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quando pluit, diluviat “the personality of the honey badger, the conviction of Lex Luthor and the work ethic of the dog from Hee Haw.” BHM born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw @ms8.bsky.social tolerates my nonsense somehow ;] 躺平

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 17h
DONT MIND IF I DO
a can of West Peak sparkling whiskey smash, a Vanderbilt Yeti highball, and a TV showing Ken Burns Country Music episode one: “The Rub”
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 28/09/2026
In the meantime, if people like me-rich, white, privileged, happy-cannot even bother to abide by the legal standards of their freely constituted society, of a society that has provided them with everything a civilization can be expected to provide, then those people deserve their drug problems and everybody else's drug problems, too. They deserve-I deserve-to have every crack addict in the country knocking on the front door saying, I lives here. Can I go in?
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 28/09/2026
I keep thinking about PJ O’Rourke talking about the Whiffle Life in the context of the drug war of the 80s. He wrote this 35 years ago. This is about Cornell.
My friend's kid didn't need to suffer any consequences, not serious consequences, anyway. After all, addiction is a sickness and he needs treatment. Besides, he's got personal problems and comes from a broken home. It's not like he's a criminal or anything. If he were a criminal, he'd be poorer and darker skinned. 

My friend's kid lives in a well-padded little universe, a world with no sharp edges or hard surfaces. It's the Whiffle Ball again. The kid leads a Whiffle Life, and so does my friend and so do I.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
I don’t know why I even have this (my mother is Clinton Dragons ‘59, the one with the bombing) but who among us has not made an impulse purchase at the Kroger’s
Replacement level white side in a maroon and gray Oak Ridge Wildcats lid from sometime in the Crystal Pepsi era
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 25/09/2026
Sluggo reacts with "THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS" to Nancy's chagrin
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 24/09/2026
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 24/09/2026
The first student driver stickers I will co-sign. Especially in the city.
A twenty year old silver Honda Civic, its license plate obscured. One sticker says “LEARNING TO DRIVE - STICK SHIFT” and the other says “STAY BACK! STICK SHIFT - MAY ROLL BACK”
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 23/09/2026
The menu at this establishment has a section for “DRINKS + DRANKS”
Two plates alike in dignity…one with catfish and red beans & rice, the other with pulled pork and fries. Both have a cornbread muffin and a dish of collard greens
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 23/09/2026
This one?
VANDERBILT MENTIONED in front of an Anime girl clutching a bottle of Corsair triple smoke whiskey and a hot chicken sandwich. There is a Vandy cap on her head, gold cowboy hats above and a crowd carrying a goalpost down Broadway in the background.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 23/09/2026
Um…..office beer?
Sierra Nevada “Go Two” 2.8% ABV IPA
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 22/09/2026
Three little bunnies have a picnic beneath the caption “Be Humble, but let these bitches know”
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 22/09/2026
Once
Bill Wade on the cover of Look magazine with a couple of enthusiastic supporters. Basically the proto-Diego Pavia. I have this jersey.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 21/09/2026
Fever Pitch is a useful confessional for anyone who doesn’t see the commonality between English football and college football, especially after fielding all the texts and skeets and Slacks and LinkedIn messages (!) from after the Vandy game yesterday
With football, there is none of this randomness: you know that on nights like the ‘89 Championship night, or on afternoons like the afternoon of the 1992 Wrexham disaster, you are in the thoughts of scores, maybe even hundreds, of people. And I love that, the fact that old girlfriends and other people you have lost touch with and will probably never see again are sitting in front of their TV sets and thinking, momentarily but all at the same time, Nick, just that, and are happy or sad for me. Nobody else gets that, only us.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 20/09/2026
