Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 49mHad a dream last night that I was riding a motorcycle. Just hours and hours on the open road. God that was a good dream. 130
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 1hThat is just excellent. And racy as hell. Emily you saucy girl. 110
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb”static.klipy.comRaymond Reddington BlinkingALT: Raymond Reddington Blinking 2182
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just three dudes all discovering at the same time they didn’t consider the existence of the state of Iowa. 39928
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wasn’t even the slowest Carl on today’s group ride and I feel like that’s a big development. 060
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dude really was like “they better give me that Peace Prize this year cause Imma bout to start so many wars!” 071
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thank goodness we’re not limping into this thing saddled down by a dozen or so more Platner controversies. 050
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ha ha ha! Tittle tittle! First day of Fall! Can’t you feel that Autumn crisp in the air? 120
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What happens when you attach a bike store to your coffee bar. 100
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There’s only one thing in this country I wouldn’t mind Trump renaming. 391
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Today I learned that the International School next to my kids’ school is closing because they cannot afford the extra security necessary to respond to all the bomb threats they get simply for being an international school and I’m just done. 272
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Going to too many funerals for dear friends who were gone too soon. No more please. Go see the doctor. Get some exercise. Try cycling. Get it together, pocket friends. 180
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Every day the wedding tux still fits is like a rainbow. A fleeting, beautiful rainbow. 020
Reposted by Carl Ceceredrfine.bsky.social @drfine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Adventures in Being K’s Dad. K is my son, an adult with autism & his dad’s best pal. My boy loves the beach most of all. It brings him peace & relaxation. And my wife has for years found opportunities to get him to one beach or another as often as she can. They’re beach buddies, & I love that. 0103
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Occasionally, very occasionally, it is actually Rooker-Feldman. 160
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Fair warning: When you put me on the bench this is likely to increase, rather than decrease, whatever sanction or penalty you’re trying to avoid. 3201
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 07/09/2026One of the most remarkable things about Trump is that he doesn’t even recognize how all this tough-guy fantasy overcompensating makes him look like the biggest wuss on the planet. Like he’s just gonna slop through this to the end. 051
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 06/09/2026From a sheer lethality perspective, the guys in these uniforms are never the ones who’ve completed all their military objectives at the end of the movie. 140
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The trouble with trying to bike when it’s 103 outside is that you’re basically cooking in an asphalt frying pan. Like you’re simmering in cocoanut oil. 041
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Dear Baby Jesus in a Basket: I see the stays you’ll grant for others and I want that for me. 040
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 01/09/2026DUDE MANDY FREAKING PATINKIN IS IN THIS SHOW ITS SO GOOD 020
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026THE “EXECUTIVE” IN EXECUTIVE BRANCH MEANS CARRY OUT LIKE A COMPUTER NOT LIKE GUYS IN FANCY SUITS 080
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026So I’m looking at this year’s Student Handbook for kids’ school and it’s definitely had a few passes through some sort of AI—but it’s also much better written. 000
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Weird having the guns higher in the hierarchy of values than the votes but whatever gets you there, Governor. 000
Reposted by Carl CecereDanG @dpgestwick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm eating ice cream with a spoon There's nothing I can do A 93% eclipse of the moon 121
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026We’re talking “Stonewall Ontario Middle School.” “The UNLV Running Mexicans.” 020
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’m running in 28 and there’e only one thing on my platform: Renaming Confederate stuff “Ontario” and “Mexico.” 0141
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Not for nothing, but trying to negotiate a tariff rate with Trump would be positively Herculanian. Or Sisyphean. Definitely Greek as hell. 110
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Looks like 1Ls are having their first day and they can’t be giving law licenses to these babies. 080
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Remember when you could call a business and a person would pick up the phone and you could talk to them? Man those were the days. 1100
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Wow, Ossoff really shot that arrow through all 12 axes. 150
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 18/08/2026So many people have been emailing me offering some very favorable financing for my company “Supreme Merch” that I almost feel like I should start this company. 240
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I figured out how Trump bankrupted so many casinos. 030
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Just highlight one shady/illegal thing Paxton has done every day. Just one thing a day from here until the election. Well okay, maybe you’ll need to do two a day. 261
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’ve discovered a secret to defeating the Texas heat: You experience St. George, Utah heat and Texas is suddenly much cooler. 020
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’m sure everybody’s thought through how you’re not supposed to leave surfaces and equipment built for underwater use exposed to long periods of sun and summer heat, right? Right? 140
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 10/08/2026La la la, so glad I checked all my record cites yesterday so all I have to do today is … 160
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 07/08/2026That feeling when you ask Raffi for feedback on your brief and then he posts this. 2210
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Me at parties: “Hi! What is it you do? Oh me, I’m something of a judge psychologist. 030
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Is “NexGen bar exam” just not having the bar exam? Because that could work. 0132
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I’m sorry did she say she’s running a PR firm??? 2160
