Sign in

M T

@urban-chronotis.bsky.social
303 followers 199 following 1.1K posts

Hyperlexic / Camerateur / Generation-X / Mid-table Mediocrat. European. Enthusiast.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by M T
Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
48157685192
Reposted by M T
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
8467461578
Reposted by M T
Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
515718
Reposted by M T
trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Have you seen my snooker table, Doris? No farmer Griffiths. I haven't seen any snooker tables at all this morning.
Old painting. Man and enormous rectangular sheep
15693162
M T @urban-chronotis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post a banger that's not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQRa...
youtube.com
Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Völlig losgelöst...) | 1st German Video Version 1982
YouTube video by Peter Schilling
010
M T @urban-chronotis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
RIP Bill Oddie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fczz...
youtube.com
Cloughie - ISIRTA (I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again), sung by Bill Oddie
YouTube video by Paul Turton
011
M T @urban-chronotis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
First gig : Senseless Things Last : W H Lung Next : Public Service Broadcasting (@psbhq.bsky.social) Seen most : The Wedding Present (@weddingpresent.bsky.social)
120
M T @urban-chronotis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Some photos with interesting skies that I've taken over the years.
010
M T @urban-chronotis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Decided to repost some photos here that I previously put on Instagram. Feels a bit like closure. 😀
000
Reposted by M T
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title above the comic reads, "The organs are a team."
The first panel shows a drawing of a stomach. The stomach says, "I digest food so it can become energy."
The second panel shows a drawing of a heart. The heart says, "I use energy to pump blood."
The third panel shows a drawing of a liver. The liver says, "I take that blood and filter it."
The fourth panel shows a drawing of a brain. The brain says, "I will actively sabotage all of you."
76127132651
Reposted by M T
Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You have to watch out for flying goats.
722331
M T @urban-chronotis.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Me : I'm half Scottish, I can't handle this heat. People : Which half? #scotland #heatwave #sunburn #aliens
Still of Richard Dreyfuss from the film Close Encounters of the Third Kind, with the left side of his face suburned.
000
Reposted by M T
Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Daily distraction: Play Half-Life 2 in the browser
320358
Reposted by M T
womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Teri Culletto, aka the Vineyard Baker, creates art with focaccia bread as her canvas, often inspired by Van Gogh #WomensArt
Photo of flat breads with imagery of flowers created with peppers and tomato
6610105
Reposted by M T
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 17/05/2026
Let it be clear: you are wanted here.
552269740
M T @urban-chronotis.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Ed Balls #edballs
000
Reposted by M T
poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
a poorly drawn cat with squared ears, rectangular eyes, and a triangular nose, resembling an 8-bit charactera white cat sitting behind a grid patterned glass window that transforms its face into square segments. the distortion makes the cat look pixelated!
173062840
Reposted by M T
womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Anna Boberg(1864-1935), Swedish artist who spent much time painting in Northern Norway, where she had a cabin and lived alone #WomensArt
Painting looking at a rocky outcrop in a green sea under a sky filled with the Northern lights
142984
Reposted by M T
James Hance @jameshance.com · 12/10/2025
“Cousin Eddie” Inktober Day 12 - Original framed painting now up on jameshance.com ❤️✨🎨 31 days of favorite characters, neither Ink, nor Tober!
0334
Reposted by M T
Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 25/08/2025
when people don’t get my jokes
Liam Neeson on phone in Taken. Subtitle reads I am a man with a very specific sense of humour
1453
Reposted by M T
MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Nietzsche abhors a vacuum www.worldofmoose.com/products/nie...
Cartoon drawing of Nietzsche hoovering and thinking "God I hate this thing". Caption reads Nietzsche abhors a vacuum.
361348343
Reposted by M T
Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Saturdays
251070
Reposted by M T
John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Never change, England
A street sign in Upton, England reading "Play Area and Cholera Burial Ground"
353595821
M T @urban-chronotis.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Danger.
A door in a railway station wall, about three metres up, with no stairs down to the platform and a sign saying "Danger".
060
Reposted by M T
Sam 🐈‍⬛ @sammakescoolstuff.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat
351217376591
M T @urban-chronotis.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Remember, always wear a helmet when cycling.
050
Reposted by M T
Joshua, Silverquill Expert @mizzixonmain.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
A classic meme makes its way around again:
A meme making fun of people who think putting tech into everything is a good idea vs the actual tech workers who prefer analog.
0540114
Reposted by M T
Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
A happy National Biscuit Day to all who celebrate. 🍪
A still from the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot/Sasquatch footage, showing a furry figure striding through some woods in Northern California in 1967. Bigfoot is now Cookie Monster. If this use of the US term for biscuit, on National Biscuit Day, offends you, I would like to inform you that Cookie Monster's British cousin is called Biscuit Monster. My thanks to @davemc99.bsky.social for reminding me I made this.
113730
M T @urban-chronotis.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life.
Withnail is scared.
020
M T @urban-chronotis.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Ed Balls.
000
Reposted by M T
Adso of Menk @adsomenk.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
611429
Reposted by M T
Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
#booksky
401736184
Reposted by M T
womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Leah Gardner, contemporary Chicago-based oil painter #WomensArt #Sunday
Painting featuring a glass tea cup filled with a reddish liquid and teabag with string and label over the side, the cup creates a long shadow on the white surface in morning light
01010123
Reposted by M T
curious ordinary @curiousordinary.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
In #JapaneseFolklore ogama are giant forest-dwelling toad #yokai. It's believed that when toads reach 1000 years old they develop supernatural powers and become yokai. Ogama get increasingly more dangerous as they get older, often killing and eating humans. #FolkyFriday 🎨Matthew Meyer @yokai.com 1/2
A toad stands on its back legs holding a spear and breathing out rainbow breath.
216040
Reposted by M T
Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I think it's very important that everybody knows a frog pilot is secretly hidden inside the spine of Lego's Tyrannosaurus Rex fossil set (76968).
Lego instructions for the Tyrannosaurus Rex fossil set. 
Step 106 - Steering wheel placement. Lego instructions for the Tyrannosaurus Rex fossil set. 
Step 107 - Frog placement. Lego instructions for the Tyrannosaurus Rex fossil set. 
Step 116 - The beginning of the frog's encapsulation. Lego instructions for the Tyrannosaurus Rex fossil set. 
Step 180 - The spine nears completion. Frog is hidden away.
8336145
Reposted by M T
James Corcoran @jamescorcoran78.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Someone clever did this to a lamppost on Coverdale road and now I am disappointed that every lamppost doesn’t have one
383953918
Reposted by M T
The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2025
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
242132211745
M T @urban-chronotis.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Separated at birth.
Thatched cottage with trimmed fringe and ear cut-outs.
010
Reposted by M T
Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
They deserved better than this...
Mario and Luigi (RIP) sausages
683302714
Reposted by M T
Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Octavia Butler was a black female science fiction writer who won several awards for her works, including Hugo, Locus, and Nebula awards. In 1995, Butler became the first science-fiction writer to receive a MacArthur Fellowship.
11182891529
Reposted by M T
Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 30/01/2025
Goodnight. “Are you a communist?" "No I am an anti-fascist" "For a long time?" "Since I have understood fascism.” Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls
223044
Reposted by M T
The Laced Angel @thelacedangel.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Want to be constantly judged by a 12 lb bundle of fur and pointy bits? Get a cat. #proofofcat #catsky #catsofbluesky
313312
M T @urban-chronotis.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Couldn't agree more. Defence against the next few years.
020
Reposted by M T
Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 23/01/2025
Marcel Duchamp in a hammock, Spain, 1965 by Man Ray
man, wearing a cap and tartan shorts, lying on a stripey hammock
716116
Reposted by M T
Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 20/01/2025
Leave it Kevin, he ain't worth it...
mecha ape, big ape and a dinosuar
215619
Reposted by M T
Kevin Boniface @kevinboniface.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
In January 2021, during the third national lockdown, I pulled into this deserted pub car park to turn the van round and found a lamppost and a bin engaged in lively conversation while they thought no one was looking. Incredible.
A photograph of a deserted pub car park surrounded by bare trees on a murky day: wet asphalt, grey sky. In the centre, next to a flumpy yellow cypress tree, are a litter bin and an ornamental lamppost who appear to be sharing a joke together. The head of the lamp is bent at an angle so it appears to be looking down at the bin whose lid has broken given it the appearance of a laughing face.
282133395
Reposted by M T
Lee Madgwick @leemadgwick.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The sketch > The painting Falsehood-on-the-Green (oil and acrylic on canvas, 2021)
A quaint-looking village yet the houses and church only consist of facades made of plywood.
615517
Reposted by M T
Tomb💀Time @tubetime.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
when you can't find the right adapter
a long chain of connector adapters, starting from 2 prong BNC and ending up as a 1/4" plug.
1215819