My brother just sent me this
Fred Sanford experiencing a heart attack in a long sleeve Vanderbilt polo
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 19/09/2026
I am so fearless right now that I’m eating hot dogs prepared by Objectivist Libertarians
Top Dog on Durant in Berkeley
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 19/09/2026
Don’t mind if I do, cheers
Replacement level white dude in flowered shirt and Cal bucket hat enjoys a golden ale in front of the fireplace at Raleigh’s
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 19/09/2026
EDSBSGPS WEEK 4: Berkeley, CA Wagner at Cal Starring: Hunter Ass Thompson
Replacement level white dude in Cal bucket hat, tungsten Oakleys and a flowered shirt open over a T-shirt with a script Cal and the statement I MARRIED INTO THIS
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 15/09/2026
I feel seen
An email addressed from “Vanderbilt Alumni Ass” which is a little on the nose
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 14/09/2026
We have already established that I am a trophy husband The trophy:
A horse’s ass trophy
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 14/09/2026
Never told a joke on this app
The sign outside Top Hat BBQ in Blount Springs, AL. A pig in a top hat and vest with bow tie (and no pants) serves a BBQ sandwich with fries. Don’t make it weird.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 14/09/2026
It rules
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 14/09/2026
Applicable to all three
DANGER
NOT ONLY WILL THIS KILL YOU IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME
YOU'RE DYING
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 13/09/2026
Pastor that’s my late dad’s whip
Replacement level white dude in a Vandy cap hanging out the side of a 1969 Corvette Stingray in Can-Am white with a black hardtop.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 13/09/2026
Can check
Laughing Monk’s “Coach Ron” golden ale in a blue and gold can. The 5.1% ABV brew benefits Cal football and is an outstanding warm weather beer.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 12/09/2026
Glass check: the Main Course from the Napa Rose, Disney Grand Californian, Anaheim, vs the Permit Room Old Fashioned from Dishoom, Kensington, London. H/T @anthropologal.bsky.social for scoring the recipe for the latter. #VandyLifestyle
On the left: 3/4 each of Fernet, Campari and rye with 1/4 of velvet falernum and a dash of mole bitters. On the right: a reduction of brown sugar, green tea and bay leaves, blended with Woodford Reserve and then bottle-aged for 4 months.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 12/09/2026
Ann Judge and Joe Ferguson were the first KIA at the Geographic since 1965, and the party they were traveling with deserves to be remembered with them. All dearly missed.
The DC Geographic Alliance (part of National Geographic's nationwide network of programs supporting geography education) selected the students, who came from three different schools in the District. They were:
Asia S. Cottom, 11 years old, from Bertie Backus Middle School. Asia was accompanied by her teacher, Sara M.
Clark.
Rodney Dickens, 11 years old, from Ketcham Elementary School. Rodney was accompanied by his teacher, James
D. Debeuneure.
Bernard C. Brown II, 11 years old, from Leckie Elementary School. Bernard was accompanied by his teacher, Hilda E.
Taylor.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 10/09/2026
a flyover of a passenger jet escorted by fighters?
Fred Sanford: "I'll tell you what we don't have a shortage of: Dummies"
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 09/09/2026
iPhone Duo
v
iPhone 13 mini

Size and Weight
Height
Duo: 4.64 inches (117.8 mm) closed
4.64 inches (117.8 mm) open
13 mini: 5.18 inches (131.5 mm)
Width
Duo: 3.31 inches (84.1 mm) closed
6.48 inches (164.6 mm) open
13 mini: 2.53 inches (64.2 mm)
Depth
Duo: 0.44 inch (11.3 mm) closed
0.21 inch (5.2 mm) open
13 mini: 0.30 inch (7.65 mm)
Weight

Duo: 8.96 ounces (254 grams)
13 mini: 4.97 ounces (141 grams)
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 09/09/2026
California: where your future comes from
A Chevron station in the Bay Area three months ago where regular is 6.49, plus is 6.69, premium is 6.88 and diesel is 8.19 a gallon.
