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Malcolm Chalmers

@ursamal.bsky.social
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Plays music for hungover people on twitch.tv/ursamal Sunday at 2pm. Works in HE. Also posts cat pics.

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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal in 5 mins. Vinyl. Nonsense. Possible cats.
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Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection — UrsaMal streams live on Twitch! Check out ...
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 15/09/2026
an englishmen expecting his irish vassals to just go along with whatever he thinks and then being astonished at their free will and moral clarity is hilariously par for the course
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'll be back on my streaming nonsense at 2pm - www.twitch.tv/ursamal. I think I was allowed a few weeks off for getting married, right?
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection — UrsaMal streams live on Twitch! Check out ...
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shintigercurl @shintigercurl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Got married. Didn't tell anyone. Ran off to the woods and did it by ourselves. 10/10, no notes, would recommend.
A glorious elfin beauty in a green dress, and a man in a kilt who looks like he headbutts walls, standing under a treeGlorious elfin beauty and wall-headbutter, getting married under a tree branch.Stones engraved with MC+JK MARRIED HERE 5-9-26, surrounded by our handfastening fabric.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Basquiat seyde that "art ys how we decorate space, and musique ys how we decorate tyme." It doth followe that poetrye ys how we decorate thoughte and sense, and narratyve ys how we decorate memorye. And all are middel fingeres agaynste death. Make art, or else.
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lake America lol that's the best he can think of? Not even Lakey McLakeface?
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, fuck. The world is a much worse place today.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Today is my 50th stream on Twitch. For 49 shows I've picked out some vinyl and tried to mix it. For the 50th show I thought i'd let someone else pick. My partner Jay will be joining me at 2pm and handing me random records. Come watch me trainwreck them. www.twitch.tv/ursamal
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Today is my 50th stream on Twitch. For 49 shows I've picked out some vinyl and tried to mix it. For the 50th show I thought i'd let someone else pick. My partner Jay will be joining me at 2pm and handing me random records. Come watch me trainwreck them. www.twitch.tv/ursamal
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Biopics of people who're still alive are bizarre. Apart from anything else, it must be the weirdest thing to get invited to a movie premiere about you and everyone significant in your life, and everyone in it's prettier than you and your people.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/08/2026
the skeleton key to understanding contemporary consumer culture is that doing a good job costs money so corporations have abandoned the concept
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal in 30 mins. Episode 49. I'll be starting with something from the soundtrack of an 80's TV Maths programme. Yep, I really know how to party...
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Going live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal in 15 mins. Starting Ezra Collective -> Outkast -> Portishead and going from there...
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 29/07/2026
A 250ml bottle of Original Source shower gel contains 7,927 mint leaves and costs about £1. A 30g packet of mint from Sainsburys costs 55p and contains about 50 mint leaves. By my calculations, the shower gel should cost at least £87.
Original Source shower gelMint leaves 30g
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Live now on www.twitch.tv/ursamal - funk, reggae, disco, postpunk, dnb, easy listening, and whatever this library music lp I bought ends up sounding like...
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Imagine putting your face in front of a Messi shot on goal in the World Cup Final. Merino did it for all of us.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FERRAN TORRESSSSSSSSSSS
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal in 30 minutes with a selection of vinyl, some I grabbed in Amsterdam last weekend, and some I...didn't?
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well this has been an absolute joy to watch.
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is anyone else having ITV repeatedly cut out during the football? Just getting a blank screen...
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mikel Merino. You superstar.
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I've only just noticed how bad the replacement graphics on the Steve Carell / Beckham / Henry Walkers ad is. I assume it's running in ither countries with...what, Lays instead?
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal in 25 mins. I've been set a challenge by someone on r/boardsofcanada to mix a new track from the album, and i'm slotting it in between Captain Beefheart and Paradox. Prepare for trainwrecks...
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I do like it when commentators say things like "Cape Verde's name is cemented on World Cup history" while the name Cabo Verde displays on screen.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Dear god, this game
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Scared Scary
ALT: Scared Scary
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Argentina 2-2 Cabo Verde 103'- Sidny Lopes Cabral with an incredible strike
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Si Begg @sibegg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Currently my least favourite word : efficiency… fuck efficiency, none of my favourite things in the world are efficient.
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The ongoing saga of Danny Murphy and his cat Bob.
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Wow. Just wow.
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal in 15 minutes or so. Starting Royksopp -> Red Snapper -> @worriedaboutsatan.bsky.social and going from there.
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Nick Hilton @nickfthilton.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’ve been thinking long and hard about who should be in Andy Burnham’s first cabinet, and I’ve come to the conclusion that they should all be Muppets (except Andy Burnham, the token human).
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ten years ago, I remember I was yelling about what a monumental waste of time and money Brexit was in the face of a climate emergency we needed to prepare for and try to mitigate. And now, here we are. Great stuff.
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Back from a week away and live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal in 30 mins. A handful of new records and a very hot day - let's see who melts first...
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Going live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal - first two tracks will be Siouxsie going into Conrad Schnitzler. Let's see where we go from there...
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Going live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal in 45 mins. I'm armed with the new @boardsofcanada.bsky.social flexidisc and a sore throat. Let's see what noises I can make...
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 30/05/2026
💔 Love these boys though
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 30/05/2026
Referee hates corners. Pass it on.
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Steve Bullock @guitarmoog.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Oh, I see, so *now* everyone in Sunderland is happy to be in Europe.
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Live on twitch.tv/ursamal in 5 minutes - all vinyl, live and improvised.
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
So far, in the last 24 hours, I have had transport cancelled, rebooked, seat bookings ignored, the venue has changed, and our coach back has had to be changed. This Boards album better be worth it...
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Arsenal FC @arsenalfc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
For most of the 80s and 90s my dad lived in a flat next to Highbury, where i'd visit at weekends. A lifelong Dundee United fan, he obviously became an Arsenal supporter by sheer proximity, and over the years it was a constant in our conversations. He passed two years ago. Thinking of him tonight 🥲
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal in 30 mins - Stevie Wonder, Broadcast, Wally Badarou, Autechre, Instram:mental, and whatever other nonsense I stumble across...
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Back on my twitch.tv/ursamal bullshit at 2pm. Vinyl and FX including Gary Numan, Beth Orton, Gang of Four, Bitstream, Bootsy Collins and god knows what else.
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UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Currently watching small children dance while a band in goblin masks sing a song about having a colonoscopy.
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Malcolm Chalmers @ursamal.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I have nothing but sympathy for those who failed to get BOC tickets today. The endless struggle with online ordering for events like this is horrible, and especially for such limited capacity, it's frustrating for all concerned. But, also, I got tickets. So, pretty spectacular day here.
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kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain and holding a microphone .
Alt: kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain, flailing around maniacally. Which is what I was doing about 20 mins ago.
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