Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Like I needed another reason to fucking hate Metallica 010 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’m genetically predisposed to never get hangovers and be overweight. I’m here for a good time - not a long time. 060 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just watched a guy make a ring out of an mold impression of a butthole. God I love the internet! 040 0
Reposted by Areola GrandeDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Never apologize for sounding stupid, you’re surrounded by your peers 09731 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There is only one sex scene that matters and it’s Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas in Desperado 130 0
Reposted by Areola GrandeBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My current financial strategy is simply hoping a future version of me has money. 1734595 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m looking for a TC but is it BC here? Blue crush? Big cock? Before Christ? 241 0
Reposted by Areola GrandeLeggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In an ongoing effort to be the most insufferable creature you've ever encountered, I'm writing poetry now. 4264 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Guys, I’ve scheduled a haircut for tomorrow to get bangs. This is a cry for help. 190 0
Reposted by Areola GrandeDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you have a man tell him I said stfu 810940 0
Reposted by Areola GrandeSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven and turned my life into a living hell? 98043 0
Reposted by Areola GrandeDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hear me out. Muppet news anchors 2629274 0
Reposted by Areola GrandeDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026that wasn’t a yawn, it was a silent scream for help 07230 0
Reposted by Areola Grandealexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026rebranding cheese as HARD MILK 3539866 0
Reposted by Areola Grande😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 25/09/2026me: 🎤when i say i hate you say you ! I HATE crowd: YOU me: 🎤 I HATE crowd: YOU me: 🎤 YESSSS ME TOO BLESS I AM THE WORST crowd: *going absolutely wild* 1141 0
Reposted by Areola GrandeBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The only ring I’m ever putting on a man’s finger is my butthole. 2623248 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 22/07/202623 likes?! Guys, you better stop it before this goes to my head 050 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Never been so grateful to spend $350 on a garden to get $28 worth of produce but hey I won’t be shitting my pants 1344 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If you see me on the side of the road picking wild berries mind ya business 2131 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Watching Europeans discover ranch is giving me so much life 080 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Ok I am thoroughly enjoying all the Brit’s talking mad shit about America/Americans saying it’s actually really hot here and then they come and they are like ok it is really hot here lolllllll 130 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Put me in some motherfucking dm rooms! Yaaaayyyyy 040 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 20/04/2026One thing marriage has taught me is I make one hell of a husband 070 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Me, a person who loves coffee cake. Also me, a person who hates cinnamon rolls. 050 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 13/04/2026*me, a autoimmune girlie* What’s your drug of choice? -Prednisone 050 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 23/03/2026What if your favorite Hollywood actor was in the files what would you do?! Sean Astin would neverrrrrr 010 0
Reposted by Areola GrandeAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 09/03/2026BREAKING: Trump vows to invade Norway and take ALL of the Nobel Peace Prizes. 0113 0
Reposted by Areola Grandederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/03/2026me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58 442394866950 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Sometimes I do be buying grillo pickles to eat all the garlic bits 100 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Surprise surprise I moved again and I’m back in the NE. We are getting another storm and everyone ran out for groceries and I ran out for New Haven pizza 171 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 21/02/2026People who refuse to let ramp traffic merge - why are you in the right lane? 030 0
Reposted by Areola GrandeHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 05/02/2026On social media, you have to be funny all the time or nobody will love you, just like in real life. 7408 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Honestly, these last few years have kicked my ass and I’ve been hanging on by a thread. The only thing getting me through is repeating “it’s not perfect but it’s better than before” repeatedly all day - every day. 280 0
Reposted by Areola GrandeNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 09/12/2025All I want out of science is a strawberry that's the size of an apple 47424 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Is that a uncrustable in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 191 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 09/11/2025My kid asking for Mac and cheese every day. Me making Mac and cheese every day bc I also want Mac and cheese every day. 3171 0
Reposted by Areola GrandeCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 29/10/2025💁♀️🩷💅 1125432 0
Reposted by Areola GrandeDr Sean Travers @seanjetravers.bsky.social · 26/10/2025When someone suggests Halloween is for kids 0397 0
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Sometimes you just need to eat bread and butter pickles straight outta the jar 030 0
