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Dylan Black Lanterns

@ofblacklanterns.bsky.social
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King Cannibal / House of Black Lanterns. DJ Mag award nominated artist, music maker, mixer, recovering addict and mental health advocate

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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 21h
People just be looking for any excuse to use ai in my local Facebook group. Yes, a show is back on TV...
Prat uses AI in local Facebook group to tell people Traitors is on telly tonight
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👻BOOryan BlessDEAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jeremy Beadle.Little Jeremy Beadle the marionette.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey, I'm no huge fan of buying into speeches as a sign of what change someone will actually make, but seeing people say that they don't care about him talking about his dad, when there are so many problems going on now, just shows that they only watched a 15 second reel, as that kinda was THE POINT
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's 2026 and yet we still don't have The Imam of Dibley.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Life is hell right but now at least we don't have to deal with TED Talks anymore.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Catching up on The Inventor: Out For Blood, about Elizabeth Holmes and I knew I had seen her somewhere before...
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our tired guy
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not to sound too tin foil hat on this, but, especially as he filmed this himself, I think he is trying to create a narrative of the police being out to get him (valid or not) to position himself like his mate, so he can urge people to support and rinse the donations. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Daniel Thomas pleads not guilty after dinghy slashed in Channel
Daniel Thomas is accused of criminal damage after a video appeared to show him slashing at a dinghy.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not to sound too tin foil hat on this, but, especially as he filmed this himself, I think he is trying to create a narrative of the police being out to get him (valid or not) to position himself like his mate, so he can urge people to support and rinse the donations. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Daniel Thomas pleads not guilty after dinghy slashed in Channel
Daniel Thomas is accused of criminal damage after a video appeared to show him slashing at a dinghy.
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I Heart Noise @iheartnoise.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026
Welp futurism.com/advanced-tra...
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Tesla Argues in Court That the N-Word Is Acceptable Under Certain Circumstances
An important trial in California kicked off with Tesla's lawyers arguing that the n-word is a term of "respect and endearment."
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy to be enjoying another year I'm recovery! Change is indeed possible, but remember that there are a number of avenues for support out there. Arc / Project 6 in Sheffield and the people who go each week, have been a great help for my SMART based recovery. Thank you.
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sympathies to all my fellow Gen Xers who’ve also just gone “There’s a new movie of Sense & Sensibility? But they JUST DID one. They literally ONLY JUST made that into a movie, with Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman and Hugh Grant, it only came out (checks IMDB)… thirty… one… years… ago… … … oh.”
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The Night Train® @thenighttrain.co.uk · 21/09/2026
You're not wrong.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm concerned with the close proximity of the FBI beastiality stuff and this.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching this new OJ thing (which isn't all that) and wondering who would be the UK known personality most like to do an OJ. I'm with Edmonds, although it might been Gazza at one point
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So which one is it then... Prostitution / Solicitation, Theft from an employer, or Beastiality?
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ahhh man, definitely one of my favourite characters in one of my favourite films. Fair well Beef and Gerrit Graham
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In the interests of balance I look forward to a McLaren Formula 1 car headlining at the next Glastonbury
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kids just ripping off art from iconic labels these days.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We've held a village referendum
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
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Bollywood Batman Bash
YouTube video by Pav Dhillon
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who is going to tell the people of Piddington that if they leave the UK, they will have to all take down their St Georges Cross flags?
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dickis.bsky.social @dickis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
To be fair I'd make this face too if the head of the FBI was talking at lengh about fucking dogs during a hearing about the epstein files.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When your "personal reasons" are assault and coercive or controlling behaviour.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've increased my ADHD meds at the start of the week, and it's straight 3 for 1 feeling territory, and not in any sense of a good way (especially given my recovery too).
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The always entertaining Jonny Trunk, talking through a history of KPM records, which are a go to for crate diggers and TV production crews.
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From Spider-Man to Mastermind: The Story of KPM Records with Jonny Trunk | The Listening Room
YouTube video by The Vinyl Factory
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
thing about Dilliinja is, not only is he a master at what he does, but also there are so many tracks, you will always find bangers you hadn't heard before
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Soul II Soul - Do You Love Enuff (Genius Mix by Dillinger)
YouTube video by Future Vintage Remix Vaults
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is he playing at a Wrong Music night?
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A chaotic playlist for a chaotic mind.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Update. It was actually three ferrets that had escaped. Apparently the brown one is still missing
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When I worked as part of the Homes for Ukraine scheme, overseeing the matching process of Ukrainian refugees with sponsors, we followed strict guidelines on the placement of single women. Lone men who wanted to match with single women would sometimes get very shirty when told it posed a risk.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My Autumnal doggy
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm not saying that moved from London to The North, but a neighbours ferret has escaped and is being live tracked on the local Facebook group.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: The often reported threat of the spread of South American Killer Bees The sound effects on ET for the 2600 The reptilian lisping sound that the aliens made in V A still image of the nightmare home invasion seen from American Werewolf that was in a book
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LoucheBop @louchebop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Can you play something we all know, we're leaving in a minute"
Elizabeth Holmes screenshot from trailer for new documentary
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yea yea Theranos but can we get a 3 hour documentary about Noel Edmonds and the EMPpad Omunium1 please? www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-3647...
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Noel Edmonds 'cancer box' claim dismissed by firm
The firm which produces an electromagnetic pulse machine has dismissed claims from entertainer Noel Edmonds that it "tackles cancer".
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know Martin Lewis brands himself as a 'Money Saver', but get a new pair of trainers bro, please
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As much as I hate to talk about dreams, I woke up today with the words 'Dan Stevens tissue Party' on repeat in my head this morning.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why is BBC news calling Tommy Robinson an 'activist' Get to fuck.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New Ali G, new Inbetweeners.. what year even is this?
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I know many charities are curently folding or winding down support as we reach the end of the funding period, but when it comes to benefits advice, especially when it comes to legal guidance, please be wary of acting on direct advice from volunteers who have no legal training.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Excuse me whilst I put on my tin foil hat, but these prats down in Dover seem a bit like a paid mob to try and push the news cycle on and also fake a display of sentiment behind Reform's basis of anti immigration
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh, this copy paste argument about self-reporting symptoms again. Can we start questioning these 'journalists' on their self-reported skills please?
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Have we all agreed now that Comic Sans is no longer the worst font?
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Did you know that there are actually a bunch more verses of Jolene that Dolly cut for time? There’s a whole bit where we learn Jolene has a massive TV and an amazing DVD collection and also a Criterion subscription.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No mention of 'Anyone Can Fall in Love' by Anita Dobson, though. Fill yer boots.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ADHD medication crew... Did you use any particular app for recording your blood pressure and pulse in, together with any other diary notes? Looks like there are a lot available, and some very overly complicated/ time consuming ones too.
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