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ValorZard

@valorzard.hellthread.vet
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Bday: 10/25/2001 I shouldn’t even be here. Socially awkward as fuck! I love fighting games, cartoons and comics! RIP Eggbug

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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 29/09/2026
As exciting as a lucky dice roll can be in a story-heavy game, they often feel like a vestigial holdover from TTRPGs, where the abstraction of dice for social/story checks is necessary to keep events flowing forward. There also isn't savescumming in TTRPGs. Players have to adapt to a bad roll...
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geckowo @geckowo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found a new type of guy
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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I
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bocchi minh @kinseijoshi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lesbians have the best pre-game rituals for a successful nazi hunt
Panels from Comrade Girl, Shoot the Enemy. Soviet snipers Serafima and Charlotta share a kiss before going on an anti-Nazi sniper patrol. "Kill one a day. Two if we can manage!"
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 30/09/2025
cw: transphobia, suicide my best friend is dead — reupload, 2023 (1/2)
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Ryn @wistfulhopes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i've renovated my patreon and am going to be actively using it. you'll get WIPs of art/mods i'm working on, posts going into my workflow/how i do things, and early night sky engine builds read more here: www.patreon.com/WistfulHopes...
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Patreon Renovation | WistfulHopes
It's been a while since I've updated this Patreon page. I've re-done the three existing tiers, and added two higher tiers. Note that the mos
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 09/09/2026
It’s funny knowing how much discourse Steven Universe caused and then finally watching it and basically every episode ending with a character going “ah gosh, I hurt someone’s feelings and I feel bad about it. It’s important to apologize to someone you hurt” because it’s still ultimately a kid’s show
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themes and such @bernkastl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
taps the sign like very aggressively
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grassflu.bsky.social @grassflu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Recent OotD. Man do I love drawing shoes.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My husband has NEVER talked in his sleep, a streak he recently chose to break by loudly whispering, “There’s someone at the window.”
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ve always been amazed by assertions that depictions in fiction = creator approval. How do you square that belief with the fact most stories contain conflict? Characters that aggressively, possibly violently disagree? It genuinely makes no sense at all.
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ValorZard @valorzard.hellthread.vet · 03/09/2026
I feel like this article explains a lot about what I saw the past few weeks around 2xKo. While I honestly still disagree with some of the things you said in the original article, I don’t think you deserved the torrent of hate that came your way. Too many people were invested in that game success man
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They're Here. 🔥
A character wearing a witch hat surrounded by ghost cats made of fire. in front of the character there are vials, pots and cauldrons, in the background there is a library and a desk with a pc.
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
favorite artworks I've done in 2026 so far 🌸💗✨
fanart of the two main character from the lesbian romance The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy at All by Sumiko Arai
they are lying on a bed, cuddled up together, sharing earbuds & listening to rock music on Mitsuki's phone
they are bathed in green light and the whole scene looks very sweet & tenderDrawing of a blonde woman with tattoos and a « Fuck AI » crop topFanart of the main character of Ghost in the Shell, sitting on her bed under red lighting, wired to her computer a lesbian couple, the girls are about to kiss under the warm summer light (looks like an evening orange/red sun), they both have tattoos their arms, eyes closed, deep into this sweet intimate moment
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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🌸MurmurLilies🌸 @murmurlilies.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
SayoLara finale prediction
Fan art for the anime series Goodbye, Lara (2026) parodying a scene from The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004). Lara and Mari are standing on a beach, drawn much smaller than normal, gazing up past the frame. Mari is wearing her boxing gloves. An off-screen figure says, "I can take you there!" to which Lara replies, "Who are you?" We then see a low angle shot of a man in swim trunks, rendered in a much more realistic style. Lara's dagger hovers distantly in the sky behind him. "I'm David Hasselhoff," the man says. The scene ends with Lara smiling and throwing her fists up in the air in celebration while Mari holds her boxing gloves over her chest, both shouting "HOORAY!" in unison.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 24/08/2026
learning about the existence of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality yesterday has sent me down the longest rabbit hole I have been on since having to figure out the weird interconnected web of alt right psychos that came for me. I'm STILL not done. if I develop a brain bleed, you know why
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 28/08/2026
Thinking of posting another crazy hot take tomorrow to whip up some discourse. The kind of nuclear take and unpopular opinion that this site lives for. "You should hold doors open for people with strollers" maybe. "You should try to eat several times a day" oh that one'll really get em pissed off
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thinking of my favorite pic of Jack Kirby on his birthday. Alan Moore is definitely emitting an aura of untamed creativity here but Kirby really is the intimidating one here.
