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V’s Cryptid Tail

@ungoliantspawn.bsky.social
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I like horror movies. Zillennial and immature at 30. Pics posting of my cats and dog. I always play RPGs as either a dark elf, Tiefling, or Qunari because they’re sexy to me, I like horns, and I like their aura. Brainrotting on the Alien franchise.

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The Cat's Whiskers @thecatswhiskers.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The premise of Alien Earth that democracy was replaced by 5 corporations who ran earth is not looking so far fetched right now.
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My job has gotten so depressing tbh. At least last year I had some satisfaction and felt like I was doing something rewarding but man has that been sucked dry by my current boss. Oh well I guess.
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Feeling very self absorbed lately. Gotta get outside of myself. Everyone’s got problems and shit sucks.
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Alien Earth is about to pop off this episode is great
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Full offense but I actually hate Morgan wallen and his music. How tf did this caterwauling racist get so damn popular
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Vernon Miles @corbie.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
A friend said earlier today that Fury Road "has no plot" which is, you know, patently not true, but it also got me thinking: the core conceit of the movie is that you can't escape oppression by running away to a utopia, you have to fight it head-on, tooth and nail, and kill it where it lives.
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a woman is kneeling down in the desert looking up
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Aunt Gladys is who I want to be when I get older
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Rob Halford is a treasure. I love him. We need more people like him in this world.
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Miasma is such an awesome instrumental track.
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Tfw you realize that your new boss is actually crazy
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a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
10 years of Meliora
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🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @hoodiewife.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
comic panel of batman and raphael from tmnt
batman: this is where i saw my parents die raphael
raphael: discord hug emoji
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Bro I’m so tired of seeing AI everywhere. It’s meme videos and kids are using it to do all their homework it’s crazy.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 13/08/2025
Why don't I have any energy >Stays up past midnight doing Warhammer bullshit again I guess we'll never know
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 13/08/2025
This is masculinity too
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Mark Hertling @markhertling.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq. “If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.” National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC. A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
can i do 15 one minute fast walks
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J.M. DeMatteis @jmdematteis.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
All hail our robot overlords! thehill.com/policy/techn...
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I love Ghost so much it’s a central part of my personality now lmao
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
in my mind palace eating a breakfast hotdog
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I fucking love my Ghost rubber duckies. One by my kitchen sink, bathroom sink, and my tub.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
behold: a woman
a platypus being held in someone's hands
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
My friend had never Benson Boone’s music and I played that one song where he says moonbeam ice cream and she was like “it sounds like a commercial for old navy” and I think that really captures the general disdain people have for him. Commercial. Soulless. Almost like it’s AI generated.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 07/08/2025
The Helldivers recruitment video guy
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/08/2025
kennedy is going to kill a lot of people
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Hey baby, kiss the go-goat
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Back home in San Diego and I fucking love this place. It’s good to be back.
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🦇👻🎃April🎃👻🦇 @squooshiebunny.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Artwork showing Skeletor and Evil-Lyn with stars in the sky that spell out the word cunt. The caption says "look at the stars, see how they shine for you".
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Someone invited me to their dog's birthday party on Saturday. What a freak! I am NOT coming to your dog's birthday party! Besides, my cat is getting married that weekend!
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Misja Baas @misjabaas.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Dune, 1965
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ellie @ellieberry.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Trump's aesthetics never made sense to me, like yeah they are terrible but in a really incongruous way. He really likes gold and gilded but not like art deco, despite starting in NYC. He wants a ballroom so like tacky French boroque but he also paved over the rose garden... his taste makes no sense.
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T @tjlou.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
That mitre is so large 😭😭😭
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
ALL RIGHT BESTIES ITS TIME TO WRITE PORN AT THE AIRPORT
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Also if I ever find the bitchass who made paper straws and wooden spoons—for goddamn yogurt, no less—it’s on sight
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Back in the USA for less than an hour and I’m already annoyed with everyone. Airport has trash everywhere, USians are loud and entitled, and TSA chuds are perhaps the dumbest motherfuckers I’ve ever had the displeasure of dealing with. No wonder people around the world hate our ass; we suck.
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Bro I hate Val in The Birdcage like what an awful son lmfao.
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Jodie 🇦🇺 @jodie.sheshed.rocks · 02/08/2025
Happy #Caturday 😹
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may @maysuser.name · 02/08/2025
posting bait until they send me in for a lobotomy
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
“It’s actually a good point if you read the article!” No. I will never read the article. I read posts.
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Lizard @ Comms Open! @lizmccownart.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Telling my cats gently that they need to be perfectly healthy for preferably the rest of time, but at the very least the next five years, because mommy cannot handle the stress right now.
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T @tjlou.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
This is sooooo V 💜💜
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Too depressed to art Too energetic to rot
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🇺🇸💙💙🤔🤨CJ🤣🧐💙💙🇺🇸 @cnice59.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 31/07/2025
"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
“epstein’s lawyer” should be the de facto headline description for this guy forever
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V’s Cryptid Tail @ungoliantspawn.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Okay I have a confession. I actually really like the new mullet/faux hawk haircut I’ve been seeing on older genz/younger millennial men. I actually love it lmaooo. In fact I accidentally drew an OC with that haircut and belatedly realized that’s the cut I gave him. I’m really into it I guess lmao
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