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 09/09/2026
This is the correct answer
The Louvin Brothers’ legendary album “Satan Is Real” with a huge plywood devil among a field of burning tires as they sing in white suits
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 08/09/2026
New meme just dropped
Woman on plane pointingSMU coach on sideline pointing back
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 08/09/2026
When the obnoxious faculty chair sends a screenshot that demonstrates beyond a shadow of doubt that the problem is self-inflicted and they did not in fact follow the directions you sent
SMU’s coach does the HOA point
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 08/09/2026
Separated at birth
Elizabeth Holmes, who is a nutterMichael Palin as the "It's Man" on Monty Python's Flying Circus
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 07/09/2026
“You know I keep that thang on me” That thang:
Unc in a flannel robe, Cal fishing hat, jeans and a waffle shirt, brandishing a Yeti full of dark and stormy and a 69-nozzle bubble gun. It’s giving MERRY CHRISTMAS SHITTER’S FULL
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 03/09/2026
Oh we looking for spectators?
my black and oxblood two tone Solovair brogues which I really need to wear more often
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 03/09/2026
Mine are gray with blue soles
Replacement level white dude in a seersucker suit that could use some tailoring with grey suede shoes
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 03/09/2026
From my first year at Vandy, Sept 1994:
"[T]he great 'electronic town meeting'..sounds great, especially to economists, populists and other primates. What we as political scientists know is that high participation levels are associated with high levels of ideology. Do we really want a government that consists entirely of a sort of Ron Dellums-Robert Dornan juxtaposition? Yes please, I want permanent gridlock perpetrated by the kind of yahoos who spend their life dialing up talk shows and flaming each other on tired local computer BBS forums... [P]olitics is rapidly taking on the trappings of spectator sport, with C-SPAN as its ESPN and CNN Inside Politics to keep score. Issues get kicked around, but what matters most is who's ahead... the scorekeeping approach tends to exacerbate posturing and mindless prattling and gives us stupid statements from Bob Dole, who would otherwise be almost reasonable. It forces people to hew to a bad line and encourages rabble like Newt Gingrich. And it turns people off to politics, where anthropomorphic typhoid germs like Ross Perot and Oliver North can pull huge (comparatively) vote totals..."
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 03/09/2026
Plus we all know how 40 Water gets down for the real:
Beast Mode and the Ambassador of the Yay
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 01/09/2026
I can’t afford an awful September
Uncle 6 from 2002 in Lego form, with a gray flat cap and scarf, a leather jacket over a Hawaiian shirt, and a purple bladed lightsaber
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 31/08/2026
Now that's timeline synchronicity
one post with "what is with this trend of looking unwashed, surely these people have money for soap" followed immediately by another post with a picture of Mardi Gras parade float riders with bars of soap on their heads
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 31/08/2026
Casper has arrived to bless the bar
A huge fluffy white dog off leash in the bar
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 29/08/2026
Missing, presumed fed
the Big Filthy (pulled pork on a double cheeseburger), the particular specialty of Turkey Mike’s at the San Jose Giants, accompanied by an Almanac kolsch
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 28/08/2026
They used to
Replacement level white dude in a Vanderbilt Starter pullover from 1994
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 28/08/2026
That thang:
a Dart Zone Solo Max modified with an 3D-printed inline clip barrel in neon pink
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 28/08/2026
IT'S HAPPENING
Space Academy - the acid-trip 70s live action Saturday morning TV show
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 28/08/2026
Jordan Rodgers, Clay Matthews and other Packers in Pitch Perfect 2
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 28/08/2026
Joan Jett goes at the top of the list just for this
Joan Jett rocking out at the San Jose Civic Auditorium in a Joe Namath jersey
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/08/2026
I AM A DUMB BITCH
WITH TERRIBLE TASTE
I WILL NEVER CHANGE
I WILL NEVER IMPROVE
THAT IS A PROMISE
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 23/08/2026
Good night puppers
Seven puppies in a pile and a couple of fliers napping on their own
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 23/08/2026
Philly is chasing a postman in his dreams
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