Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)ReadJack🇺🇸 @readjack.bsky.social · 19hWell done, my fellow Chicagoan! 0153
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct 261452186
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this @housemajoritypac.bsky.social ad of Jay Feely going wide right is a work of art 16421
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist 1262240389
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)heute jedoch nicht @heutejedochnicht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026liebe 81556422
The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask) @valleybutcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My kingdom for an unseen pothole 150
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 5761191661
The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask) @valleybutcher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Locals used to call him ‘John.’ Now they’ve also begun referring to all toilets as ‘John’ as a way of expressing their disdain.”static.klipy.comRobin Hood hrmphALT: Robin Hood hrmph 010
The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask) @valleybutcher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy October y’all! youtu.be/4sqYEmAy9Dg?...youtu.beMichael Myers During October (Halloween Parody)YouTube video by L40 000
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fair play to Arsenal skipper Martin Ødegaard's father, he refused an offer from a law firm to set up an offshore company in a tax haven to manage his son's image rights when Martin signed for Real Madrid, saying everyone should pay taxes. 🔴⚪ 11633105
The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask) @valleybutcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Bosa bros seeing this national anthem.static.klipy.comIntense Angry RageALT: Intense Angry Rage 000
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m not gonna say it 1623512
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 0442
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game. 151432190
The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask) @valleybutcher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fix a song’s grammar: Bobby McGee and Me 010
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life. 14195332206
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The penalty was for not washing his hands after 181
The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask) @valleybutcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Might’ve gotten away with it if he’d held his right hand a little closer. Ref was just feeling insecure. 160
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Ice Boxlade-Chamberblain - Some call me Br&on @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Football players are the dumbest athletes in sports. 191
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 @dannybiscuits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026 1227
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174803317
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And there it is. Pete Crow-Armstrong becomes the first Cub in franchise history to have a 40-40 season. He's the seventh player in MLB history with such a season. 1934652
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Dr. Vaughn Joy @gvaughnjoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I hope future generations judge us all for empowering Mark Zuckerberg, the man who only ever had one good idea which was born out of his desire to rank the hotness of women who would never look at him. He really is not the symbol of our times that we want, but he is the one we deserve. 27860201
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There's a condition on which I would find this not only reasonable and acceptable, but an affirmatively good thing 1119923
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Gregory Lynn @needfulwords.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I like to insult people by telling them they’re almost as smart as they think they are, but this guy just isn’t. 031
The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask) @valleybutcher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Assumed this was @realinfowars.bsky.social Horace merch. 010
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When you wonder why they don’t make Crustables 311131111
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 15/09/2026neither rain, nor snow, nor political persecution shall prevent the 18th season of #FAMILYPORTRAIT to commence. 1533220
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers 121205322
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there 366491685
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Mikey in DFW @mdwdfw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Not so fast my friend… 052
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026¡ THIS ¡ is The Kennedy Center! 💥💯 ❤️🔥👑🥲😍🤩😘 #KennedyCenter 41958621942
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women 6138793687
The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask) @valleybutcher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ve got a deviled egg plate that I think is made of the same glass. 120
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Silkstavo Fring @nowbacktome.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fuck it here it is 252
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Silkstavo Fring @nowbacktome.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you want a feel good story and get a good laugh. Look up Southlake Megachurch Pastor and Trump spiritual advisor Robert Morris' registered sex offender pic. 291
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026NFL Veterans Offer Advice To This Year’s Rookie Class theonion.com/nfl-veterans-offer-adv… 956158
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Sarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm old enough to remember when the Christian right fear-mongered that marriage equality would lead to bestiality and now it qualifies you to be an FBI agent. 121027250
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 15/09/2026"A Country Boy Can Survive" is really the pinnacle and maybe even the patient zero of "I'm such a tough sumbitch that I'm... afraid of cities" 714116
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131703350
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026every yin has its yang 312820
The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask) @valleybutcher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Happy birthday, @suge-white.bsky.social !!static.klipy.comNeed The Spice SpiceAlt: Need The Spice Spice 160
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297707667
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Every ad with Sydney Sweeney in it is just the Simpsons Super Bowl commercial 027732
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Kevin Fishbain @kfishbain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Per NFL: “(Caleb) Williams is the fourth quarterback in NFL history with at least 250 passing yards, 50 rushing yards, two touchdown passes, two rushing touchdowns and a passer rating of 120-or-higher in a game.” He joins Josh Allen, Cam Newton and Michael Vick. 719632
Reposted by The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask)Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026They’re saying Carson Wentz is the Jeff Hostetler of Drew Locks. 51438
The Valley Butcher (in a scary mask) @valleybutcher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Woke up this morning all set to post my way through an NFL Sunday, but now I’m a late scratch. Sliced my thumb open on a mandolin trying to make a pasta salad this morning. 4100
