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valergain 🌹

@valergain.bsky.social
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Definitely an Elf IRL| Marxist | RPG and GSG enthusiast| (he/him). Profile picture by @iara-art.bsky.social

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かとら @katoraman.bsky.social · 11h
本日は1日遅れの水星の魔女放送開始4周年なので魔女スレッタさんを再掲なのす✨ #水星の魔女
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 15h
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 21h
Going back time to 2000s to show all the Nu metals Britney Spears being causally played to open for a metal band to kill them on the spot.
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 13/06/2025
"So a dog walks into a bar, an-" Bluesky user interrupting: hey, why is there a dog in that bar? do you know how unsanitary that is?? X user interrupting: I know that dog is a fucking Jew. Threads user interrupting: how long do wallet inspectors take to do their job? cause mine's taking a while.
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're a fan of a big media property, a really dedicated and invested fan, you have to learn to respond to criticism of that thing in a calm and reasonable manner rather than as a personal attack. In fact, you should learn to do the criticism yourself, without feeling embarrassed for liking it.
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Always enjoy my time at music festival I go to but it also does always serve as a potent reminder how single I am.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People like to talk up how complicated and twisty the ending of American Psycho is, but the message is very simple and clear: real estate agents will gladly help you cover up a murder.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Recording Academy can convince me that this is an actual separate genre if non-Asian acts like Katseye are eligible; otherwise this category is horseshit
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In 2023 I was at Aftershock for 1 day In 2024 I was at Aftershock for 2 days In 2025 I was at Aftershock for 4 days If trends hold in this Aftershock 2026 I will attend for 8 days.
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💜 Bene 💜 @beneceadraws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Frieren was a 90s anime. First one done. Can you recognize the anime this was inspired by?
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hawks you can't ask that
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Car dealership emailed me that they have a slightly newer model of the car I already have and I might want to buy it. Amazing stuff.
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Greek life is so cool because, even if they aren't cooking meth in the basement and some are, they create similar disincentives to blow the whistle or confront other members as the mafia: doing the right thing risks blowing up your housing situation, current social life, and future networks.
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The music festival I'm going to has partner with local businesses but slight issue your can't leave the festival grounds when you go in so what are these discounts going to do for me?
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The main reason you haven’t heard about campus sexual violence in a few years is because Trump and SCOTUS have made it much, much harder for survivors to come forward. You might vaguely remember that Title IX was a big battleground in his first term. And that we lost.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Article about left-wing space's dirty laundry: NB named Jennica took off their mask to do the land acknowledgment Article about right-wing space's dirty laundry: The guy who coded the lynching simulator game turned out to have a Portuguese grandmother so we changed his name in the GC to the n-word
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Honestly if Universities were serious about preventing sexual assault they would crack down hard on fraternities and ban them. The fact they don't speaks volumes.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the thing about the "you're out of touch if you haven't heard this song" discourse is that radio has been dead for well over a decade. it's extremely normal to listen to a lot of music but still never hear the songs at the top of the charts.
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The new Futurama seasons aren't as good as the old ones but the season finales still made me feel things
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
IT ALMOST HAPPENED ARGGGGHHH
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucking lost it when the other guys said "I know your an alpha male"
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reupping this since it seems to be going around again
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Grocery shopped, clothes shopped, prerelease attended, computer de dusted over all productive day
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masha potato @bumbleprowl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only decisive and rapid onset of communism will save us from being subjected to more skywalker saga
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Means you listen to everything but country music" I'm sorry is that not allowed? Are people not allowed to dislike genres anymore? Are we obligated to listen to everything? Should I start playing metal at basic white girl partied playlists?
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve been seeing a lot of new characters on billboards in the SweetJames Multiverse and I don’t like it. I want only the original, somewhat unsettling, Sweet James.
SweetJames billboard featuring the titular James and text Call my lawyer serious injury lawyers SweetJames
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like Arnold was the one guy to truly hold the republican line about what the great goodness of America means in his heart and when they stopped pretending to believe any of it he looked around and was like fuck it I’m Bernie I guess
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Legacy and inheritance, what we do with the great accomplishments ( Star Wars) and how we relate to our heroes. The theme for a lot of legacy sequels
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In every high-stakes campaign you see the same pattern: talented candidates know exactly how to talk to people until the Democratic campaign management class comes in to screw it up with their weird pet bullshit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w…
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is FAR more demotivating than some left wing shitposting or podcasting critic of the democratic party can ever be
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It costs HOW MUCH to renew your cars registration?
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Obsidian deserved better than this. A better end than this
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valergain 🌹 @valergain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Doing this but mostly as an excuse to state my top ones with a bias towards older ones
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Beat this drum continuously but the role playing experience of Cyberpunk 2077 is a permission structure to live in the headspace of a character and define who they are in ways that go far beyond typical RPG choices. The game constantly asks you what your V believes.
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“transplant” discourse is great because you get to see how easily people can swaddle their insular, reactionary beliefs with left-coded language
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