Sign in

Uncle Waldorf

@unclewaldorf.bsky.social
512 followers 2.4K following 269 posts

Not a parody. I am a muppet.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 12/10/2026
Ilhan Omar is my representative and she fights so hard for us. Represents us well in DC, constantly present in the district, uses her sway to support other politicians, extremely responsive when people need help. The absolute model of an Congressperson. So many of us are ready to stand with her
871996
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Vicki Meanieheart 👿 @violence.gay · 02/10/2026
if this guy runs for president i straight up will not vote for him and no amount of mewling liberal shaming will change my mind on that
218638
Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nazi problems demand Nuremberg solutions.
010
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 24/09/2026
This, for people who don't follow US soccer, is the coach of the Seattle Sounders donating to the GoFundMe of the fields director at Starfire Sports (where the Sounders used to train), who was just abducted by ICE.
242902743
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 14/09/2026
If you're yelling at trans people over voting, you have completely lost the plot. It's fine to want to flip that Senate seat. But there is so much work cis people can be doing to carry that burden. Demanding that trans people make you feel good & righteous about it is the weakest, whiniest shit.
443692
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 13/09/2026
somehow, trans people simultaneously matter enough in an electoral sense that we can be blamed — even preemptively! — for a loss, but not enough that we “deserve to be catered to” when “so much is at stake.”
12792156
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
46779483376
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it is unforgivable how Democrats are granting the right's premise about trans kids in sports even as they attempt to navigate a "moderate" position so they don't look so bad (hint: not possible) they have literally regressed! the first bathroom bans did not have this kind of bipartisan support!!!
21431325
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
19189044871
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's not that fucking hard to dodge a question, it's political comms 101 and Republicans do it like twenty times an interview. Choosing to shit on trans people is a choice, and a cowardly one.
128355
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
It's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Over 100 people rallied in solidarity with Minneapolis Spider-Man who plead 'not guilty' to assault charges. His attorney stated that he acted in self-defense against a violent group of neo-Nazis. “Black, white, Mexican, whatever you are, we are in this together,” said William Nicholas Love.
81406376
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Roaring 20s are back baby, everyone is still mentally ill from a plague and a war, importing Canadian booze is illegal, James Carville is alive
01517280
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/09/2026
Black text on white page that reads:

In 1882, 10,000 workers marched up Broadway in the first-ever Labor Day parade. Led by democratic socialists and organized by New York’s unions, they rallied the movement that went on to win us weekends, safety standards, overtime pay, a minimum wage, and social security.

None of those victories were guaranteed. And none are permanent.

We created the first-in-the-nation Office of Worker Power to put the full weight of City Hall behind the people who keep New York running. On Labor Day, we honor the workers who came before us by fighting for the workers who come next.

Happy Labor Day, New York. The future of worker power is ours to build. Learn more at nyc.gov/workerpower.
186155063606
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FUCK ICE
352640678
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The right-wing organizing around the Lindsay Clancy trial is growing and it’s frightening. A lot of people overlook these culture wars revolving around women’s issues, because, well, they’re women’s issues. But the right doesn’t. It’s how they regained such a massive cultural foothold.
6344801090
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Breaking: Someone appears to have hacked the Republican National Convention website and it now redirects to the Epstein Files website.
53093852464
Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Trans rights or gtfo. Sorry, Seth, I dont make the rules.
010
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 01/09/2026
I just received notification of another death in ICE custody. This marks the 56th death under Trump’s second term. We cannot ignore what is happening. Our private, for-profit detention system must be overhauled and ICE must be dismantled.
719990
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 30/08/2026
That boot’s not gonna lick itself.
Google Maps shows “Lake America.”
2965686
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Tennessee National Guard members assigned to a federal anti-crime task force in Memphis fatally shot an armed 20-year-old man in the back, according to an autopsy report ..., contradicting police accounts that said the man was facing the troops when they fired." apnews.com/article/memp...
apnews.com
Autopsy shows Tennessee National Guard fatally shot 20-year-old armed man in the back
An autopsy shows that an armed man killed by the Tennessee National Guard was shot in the back. The report that Tyrin Johnson’s family shared with The Associated Press on Thursday contradicts accounts...
20290147
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The virus of pundit brain convinced so many that politics is a bad reality show where what matters is giving a charismatic speech or hitting the right chord with focus group tested lines. It also requires moral courage. You can give a good speech all you want, if you fail there you're worthless.
1018733
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ICYMI Seattle's interim police chief filed what could have been a career-ending complaint against a detective who spoke at a pro-LGBTQ rally against two right-wing initiatives. Investigators found this likely violated her free speech rights and could open SPD to a lawsuit. A PubliCola exclusive.
31943294
Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So, if I were looking for community businesses to subsidize with campaign advertising funds... @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social on the side of every taco truck in LA?
010
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
WA Whistles @wawhistles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
July was ICE’s busiest month yet in the Puget Sound region. It’s a stealthy surge, without the helicopters or smoke grenades of Chicago and MN. But the surge is real, with real people taken every day. Each red pin is someone’s family member, neighbor, coworker, loved one.
Screenshot from iceout.org (People Over Papers) showing community ICE reports in the Seattle-Tacoma-Everett region from 7/1-2026-7/31/2026. 

