caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 31/01/2025severance season 2 episode 3 spoilers without context 040 0
Reposted by carolinewint @dril.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate 211227573031 0
Reposted by carolineKeith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 30/12/2024Jimmy Carter lived just long enough to experience The Rizzler. 643974 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 23/12/2024okay i am generally not a fan of ai. it's spooky and i think it's pushing us in the wrong direction but chat gpt lets you have conversations with santa now. SANTA. ai santa called me "my dear" and i gotta say i was on the brink of tearing up a little 010 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 12/12/2024"home alone or christmas vacation?" neither. my favorite christmas movie is 110 0
Reposted by carolinedavid lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 10/12/2024COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN 4679531696 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 10/12/2024every final fantasy game is like ur a dude in a cool outfit fightin freaky lil dudes until jk this is actually about politics wait no actually jk again you're really here to Kill God 010 0
Reposted by carolineViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/12/2024The NYPD has discovered a 2nd backpack filled with cannolis 191782263 0
Reposted by carolineJosh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 09/12/2024The idea of a Luigi Mangione implies there's a Waluigi Mangione. 191181243 0
Reposted by carolineonion person @junlper.beer · 06/12/2024i’ve seen people say “celebrating the CEO dying is bad, talk to people in real life you’ll see” i’ve talked to people and they all think it’s cool as hell 2048585819 0
Reposted by caroline👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 05/12/2024the dead UHC CEO won’t see your jokes making light of his murder, but other CEOs could 🤠 28909130 0
Reposted by caroline🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 05/12/2024there's sort of an inverted bell curve effect with websites where you can buy stuff, where' there's Normal Store like target or whatever, and then a lot of stuff where it sketches you out, and then there's a website that is so incredibly bad that it's obviously the Most Legit Specialist Company Ever 641063145 0
Reposted by carolineonion person @junlper.beer · 05/12/2024this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared 804356086545 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 05/12/2024just found out the kilby girl band is american. and to add insult to injury, they're from utah. can't believe they'd lie to me like that 010 0
Reposted by carolineMarko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 27/11/2024 226175392414 0
Reposted by carolinesaja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 25/11/2024live love let the bodies hit the floor 426567 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 25/11/2024some tourists were standing at the blue bikes looking confused me: y'all need help? them: could you lower the seat? me: you use the lever like this them: actually could you make it a little higher? me: uh sure them: a bit higher than that Do you want me to kiss your fucking feet while I'm here?? 040 0
Reposted by caroline👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 25/11/2024…i should call him 🥺 1636043 0
Reposted by carolineBerny Belvedere @bernybelvedere.bsky.social · 25/11/2024We almost got a thirst trap reply guy as AG. 27614 0
Reposted by carolineNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I'm an independent woman who can do it all but also I don't want to 17677177 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 22/11/2024goddammitmedia.tenor.coma group of people are dancing and the words caroline are visibleALT: a group of people are dancing and the words caroline are visible 110 0
Reposted by carolineDonkey Cum Cunty 3 Tiddie Cum's Double Strap-on @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Me at the Hasan Piker lookalike contest 6837 0
Reposted by carolinespookyshabazz.bsky.social @spookyshabazz.bsky.social · 21/11/2024As a person from New Orleans (where we don’t have basements), this is so funny bc yes what else are u using a basement for if not to terrorize? 031 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 19/11/2024turns out my therapist knows a boy i've been talking about for months, time to exile myself to the furthest reaches of the arctic 150 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 19/11/2024i for one cherish my dozens of new gen x followers 060 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I was having a very nice night watching sex and the city and drinking wine and then THIS fucker shows up on my screen 000 0
Reposted by carolineFaulty Frannie @faultyfrannie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024When the new tariffs drop everything is going to get a lot more pricey, so here are some of my favorite inexpensive ways to pass the time: - take a shower sitting down - sneeze - take a nap in a different spot every day - clip your nails in public - hide in a storm drain and abduct children 0303 0
Reposted by carolineAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 10/11/2024I’ve been on Bluesky for a while now and I’m glad a lot of new people are coming over from X, and if I had one tip for them it would be to get used to seeing drawings of beefy animals with dicks the size of Stanley tumblers. 831162932479 0
Reposted by carolineMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 11/11/2024God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked, The courage to say fuck it we ball, And the wisdom to know when we are so back 99133703909 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 09/11/2024downside of having Locals following me: can't skeet about my personal drama??? this is a very small city so if I talk shit about anybody odds are one of you probably knows them 010 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 09/11/2024my current take on the election (my thoughts have been developing by the hour) is that the ceiling isn't made of glass. that shit is fortified fucking concrete. like if a woman can't get more votes than a twice-impeached convicted felon, then a woman will never win the presidency. it's demoralizing. 130 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 08/11/2024did i get added to a new orleans list or smth? i've gotten like six new followers in the last 48 hours how tf did y'all find me 330 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 16/10/2024it's 65 degrees outside and rouses had lima beans in the hot food section. maybe there really is a god. 000 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 14/10/2024We're halfway through October where is the surprise 010 0
caroline @uncalivable.bsky.social · 13/10/2024my biggest issue with bluesky is that I keep seeing furry art against my will. I didn't ask for this!!!!! 010 0
