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House of Yuri

@unrelentingusurper.bsky.social
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One day God will kill me but he is really going to have to work for it

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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/06/2025
when you’re so racist you don’t let your workers have a day off for a holiday recognizing the end of slavery
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Titanogoro @titanogoro.newgrounds.com · 27/05/2025
lifeguardin'
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
fluttershy tries soju #mlp
fluttershy nervously looking at a bottle of soju. she says "oh, um, im not really big on drinking. this does taste like juice tho"fluttershy, drunker: "oh GOSH i hope rainbow dash puts me on a leash someday"
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⭐💖 Ricecream 💖⭐ @ricecreamart.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
a lil ginger for u to enjoy
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I used to have nightmares about getting a pet and forgetting to feed it. I have not had a single one of those dreams since getting Heater because there is not a chance in Hell she will let me forget breakfast.
Heater, laying in bed, patiently waiting for breakfast.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Panel 1: Shen is sitting up in bed looking at his watch, panicked, yelling "OH MY GOD I'M LATE FOR WORK!!!"
Panel 2: Shen is sweating, hurriedly putting on a shirt and tie, holding a suit jacket in one hand and holding a toothbrush in his mouth.
Panel 3: Shen is running with a suitcase, speed lines in the background.
Panel 4: Shen is running into a building labeled "Drawing Yuri at Home In My Sweatpants"
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job
Tweet by the Luigi Case on Twitter:

BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 03/05/2025
An Ohio man drove his car into a sheriff’s deputy, killing him in what the authorities said appeared to be an intentional act that happened the day after the driver’s 18-year-old son had been shot and killed by the Cincinnati police.
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Father Whose Son Was Shot by Cincinnati Police Hits Deputy With Car, Killing Him
The man had viewed footage of the fatal shooting of his 18-year-old son in Cincinnati hours before deliberately crashing into a sheriff’s deputy in Hamilton County, Ohio, the authorities said.
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Flummox @flummoxband.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
@tonyzaret.bsky.social X Flummox collab that no one asked for, but here we are. Southern Progress is out NOW youtu.be/DbcoUyXQEHw?...
youtu.be
Flummox - Always Something Going Down || Official Music Video
YouTube video by Flummox
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/05/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/05/2025
the only regret with transitioning i have is that i didn’t act on it sooner even though it’s what i wanted. in the last decade we finally got a point where it was socially acceptable for people to transition younger, and they’re trying to take that away and it breaks my heart
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FrownTown (COMMS CLOSED) @frowntown.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Wat the hell
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
A calculator that costs 1 trillion dollars, but it’s also wrong
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
53 years old.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
We have reached levels of cringe previously thought unattainable
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House of Yuri @unrelentingusurper.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Xfinity sucks so fucking bad I really wish there was literally any other option
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House of Yuri @unrelentingusurper.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
She loves when I skip work to lay in bed
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Guardian System (She/Her) @kodochara.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 25/04/2025
Under observation.
Grayscale cartoon art of a crow in a forest underneath a strange sky split into large eyes, with the caption - "oh FUCK" says the crowlet, as endless eyes fill the skies.
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Ugh I’m getting so many of these
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 22/04/2025
buying microsoft products funds genocide
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Sorry about how long the video is taking. I think I might have solved the main problem with the world permanently this time though
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 22/04/2025
i wanna chase someone thru the woods rn
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Cubesona 🆖 COMMISSIONS OPEN @cubesona.com · 21/04/2025
me and mynotar did an art thing kiki bouba 🟦💪
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/04/2025
found my new favorite crypto guy
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 20/04/2025
Resharing this older, horrible thing. Happy Easter!
A drawing titled "Wild Rabbit vs. Easter Bunny". On the left, there's a wild cottontail bunny. On the right, there's a cartoonish Easter Bunny wearing a little vest and standing next to some colorful eggs. The wild bunny is labeled "Eyes on the sides of the head to watch for predators." and the Easter Bunny "Forward-facing eyes to hunt for meat." Wild bunny: "Active all year." Easter Bunny: "Only active in Spring - otherwise in diapause as a cyst?" Wild bunny: "Walks on four legs." Easter Bunny: "Unusual bipedal stance." Wild bunny: "Plain brown and white fur." Easter Bunny: "Distinctive vest-like markings." Wild bunny: "Gives birth to live young." Easter Bunny: "Steals and redistributes eggs; parasitic reproductive strategy?"
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
how about you suck my dick the long way you fucking moron
idiot doing transphobia in my replies
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
suddenly relevant...
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the bri wolferrrrr @briwolfer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
uh oh! shirley's bad habits are showing!!!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Oh fuck I was reversing out of my driveway and I think I backed over the Pope 😬
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Fascinating and Terrible World of the Sado-Masochist Homosexual @toskarin.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
just heard about pope francis. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Panel 1: A customer sits at a table looking at a menu as Shen, in a waiter outfit, is there to write his order. Guy says "I'll have the chef's special." Shen says "right away, sir."

Panel 2: The customer is patiently waiting at the table for his food.

Panel 3: Shen himself is brought out on a catering plate by the chef, who is a woman. He's not cooked or anything, he's just sitting on it.

Panel 4: Shen is blushing, says "she said I'M her special."

Panel 5: The customer looks on, happy for them, as Shen and the chef passionately make out in front of the table for presumably 20+ minutes.
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the bri wolferrrrr @briwolfer.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
doll'd up wolf
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Eternal Skies TCG RPG @eternalskies.neocities.org · 20/04/2025
It's a weird world where the shittier a piece of software looks, the more I trust it. The fancy looking ones? They're going to steal my data or extort me in pricing or just not work. Crappy looking tools made by some random dude? This shit is going to get the job done and do nothing else.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Orange JuIius @orangejuiius.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
yeah i got a fucking juluis for you. it's drugged. i drugged this julius. it's a drugs julius. i'm not telling you what drug it is though. make sure you drink it while you're driving.
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👁️Leovincible🩻 @leovincible.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
“You don’t belong” Old low poly art.
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livi Ი𐑼 @bunnyfangs236.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 19/04/2025
what a beautiful morning to have a curse 🪄☕️
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LEGEND KNIT🦢👑 @legendknit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#SIGNALIS I don't have ammo (reupload)
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Marc Hedlund @marcprecipice.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Thank you for that, Slackbot.
A Slackbot message reading, “Welcome to #politics! People in this channel tend to join #drinking and #insomnia, too.”
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
My body is a temple. My mind is a strip club. My soul is a crime scene. My love life is solitary confinement. My social life is a mosh pit. I could do this all day.
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