Black and white picture of an older Jack Kirby looking at a lurching Alan Moore leaning into a microphone on a table
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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/08/2026
country songs today: love my truck, love my beer, if you don't like it you aint welcome here country songs in the 60s: i have dedicated my life to finding and obliterating the bitch motherfucker who cursed me with this hateful name
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Milky "The Unsevering" thesquid @milkythesquid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well it's over now I think but like it's so fucking weird that they'll talk about the layoffs and how hardware issues are on the rise and then talk about how there's still talented people trying to make games and then show like fuckin 9 games that use AI somehow and it's like What are we doing here
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A very real problem we're having now is that the medium is no longer new, the new creators are inspired by other video games instead of other art. Miyamoto made Pikmin because he liked being in the garden, but every ONL game is being made because open worlds are cool and UE5 has nice visuals
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As a games journalist, I try to avoid saying “this game looks like this game plus this game” because it feels dismissive and kind of mean but holy shit I need some studios to start making games that don’t look like “this game plus this game”
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 22/08/2026
Was just typing a post about how there are more and better games than ever before, and more demand for them than ever, while games journalism is being actively gutted before our eyes and development being made harder and harder to make a living in. This is happening across all media industries.
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SON M. @bogboogie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't come out of my hole to say much anymore but I will say some of the most skilled, hardworking people in the games industry will never see that appreciation appear in opportunities. Some of the wildest, most zzz folks will be real good about being real loud and that's just the reality of it.
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 25/08/2026
back, thankfully. stressful 24 hours. do not like how quickly i realized how centralized all my friendships are and how sort of futile it is to fight that given it's all individual preference on a collective level
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Somebody was talking about respecting women and the troll in the comments said “they’re not gonna fuck you.” The dude fired back “that’s your price, not mine.”
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don't believe there was a hypothetical version of 2XKO that would have ever realistically made an amount of money that would have appeased Riot's expectations and think it is uncharitable to place the blame for Riot's ongoing support of the game at the feet of any risks the devs did or didn't take
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Kyou @kyoou.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cameroonian Miku! 🇨🇲
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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the story is true @dcellgames.com · 19/08/2026
jamie paige, most famously known as a footnote on the unbeatable wikipedia article,
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A kiss before work (2024)
an illustration (from 2024) by Spindle of the characters Ottilie (on the left, a human with short brown hair) kissing Asimov (on the right, a half-elf wiht white hair tied up in a bun) through the window.
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diana🩷 @pockicchi.com · 21/08/2026
kailisa i missed you..... #oc
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🌱Sita Art🌱 Comms open @sitaart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Mage
An illustration by Sita of a black and white made cat with hidden jewelry and a dark wooden staff with light blue magic.
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
just a quick doodle of my latest mistria farmer :)
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✶ 𝐈𝐍𝐊 ✶ @inkviral.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just a fairy on a mission
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Kelsi J🎃 @kelsijosilva.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Remember them?
Old bubbline art.
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Saralene (Sara Leen) 💫🐈 @saralene.tv · 19/08/2026
I think it's okay for games and movies to not try to be the highest grossing of all time
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Melt/Ed 🍦 @meltted.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Krampus (Had to repost due to some misconceptions about her original design. I hope it doesn't flop 😭)
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I got into this a bit in my column last week but I think social platforms' extreme push toward sales, slop and outrage has done a lot to degrade people's attitudes toward tech, even if they're still using them and still buying. People feeling compelled to do things that feel bad breeds resentment!
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
100%’d resident evil code: veronica. this might genuinely be the most evil 100% in the entire franchise. what the fuck
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Jack "Commissions Open" McGee @droolingdemon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hardest working person in the guilty gear universe
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Alex Ahad o_8 @oh8.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Multiple suits Samus (Can kinda tell when this was drawn haha~) 👀👁‍🗨 #MetroidAnniversary#メトロイド40周年
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 19/08/2026
Finally watching Supergirl and this is a strange movie where I think some seemingly superficial changes like having her in her actual Supergirl outfit the majority of the time and making the lighting less dark would benefit the film immensely
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
do NOT look up ex-friends/ex-mutuals/etc to see how they are doing. it's just going to mess with your mental health, no matter if they're doing good or not. i have to remind myself of this bc of a very traumatic experience i had with some famous internet people years ago. it's just not worth it 😫
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