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Urziel

@urziel.bsky.social
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Tiger Dad | NH | Sometimes NSFW 🔞| May post kink art | Come for the porn, stay for the dad jokes |

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Aniki Faux @anikifaux.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🔞CW: #NSFW #VORE #DIGESTION (implied)🔞 Commission for @blindpilot.bsky.social and @urziel.bsky.social !~ Enjoying a quality meal doesn't just stop at swallowing or digestion. You gotta enjoy those gains, the way your prey has added to you, the way you've claimed them completely~😤
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Friday at last…
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Tuca @tucakeane.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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Urziel @urziel.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Reminder that all cats are innocent and can not be help liable for any wrongdoing. My 7lb house cat when she bites the plants? Just a tiny idiot child who can't be blamed. 300lb tiger dad ate your dinner out of the fridge, so now you're stuck cooking? ALSO a tiny idiot child who can't be blamed.
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Beast Monster Roz @tigerrozly.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Yanks you closer with the gravitational pull of my belly
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Urziel @urziel.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I am astounded how quickly some kinks go from "oh that's hot!" to "Every day we stray further from God's light". Truly we live in a golden age of kinks as a sliding scale.
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Urziel @urziel.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
MH: Wilds having this much forced solo gameplay is seriously killing my interest. A core part of my enjoyment in those games has always been hunting with friends and my husband, so having our best option be for him to play ahead and double back, or to awkwardly cancel quests and restart is lame.
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Urziel @urziel.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Consider if you will: giving your local cat a lil' smooch on the head is free.
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Urziel @urziel.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The innate desire to not fit through doors and break chairs via sheer girth is strong.
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Urziel @urziel.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It lives rent-free in my brain at all times.
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
logging on
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Urziel @urziel.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Finally back to the gym and FUCK did I lose a lot of muscle mass. Feels like I'm back to the lifts I did as a gangly teenager first learning to bench. Putting muscle back on usually isn't too too hard with some consistency, but it feels wild having my pecs be sore after just DB press for reps.
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Urziel @urziel.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Not my usual shitposting, but man I miss having gym partners. It gave me so much more drive back home to stay consistent and make gains. (Well, that and the dogwater gyms local to me in NH)
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Urziel @urziel.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Still pondering a 2nd one....
Black cat sleeping in the sun.
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dartfluencer @jaynooch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Happy Friday the 13th to the black cats of the world. It’s your special day
My handsome black cat Mort sitting on the couch
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Bonny @erebonbon.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I need to get nogged up (impregnated by eggnog).
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate
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Urziel @urziel.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Consider: Void Creature scheming
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erykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything
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Urziel @urziel.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
The masculine urge to buy a 1996 Honda Acty. I know I would not even begin to fit in one practically, but who needs kneecaps when you got style.
A 1996 Honda Acty, a small utility truck imported from Japan.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/03/2024
when the edible hits
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Urziel @urziel.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
If all this leftist ideology is "woke", then why am I so sleepy? Just a sleepy little guy.
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Jack @jackstrap.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
at long last.. ITS FINALLY ART RAFFLE TIME!! (YCH edition)💦 Thank you all so much for sticking around and checking my stuff out it really means a lot Rules: - Must be a Following - Repost - Reply with quite literally anything, just be kind! - Any species and body type are welcome!
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Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
It's extremely unprofessional to stop playing a jaunty piano tune the second a notorious gunslinger enters the saloon. You're not being paid to let your surroundings break your concentration.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
its important to remember that someone online might be having a nice time. this should make you really angry, and you should try to stop them
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Urziel @urziel.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
If the bowl is so super, why do we only use it once a year???
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 09/02/2024
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE CLOWN LIBRARY, PLEBEIAN. YOUR HONKING IS LACKLUSTER AND YOUR SKILLS AS A MIME LEAVE MUCH TO BE DESIRED
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 30/01/2024
Normalize dramatically vanishing in a cloud of smoke to exit a conversation once it starts to get boring
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
ted cruz hasn't been this excited for violence since he sent a string of ciphered letters to san francisco area publications in the 70s
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cd-ɹ @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 17/01/2024
the punishment is a bit medieval but i appreciate the enthusiasm
verge tweet saying call of duty removes streamer's skin after homophobic comments
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
Me going to a fancy restaurant wearing this.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
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Beast Monster Roz @tigerrozly.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
Get smothered in tiger pecs
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Urziel @urziel.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
While moving to New Hampshire has been great, I miss having gym partners. Felt like having someone keep me accountable and spot big lifts helped with progression when i was doing compound movements. If any gamers in the Nashua/Hudson area wanna get swole, I'm down!
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Ossian @darlingdeer.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
My son is perfect in every way
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Beast Monster Roz @tigerrozly.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Perks of being a tiger is getting to smother someone under your stripes
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
The proper way to greet your best bud in New Hampshire to jack off into each other's hands and then do a really aggressive high five.
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Ossian @darlingdeer.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
Here’s my new little child. His name is Miso
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きりゆ kiriyu @kiriyu.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
🐯「ケーキ切り分けるね。ライオンさんはどれくらい食べたい?」 🦁「・・・おっぱい」 🐯「ん?」 🦁「あ、いや・・・いっぱい」
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🥛Yoby🥛 @rygelspkb.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
it seems you dropped right beside Oscar👀
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Ro'Enzo @rolenzo.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Flexing with Oscar!
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
What its like to grow up in New Hampshire
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