The whole urban region is covered with map pins in red, yellow, and green. The pins stack on top of each other, making them impossible to count. Screenshot from iceout.org (People Over Papers) showing community ICE reports in the Seattle-Tacoma-Everett region from 6/1/2026-6/30/2026. 
Most of the urban region is covered with map pins in red, yellow, and green. In some places, the pins stack on top of each other, making them impossible to count. North Seattle, Bellevue, and Bothell have fewer reports than Tacoma, South Everett, and S King County. Screenshot from iceout.org (People Over Papers) showing community ICE reports in the Seattle-Tacoma-Everett region from 5/1-2026-5/31/2026. 

There are several dozen pins in red, yellow, and green — few enough to see each individual pin. South King County has the biggest cluster. There are no pins in Everett and only 1 in TacomaScreenshot from iceout.org (People Over Papers) showing community ICE reports in the Seattle-Tacoma-Everett region from 4/1/2026-4/30/2026. 

There are ~20 pins across the region, mostly green with a few yellow and red. Only one pin in Seattle. Biggest cluster in Tacoma-Federal Way area
12323266
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oh HELL no. @kuow.org people trashing my work and calling me an "influencer" on Week In Review, claiming—with no receipts whatsoever—that Gil Kerlikowske, Carmen Best, and Adrian Diaz also spent a quarter to a third of their time outside Seattle. www.kuow.org/podcast/week...
kuow.org
Week In Review
Host Bill Radke and his guests make sense of the week's news. New episode every Friday.
2120828
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
ACLU @aclu.org · 02/08/2026
ICE agents violently attacked Dr. Norma Bowe in front of Delaney Hall. She was there to run a mobile health clinic. ICE's cruelty knows no bounds — in or out of detention centers. @aclu-nj.org joined dozens of ACLU affiliates to represent people who were harmed by federal immigration agents.
19thnews.org
This nurse brings healthcare to people outside a detention center. She says ICE agents assaulted her.
This week, the ACLU announced it has filed 54 claims on behalf of Norma Bowe and others who allege violence and additional harms from federal immigration officials.
17757357
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this
sign that says STAFF PICK:
The Ill-Fitting Skin by Shannon Robinson
Please turn to page 108, because I need to tell you something.

page 108 says:

