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Taxbeast

@taxbeast.bsky.social
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me in 2012 making multiple email addresses for free Netflix trials
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Hyena Beans 🐾 @hyenabeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Daily sketches day 2, we have Marie. Gorgeous hyena she is. Missing that ear, well bits of it, only makes her hotter.
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday at last…
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When are we gonna get weird and make a bunch of Octopus OCs for October. Octopustober... Octosober....? OctoOctopustober Bertopussocto! Oc..puss...
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Fivel🍒 @fivel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GRAND THEFT SCAMPI VI
GTA6 cover girl fanart tribute using my blue crocodile fursona Scampi
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deadlock has inspired a new generation of Kill/Marry/Fuck and all of the decisions will turn bad for you.
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deadlock has inspired a new generation of Kill/Marry/Fuck and all of the decisions will turn bad for you.
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Kipper@ASC dealers @kipper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yearly reminder September 30 October 1st
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The true 90s aesthetic is Bagel Bites, A sour candy, The Price Is Right reruns, and the faint noise of your parents arguing in the background.
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep seeing all the really aggressive stances of "Bringing an iced coffee to an interview" and all I can say is that if I ever have to interview again, im bringing the interviewer an iced coffee for them. What, you gonna get mad for me doing in a nice gesture? Fuck that, be nice to strangers.
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jesus emerging from his resurrection, 2026
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Using a phone to book a flight, pay bills, or do anything of significance feels like im preparing myself for failure.
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What the fuck is up with zoomers and gen alphas rubbing their hands like flies about to eat a pile of shit in every single video they post.
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Close-Up: Fly Rubbing Legs, Plotting Something
ALT: Close-Up: Fly Rubbing Legs, Plotting Something
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I had a really good time playing Avowed" -Literally nobody i've spoken to, 2026
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is my birthday (29th). I am going to celebrate by eating and entire rotisserie chicken and hope that my workday is slow
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specter @ out of the blender @specterthieving.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't gay Alice in Chains just Godsmack?
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's the only game that lives up to its promises.
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Glitchyvan @glitchyvan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
⚠️FFT Portraits c0mm1ss10n5⚠️(4 slots) Custom FFT Portraits for $75 USD Includes everything shown. Feel free to DM here or Telegram for more info.
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𝔓𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 @possumancer.co · 25/09/2026
🖤Luciana🖤 #PossumancerCo • #FurryArt • #FurryArtist • #Furry
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, eyeing down the moron who doesn't know how to drive through a rotary.
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𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓉𝒶𝓉𝑜 𝓟𝓪𝓭𝓻𝓮 @bubbagummyeen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Always carry a pen.
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's amazing what games you can get on PC when you stop giving money for 20+ year old products that you can't purchase any more.
A screenshot from Steam with multiple recomp/decomp N64 games loaded in as Non-Steam games.
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This was holding me back for so long
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Playable Necromancers in video games peaked with Diablo 2 in 2000 and never got better than that.
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Starting up Silent Hill f tonight as well. Not off to a great first impression as this game feels very bad to control on Keyboard/Mouse. Hoping I like it, since so many people recommended it to me.
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I thought it was good.
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Exactly 96 cans of Diet Coke would fix me
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KorVÉ - The GRDN Gremlin @grdngremlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tell me what four animals you are
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October Seagrave @zooophagous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What if Sisyphus fell in love with his boulder #coyotevsacme
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lurian @lurian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me: I dont understand why they went with the boring ass name of "Jackie Chan Adventures" when "Jackie Chanime" was right there. My Interviewer: I meant questions about the job role.
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Does anyone have that old meme of a can of Diet Coke thats photoshopped to say "Drink Cloaca" or am I having a fever dream and it never existed
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are you old enough to remember Chuck's?
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tell me what four animals you are Yeah, thats basically me.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Cube Seal 🧊🦭 @cubeseal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Leon E. Coyote #wilerunner
Resident Evil x Wile E Coyote parody
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyhow, there are a ton of good torrent sites nowadays with minimal risk of concern to your computers.
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tonight I made more Apple Fritters, but also made a brown sugar pumpkin glaze instead of traditional style.
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"CoupleWiiiiiiiii", a love story between a ferret and a husky, by Alan Liu on Instagram. www.instagram.com/alanliu.art
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh my god, they gave him Offensive Materia
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We may be losing the ability to buy physical games, but at least we can have 70-cent plastic dioramas being sold for a premium!
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
WHY DOES EVERY BRAND OF GINGER ALE TASTE LIKE CARBONATED KETCHUP WATER TO ME
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Impressed, because when I was 20 I was a huge fuckin loser. I still am, but in a different way that's kinda cool.
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would rather shit myself in a Wal*Mart than play music with Ed Sheeran.
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Im so fucking tired of seeing the powerwash dragons already.
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Taxbeast @taxbeast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Im seeing all the hate that Ed Sheeran is getting latey, and honestly im loving it.
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☀️ Sal ☀️🔞 @mustachemutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just doing a drive-by vibes check but... who here remembers me back from the Salkitten days when I wrote this? (14 years ago) www.furaffinity.net/gallery/salk... And what would you think about... Kiss the Rain: 2.
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