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@jasondfw.bsky.social
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 7h
He fucking hates Paxton lmao
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Fent Senzu Jelly Beans @gr8tvaluebiggie.bsky.social · 12h
Three for three baybeeeee!
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 12h
Definitely not misogyny coming from this supremely talented, hardworking actor and comedian.
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 15h
@cooperearljones.bsky.social @makenomisteak.bsky.social I just opened my office window to hear the rain because it's cooler outside than my A/C. Welcome to the best morning we've had in months.
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@sirfahrenheit.bsky.social t.co/tEl6dIYGpU
t.co
https://www.tiktok.com/@gloryholedawgs?_r=1&_t=ZT-9A9h309360z
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
god willing
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Making my way through Hacks season 4 and Dance Mom is great
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He ain't wrong.
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I cringe anytime a broadcaster on a football game says "storylines"
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you ever think about how your entire reality is dependent on trusting that people you interact with are honest?
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was the worst monologue in SNL history, am I right b-skeeters
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The penalty was for not washing his hands after
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw the endgame encore thing with my kids and there was a lot of cheering in the theater when this part happened and I find that hilarious
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@makenomisteak.bsky.social Jake goes nuclear in viewer birthdays today. This is the most tense things have ever been. This is a developing story.
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uncle leyla (scary) 🎃 @leylses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think my fellow communications perverts should watch this all the way through and watch how the man in the gray hoodie, with what looks like minimal prompting, talks himself out of a bad behavior.
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New season and GOTI hype had me forgetting fuck Dak
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me at the orgy:
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Caitlin @saxetniniltiac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THE STEAKS HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hear rain on my roof! #blessed
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I stumbled upon a thread of images on a reddit post that I feel I must share. Only context I'm providing is the initial image comment. I'm sorry in advance.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 18/09/2026
i just wish everyone wasn't fine with lying to our faces all the fucking time
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 18/09/2026
…yeah, okay, that’s pretty much it.
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😳
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@makenomisteak.bsky.social You're gonna love the 2nd half of today's SOC
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@makenomisteak.bsky.social "You are listening to subscriber only content"
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You Sure About That?
ALT: You Sure About That?
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
that should actually be embarrassing as a 36 year old man if the wife you met 2 years ago "brought structure" to your life.
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tough look
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I asked AT&T Stadium about the Rolling Stone report about how they objected to Macklemore coming to Arlington next month. They didn't comment, but as I've noted they're still hosting Kanye West in November: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
chron.com
AT&T Stadium, which will host Ye this fall, objected to Macklemore
The Seattle rapper was dropped from Ed Sheeran's stadium tour bill.
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Was trying to remember what this skeet reminded me of. This account doesn't misssssssssssss youtu.be/QK8mJJJvaes?...
youtu.be
MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Macklemore
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Despite video evidence of him destroying a Flock camera an Ohio grand jury declined to indict Cody Morelock in a rare legal phenomenon known as Jury Nullification.
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abel @abelwithatable.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you're called for jury duty in a case involving someone who damaged/removed a Flock camera, here's what you need to know: Jury nullification is your right to vote "not guilty" even if the law was technically broken.
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🎃 The Wicker Amber 🎃 @elementalamber.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's incredible how formative Handey was for my sense of humor.
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little miss no name @enterclevername.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Here is another teacher wishlist that could use some love. If you can't personally donate, a repost always helps!!
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Greatest Offense There Is doesn't think they can pick up inches on 4th.
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fox is really leaning into the "Cooper Manning is funny" thing. Did you know that Tyler Shough's last name is pronounced like "shuck" and that sounds like a DIRTY word???
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Y'all are happy when Ted Cruz is happy? Couldn't be me.
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love Hacks
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I gotta listen to Brian Kelly on this Tech call???
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Man Struggles with Seatbelt and Arm Injury
ALT: Man Struggles with Seatbelt and Arm Injury
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
reintalled adobe premiere and immediately started questioning that decision
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Love to sleep in late and stay in bed until 1pm relaxing for the first time in like a year and then suddenly feel like a piece of shit for doing it
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my HOA thinks they're funny
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Jason @jasondfw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI4k...
youtube.com
Community - Meow Meow Beenz
YouTube video by jacobvandy
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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