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Uncle Waldorf

@unclewaldorf.bsky.social
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 12/10/2026
Ilhan Omar is my representative and she fights so hard for us. Represents us well in DC, constantly present in the district, uses her sway to support other politicians, extremely responsive when people need help. The absolute model of an Congressperson. So many of us are ready to stand with her
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Vicki Meanieheart 👿 @violence.gay · 02/10/2026
if this guy runs for president i straight up will not vote for him and no amount of mewling liberal shaming will change my mind on that
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nazi problems demand Nuremberg solutions.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NPR sure loves platforming fascists.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 24/09/2026
This, for people who don't follow US soccer, is the coach of the Seattle Sounders donating to the GoFundMe of the fields director at Starfire Sports (where the Sounders used to train), who was just abducted by ICE.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And if you can give that to your Kids with the benefit of, "adults who care and have your back.": Then you raise little superhero antifa monsters. And boy oh boy do we need a bunch of those!
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My childhood nostalgia vibes are all about hordes of multicultural youth in "shitty/ugly/poor/dangerous" places. Its like the Bad News Bears. But probably with more tetanus and occasional mortal peril.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your neighborhood sounds fucking dope.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow. Way to convince the gettable voter, genius.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 14/09/2026
If you're yelling at trans people over voting, you have completely lost the plot. It's fine to want to flip that Senate seat. But there is so much work cis people can be doing to carry that burden. Demanding that trans people make you feel good & righteous about it is the weakest, whiniest shit.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 13/09/2026
somehow, trans people simultaneously matter enough in an electoral sense that we can be blamed — even preemptively! — for a loss, but not enough that we “deserve to be catered to” when “so much is at stake.”
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They 100% believe every word. They might be very wrong, but they drink the koolaid.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Selling out the vulnerable for half a loaf IS the fascism working, genius.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it is unforgivable how Democrats are granting the right's premise about trans kids in sports even as they attempt to navigate a "moderate" position so they don't look so bad (hint: not possible) they have literally regressed! the first bathroom bans did not have this kind of bipartisan support!!!
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Throwing the most vulnerable group in America under the bus is not how you show us you can fight fascism. Cowardly men will be the death of us all.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's not that fucking hard to dodge a question, it's political comms 101 and Republicans do it like twenty times an interview. Choosing to shit on trans people is a choice, and a cowardly one.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Politics works there by surrendering to bigots. We're not confused, we just dont fuck with playing footsie with nazi fables. When Talarico loses youll throw my people under the bus (again) to explain the failure of his cowardice. So we get screwed over twice. Excuse our lack of gratitude.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Welcome to mass media politics? And if his first move under pressure is to sell out the favorite oppressed group to neo-fascism, hes no ally of mine. Shrug. Just another dem I can safely ignore.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Funny how this bullshit undermines those statements. We wont agree on this. Politicians who sell out people I love for cynical advantage are dead to me. Thats not a purity test for him. Its a purity test for me. Plenty of other races for me to donate to. Fuck Texas and Fuck Vichy Dems.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Do you remember him saying they ARE, cause his silence is kind of informed by the fact that he just explicitly swallowed the nazi framing of the issue hook line and sinker. Texas dem voters do not get to have some anti-trans bigotry as a treat for voting dem. Thanks for checking in.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cool. Except Talarico just validated it as an issue. While selling out people I love. Fuck all that noise.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If the only way you can get a democrat in a Texas senate seat is by selling out vulnerable people to fascists, fuck the senate seat and fuck Texas. Trans rights are human rights or gtfo.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh. So he's trash then. Good to know I can keep staying the fuck out of Texas.
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It's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Over 100 people rallied in solidarity with Minneapolis Spider-Man who plead 'not guilty' to assault charges. His attorney stated that he acted in self-defense against a violent group of neo-Nazis. “Black, white, Mexican, whatever you are, we are in this together,” said William Nicholas Love.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Amen. Solidarity means all of us. Throwing the vulnerable to the wolves in exchange for the support of bigots is the problem, not the solution.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trans rights are human rights or gtfo.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Roaring 20s are back baby, everyone is still mentally ill from a plague and a war, importing Canadian booze is illegal, James Carville is alive
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/09/2026
Black text on white page that reads:

In 1882, 10,000 workers marched up Broadway in the first-ever Labor Day parade. Led by democratic socialists and organized by New York’s unions, they rallied the movement that went on to win us weekends, safety standards, overtime pay, a minimum wage, and social security.

