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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PITCHCOM RECEIVER IN EAR: There's not much time. I'm coming to you from the year 2938 at great cost. PITCHER: [takes earpeace out] PITCHER: [walks toward dugout] NEW PITCHCOM RECEIVER IN EAR: Please, the fate of trillions depen PITCHER: [takes earpeace out]
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The last time a Notre Dame football game and a White Sox postseason game were occurring concurrently was 1919. I’m the first person in the history of humanity to be watching both simultaneously.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New Zolas rips (duh)
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hang it in the Sistine Chapel
chase meidroth pimp
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meidroth?
No.
Ourdroth.
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah yes, White Sox playoff games. One of the most acute but rarest forms of my anxiety.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol eat shit…\squints…Eudrup
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wish I had what they have
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Outstanding stuff here
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fucking up the land acknowledgement and just saying "I'm at McDonald's"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Very cool I went to a baseball game with someone that had measles
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The pope in his birthday hat at a raucous party.

The meme reads "They don't know ... about the dangers of religious syncretism, or that Craig Grebeck Struck Out"
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Buying White Sox playoff tickets because I am a deeply stupid person
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wut
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Randal Grichuk? Against a RHP? In this economy?!?!?
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Some hard hitting pregame analysis before the ND broadcast on Sirius
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shout out to this bar for playing not one but two deep cut Everclear tracks
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Real “dog bites man” headline over at the Irish Times
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“all of the Wisconsin fans look like they’re going to a football game and all the Notre Dame fans look like they’re about to log into a zoom meeting”
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 05/09/2026
Canada confirms defence strategy against invasion mainly waiting for Americans to die from preventable illnesses
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Canada confirms defence strategy against invasion mainly waiting for Americans to die from preventable illnesses
OTTAWA - Last weekend, Canada's Ministry of National Defence confirmed their main strategy to fend off a potential invasion from the United States is to wait for American forces to be killed off by th...
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Rick Paulas @rickpaulas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m a type of guy who gets mad at feeling bad for having to tip. I swear, if I see another button on a digital screen that gives me an option to leave a 0%, 5%, 10%, or 20% tip, I’m gonna fucking lose it. I spent $150k to spruce up my man cave for my live sports reaction vids.
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New banger has appeared
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ran into another Sox fan at the Minneapolis art museum this morning before the game. See, not all of us are drunk, garbage eating scum that start fights. Some of us are drunk, garbage eating art appreciators.
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
"A Chicago Pope Named Leo" is my favorite Lawrence Arms song
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You never have to hand it to anyone on Reddit but the thread of Remember Some ND QBs of the 2000s gave us this
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Thrilled to see that: #1 Hrbek’s bar still exists in Target Field and #2 this mural is still in there.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cookie Monster’s eyes sparkle with tears. “No more cookies?” he whispers. The executioner flips the switch
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/08/2026
Goose Does Pretty Decent Job Shitting All Over High School Track theonion.com/goose-does-pretty-dece…
Goose Does Pretty Decent Job Shitting All Over High School Track
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watching Season 2 of Human Giant for the first time in forever and Jesus Christ it’s so good
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sure why not
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Shout out the Tigers’ DJ for dropping The Faint mid game.
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just unbelievably gorgeous
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh no I’m drinking in the Detroiters bar again. How does this keep happening to me.
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lol. Lmao, even.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This really is my year of “visiting weird islands” - Tasmania, Bermuda, Newfoundland.
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I take back everything complimentary I’ve ever said about Newfoundland
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Desperately trying to figure out how to play this
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Watching the French Canadian broadcast of the White Sox game in St Pierre. What a world.
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m glad that all the airlines have unilaterally decided that all planes are boiling hot now
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Like reuniting with a long lost lover
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Baseball Hall Of Fame Displays Fossilized Skeleton Of Stan Musial
Baseball Hall Of Fame Displays Fossilized Skeleton Of Stan Musial
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Bohs and White Sox win on walk offs within 30 min of one another. A curious day.
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Rewatching ITYSL and god damn there’s so many great one line jokes
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urbsinhorto.bsky.social @urbsinhorto.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Uh there’s a live Constantines show from 25(!!) years ago that was posted to YouTube 2 hours(???????) ago youtu.be/Mng5UwGpQsA?...
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The Constantines kitchen show. Waterloo, Ontario. 2001
YouTube video by coveryourears
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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s coming home (it = unspeakable shame)
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