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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 34m

somehow this ends with a blue tick coonhound as the sitting POTUS This is not a dealbreaker! This is not even a fail condition!

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 35m

My problem was scheduling it the Tuesday after Thanksgiving Don’t be like your Uncle 6, people. Be less dumbass.

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 35m

“And that is why we want to introduce our newly confirmed Vice President of the United States…Miss @hollyanderson.bsky.social” I cannot think of anyone in human history who would be more mad to find themselves VPOTUS out of nowhere and the Senate would be a charnel house by happy hour

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 47m

The Vince DiCola soundtrack at the end of the fight, man

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 1h

Look, you may think of the Pope as just Vicar of Christ and Bishop of Rome, but he is also from Chicago. He’s got A Guy. If that Guy just happens to be Our Lord, well, his Guy has more clout than yours. This is just logic. Should have aimed higher than an alderman.

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 2h

what if, and hear me out here, the university referred potential SA perpetrators for criminal prosecution? As a treat?

aight I will watch this handbag and tell the cops i ain't seen shit

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the whole point of being rich is so you can sport your crew

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here's my lighter, I don't need it back I got a handkerchief if you need to plug that bottle

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 5h

Bettridge's Law of Headlines is undefeated

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there's a reason we were ready for Covid here in 2020 and it's because of the fire seasons 2017-19

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 5h

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Ok, these look amazing. Northeastern State’s end zones have Cherokee script.

OBP OTET OSSY
-10
THE ENDZONES READ
"NORTHEASTERN STATE"
IN THE CHEROKEE LANGUAGE

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Not my newsletter, not my subscriptions

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you’re pushing a Southwest from Birmingham to Phoenix, you’re not Maverick, you’re basically a bus driver with a third dimension

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Good for putting you down, less effective at keeping you there, and the REM is indie cinema grade fucked up

This is a bad beat for Tuskegee to get lumped in with these others, not gonna lie

Nobody ever went broke betting on stupid

Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 6h

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After the "send me" verse in Isaiah, a guy is told to proclaim the total destruction of his own stupid country. (That might sound so apt that it's confessional or whatever, but these guys don't know anything about all that. They don't read. They just think it sounds cool)

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same reason every chud has to wear 5.11 to Disneyland

I would pay $100 on the spot to watch him fight a randomly selected NCO. WWF 24/7 hardcore championship style, just out of nowhere, SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER HERE COMES GUNNY NUTSMACK

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(cartoon scramble noises, sound of car cranking)

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NITRO SUMMER PORTER WHERE

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Ra's Al Groh @uwes98.bsky.social · 7h

when a Machine frat is publicly reading their national for filth, it might be time for national to consider hanging it up for good

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when she learns who the monster at the end of the book is

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 8h

I've never been a liquid-milk fan my whole life, but if someone wants to dump some Bailey's in coffee or a milkshake I'm not gonna turn it down

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poor Mark was just making ends meet and had to do this

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what, respectfully, the chicken fried FUCK

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like Richard Arrington and Larry Langford never existed (Yes, Larry was off his freakin nut and shady as Hell, but he genuinely believed in what Birmingham could be and that it *deserved* to be great, and I'll never fault him for that)

it feels very much like "shit, we're in a bad spot, how we gonna fix this - I know, we'll put in the Air Raid"

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Kentucky Breakfast Stout. DUH. Do I have to do everything for you people?

i'm "WAR" years old and under no illusions

(and I'm not just saying that because I'd take the food and drink scene in Birmingham over anything in either of those)

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they had ten years where basically everything was building up to that point and we were invested in everyone involved. You can't do that with a villain you are *literally* introducing to the MCU in the picture itself

the shield HAD spring ball and when they pulled it out of Alabama, it collapsed altogether for three years that should have been a clear sign that fetch is never gonna happen

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it will never stop pissing me off that Austin gets a pass for Texas, Atlanta gets a pass for Georgia, but Birmingham always has to bear the burden of Alabama in perpetuity despite fifty years of fighting to make things right

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people tend to forget that in the late 40s and early 50s when Folsom Sr was governor, Alabama was regarded as possibly the most liberal state in the South and it was largely because of unions and Birmingham.

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oh it only works for hardware and software. the legacy of the hired Auburn man is that now Apple doesn't ship a new OS because it's ready, they ship it because it's the third week of September and the new phones are dropping on Friday

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nobody expected Boseman to die (RIP) or Majors to break bad, but the story of the Multiverse Saga is "too little wood behind WAY too many arrows and then a sudden realization the target is now on your 4 o'clock"

honestly this is a hotshot angle because Majors was a dickhead asshole. I don't have high hopes, but if this blows up, I feel like it's less because of the premise and more because Disney said "we have to ship Phase 6 in 2025-26" Apple-style

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honestly, depends which Cap would laugh my ass off if an irate Sam Wilson hit someone with the "N Please"

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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 9h

this is the correct answer

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I fully believe the two things that would be most impactful in fixing what’s broken in this country are comprehensive campaign finance and tax reform. Everything else is downstream of the money.

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 9h

It's not the furthest we've ever lost a team to (what up Rhine Fire) but I don't give this league two years. No pro football organization that comes to Birmingham ever survives leaving it

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 9h

hell yes I would roll that shit with a Yeti fill of whiskey ginger