None of those victories were guaranteed. And none are permanent.

We created the first-in-the-nation Office of Worker Power to put the full weight of City Hall behind the people who keep New York running. On Labor Day, we honor the workers who came before us by fighting for the workers who come next.

Happy Labor Day, New York. The future of worker power is ours to build. Learn more at nyc.gov/workerpower.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FUCK ICE
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The right-wing organizing around the Lindsay Clancy trial is growing and it’s frightening. A lot of people overlook these culture wars revolving around women’s issues, because, well, they’re women’s issues. But the right doesn’t. It’s how they regained such a massive cultural foothold.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Breaking: Someone appears to have hacked the Republican National Convention website and it now redirects to the Epstein Files website.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Trans rights or gtfo. Sorry, Seth, I dont make the rules.
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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 01/09/2026
I just received notification of another death in ICE custody. This marks the 56th death under Trump’s second term. We cannot ignore what is happening. Our private, for-profit detention system must be overhauled and ICE must be dismantled.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 30/08/2026
That boot’s not gonna lick itself.
Google Maps shows “Lake America.”
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pathetic.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sounds great!
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yeah. Bonus points if that happened during on inauguration day.
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Tennessee National Guard members assigned to a federal anti-crime task force in Memphis fatally shot an armed 20-year-old man in the back, according to an autopsy report ..., contradicting police accounts that said the man was facing the troops when they fired." apnews.com/article/memp...
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Autopsy shows Tennessee National Guard fatally shot 20-year-old armed man in the back
An autopsy shows that an armed man killed by the Tennessee National Guard was shot in the back. The report that Tyrin Johnson’s family shared with The Associated Press on Thursday contradicts accounts...
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The virus of pundit brain convinced so many that politics is a bad reality show where what matters is giving a charismatic speech or hitting the right chord with focus group tested lines. It also requires moral courage. You can give a good speech all you want, if you fail there you're worthless.
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ICYMI Seattle's interim police chief filed what could have been a career-ending complaint against a detective who spoke at a pro-LGBTQ rally against two right-wing initiatives. Investigators found this likely violated her free speech rights and could open SPD to a lawsuit. A PubliCola exclusive.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So, if I were looking for community businesses to subsidize with campaign advertising funds... @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social on the side of every taco truck in LA?
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You have my VW Golf.
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Gimli: And My Axe! (Lord of the Rings)
ALT: Gimli: And My Axe! (Lord of the Rings)
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Its treatment for hypertension and preventative medicine for the downstream consequences of hypertension.
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Seattle is pretty standard "coastal city" pricing in housing etc. 6 figure income or reliable roomies are the only real tricks inside city limits. Things are (somewhat) more reasonably priced in the surrounding suburbs, but you lose out on the "Seattle" part in Snohomish or Pierce counties.
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WA Whistles @wawhistles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
July was ICE’s busiest month yet in the Puget Sound region. It’s a stealthy surge, without the helicopters or smoke grenades of Chicago and MN. But the surge is real, with real people taken every day. Each red pin is someone’s family member, neighbor, coworker, loved one.
Screenshot from iceout.org (People Over Papers) showing community ICE reports in the Seattle-Tacoma-Everett region from 7/1-2026-7/31/2026. 

The whole urban region is covered with map pins in red, yellow, and green. The pins stack on top of each other, making them impossible to count. Screenshot from iceout.org (People Over Papers) showing community ICE reports in the Seattle-Tacoma-Everett region from 6/1/2026-6/30/2026. 
Most of the urban region is covered with map pins in red, yellow, and green. In some places, the pins stack on top of each other, making them impossible to count. North Seattle, Bellevue, and Bothell have fewer reports than Tacoma, South Everett, and S King County. Screenshot from iceout.org (People Over Papers) showing community ICE reports in the Seattle-Tacoma-Everett region from 5/1-2026-5/31/2026. 

There are several dozen pins in red, yellow, and green — few enough to see each individual pin. South King County has the biggest cluster. There are no pins in Everett and only 1 in TacomaScreenshot from iceout.org (People Over Papers) showing community ICE reports in the Seattle-Tacoma-Everett region from 4/1/2026-4/30/2026. 

There are ~20 pins across the region, mostly green with a few yellow and red. Only one pin in Seattle. Biggest cluster in Tacoma-Federal Way area
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Iceland. Probably any number of small south pacific islands?
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You cant constrain fascists with rules.
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