HE'S GOT A KNIFE, AND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
PUT THIS DOWN AND RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
GO THIS WAY. →
100133741950
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
AP: “A history of terrifying & violent behavior… attacked multiple women… threw boiling water at his ex wife while she was holding her child…” The MAINE killer ICE agent is more proof ICE is hiring the worst of the worst and giving them badges & guns. apnews.com/article/ice-...
11427411166
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
The Associated Press @apnews.com · 17/07/2026
ICE officer who shot Colombian man in Maine has history of threatening behavior and mental illness, family and court documents say.
bit.ly
AP Exclusive: ICE officer in Maine shooting has history of violent behavior, family and records say
The Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer who shot a Colombian man in Maine this week is an Army veteran who has struggled with serious mental health issues since early childhood, according to close relatives who spoke to The Associated Press.
21926891004
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“…including an Army-led air assault involving thousands of U.S. soldiers to be carried out by the 101st Airborne Division”
cbsnews.com
Senior defense officials looking at Cuba military options
Military planners have examined options for possible action against Cuba, including an Army-led air assault involving the 101st Airborne Division.
217636
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 13/07/2026
A person was killed in a shooting involving US Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Maine on Monday morning, the speaker of the state’s House of Representatives said
bloom.bg
ICE Involved in Fatal Maine Shooting, State House Speaker Says
A person was killed in a shooting involving US Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Maine on Monday morning, the speaker of the state’s House of Representatives said in a social media post.
146735
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Live your life in such a way that no one you are close to mourns the death of fascists.
5858170
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 11/07/2026
Memphis is under siege from the federal government. This is hideous.
nytimes.com
Second Person in a Week Killed by Federal Task Force in Memphis
Tennessee authorities are investigating both shootings involving agents working with the task force in Memphis.
5244181995
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
10876292
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Real haters don't leap. They wait and watch. They know the true reasons for hating will be Revealed
Ice detention center leader at the tay swift wedding
9165351440
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
maybe im crazy but i dont see any issue with the dem base constantly nominating candidates that push popular positions and also theyre all sexy
1981965
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This birthright ruling is why I just refuse to tolerate all the Democrat garment rending over NY voters choosing progressive candidates. They are incapable of governing in this moment. The politics of appeasement and centrism gets us to a 5-4 decision on the constitutional question.
8889352192
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It was 5-4 on the constitutional question and the fact you are unable to recognise this as a problem is why you are unfit for the purpose. You have to go.
452774498
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 30/06/2026
Well, we gave them a chance to fix their hearts.
7984264
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Pete, the Antifascist Nisse 🌈🔨🌈 @nanou2.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Klobuchar is a self-serving shell of a politician. At the very best, she's high on her own supply, believing she can effect real change by milquetoasting her way across the aisle. At worst, she's a career mediocrity winning at being white. We have better people among us! Be bold!
3405
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 30/06/2026
Clarence Thomas's concurring opinion in the trans sports ban case in West Virginia contains some of the ugliest transphobic stuff I have ever seen in a legal opinion. Straight-up gleeful. Vile man. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
2 WEST VIRGINIA v. B. P. J.
THOMAS, J., concurring
judgment). Because “gender dysphoria” is a mutable men-
tal state that is the object of psychiatric treatment, it does
not resemble the immutable characteristics on the basis of
which our precedents have applied heightened scrutiny—
race, sex, or national origin. Instead, gender dysphoria re-
sembles other characteristics on the basis of which legisla-
tures may classify with a merely rational basis. See, e.g.,
Heller v. Doe, 509 U. S. 312, 321 (1993) (mental illness);
Plyler v. Doe, 457 U. S. 202, 220 (1982) (immigration sta-
tus). Legislatures have many obvious rational bases to
keep men who believe that they are women out of teams
and private spaces reserved for women.
Second, as the Court recognizes, this case concerns “bio-
logical men” and “boys who identify as girls.” Ante, at 10,
27. Men and boys with gender dysphoria are not women or
girls, even if they believe that they are. Sex is an immuta-
ble “biological” characteristic, see ante, at 10; it is binary;
and “man” and “woman,” “boy” and “girl,” are the terms that
correspond to adults and children of each sex. See A. Byrne,
Are Women Adult Human Females? 177 Philosophical
Studies 3783, 3786–3787 (2020). To use language to ob-
scure reality—to show “indifference regarding the truth”—
is to lie to the public and cease to treat our fellow citizens
“as equal[s].” J. Pieper, Abuse of Language—Abuse of
Power 17, 21 (1992).
2183354971
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Non binary people are non binary. Everyone has the right to be themselves. Everyone deserves a political and judicial system that respects and protects these rights. We need to make that happen.
3404123
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans rights are human rights always and forever.
104154514143
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands
292584721
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The right: actual demons are persecuting us, we need to impregnate as many teenage girls as we can about this demonic threat Normal people: what the fuck Centrist dems: give us between $5 and $50 to find the middle position between you and my esteemed colleague on the other side of the aisle.
52933770
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
8885391548
Reposted by Uncle Waldorf
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
163123372156
Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Mamdani on the jumbotron, stat! MSG needs a vibe reset.
000