I taught myself to say wahter instead of wooder in college so people would stop bothering me about it

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Happy Birthday!!!! I hope it’s excellent 💖💖💖

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Ez got a ukulele and my sister says he looks like 90’s Beck

My kid sitting on the steps at his Gram’s house holding a ukulele

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

EVERY SINGLE YEAR. And!! And!! There’s facebook groups for each individual grade AND each school’s parent volunteers.

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My eldest kid is going into 6th grade this year, and there has been a different fucking communication app yearly since pre-k. I never mind buying school supplies, but THIS??? It’s fucking egregious

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Corey @valuck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

That seems very reasonable of you

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