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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Finally met 2 of my bosses daughters and one of them made me a picture :’)
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tristan just found 100 dollars in the ground wtf
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy shit for like a week I’ve been freaking out bc my doctor told me I tested positive for hepatitis c, just got the call saying it rarely happens, but turns out it was a FALSE POSITIVE which GOD IS REAL IM BUYING A LOTTERY TICKET
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I’m pretty sure careless whisper got us a $50 fine”
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nostalgia is so powerful, I literally can't go to sleep anymore without my Napoleon Bonaparte body pillow
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apparently the latest generation doesn't know what drinking out of the hose meant to my generation. When I tried to talk to them, they just gurgled and made cooing noises in their baby seat.
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
Fugazi is great gym music which seems obvious now
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Did you know that cinder blocks are cheap? I can get you one this weekend if you want, I buy them all the time” “Cool, I’ll drop it on my sister”
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Was talking to Tristan about how my mother thinks mixing gold and silver is tacky, and I was like “whatever mom” and this guy behind us just said “well, it is tacky”
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is an a b conversation c your way out of it
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you pray, lease pray for my friend Kevin. He’s having a really bad mental health night on top of being homeless. He believes in god, I know he would really appreciate it
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There’s this one kid in my class who stands up out of his chair whenever he gets called on or has a question. It’s awesome
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“I went on Coors field once!! It was because I got really lost, but still”
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“I can sell the FUCK out of a fishtank”
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“I went postal at the corndog fest and all I got was this insufferable rage”
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just had a family meeting about my mother’s death, found out I’m the medical power of attorney for our family. Then I got stung by a bee for the first time in my life
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“I have a dedicated pocket for goldfish”
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Doctors told my mom she doesn’t have long to live. She could go at any time
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Obviously
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Should I be narcan fairy for Halloween
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My mother needs open heart surgery and she’s already preparing for her own death… found this in the Amazon orders
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ty so much Johnny, it means a lot ♥️
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My roommate/ friend/ mentor/ lesbian mom died yesterday. I don’t know what to say right now, but she saved my life. I wish I could’ve done the same for her
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
hanging out with Jiminy Cricket's disgusting cousin Leminy Cockroach
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“I was diva cupping the shit out of my boxers”
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Dylan’s cat is named jinx and I get such a kick out of saying hi to her so it sounds like “high jinks”
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Spent the past 3 ish weeks staying up until 7/8am every night and god it was so hard waking up at 6 this morning
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Collin taught me how to shoot a BB gun and I’m really bad at it
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m not a touchy or cuddly person at all but whenever Tristan stays over we fall asleep holding hands like otters
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Got introduced to one of the new ta’s, but turns out I know her from skylark, she goes there all the time and is dating one of the djs Weird to have these 2 parts of my life blend. Weird to know that my new coworker has seen me drunk and smoking cigs
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“It smells like death” “It smells like a Payless”
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nikk @nikk.ca · 07/08/2026
she chucks woodchucks by the seashore
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Showing up to therapy in a prodigy t shirt and spending the whole hour talking about how I need a fire starter for my mood
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
One time my professor told a story about getting carjacked and mugged on the corner of 45th and federal in the 80’s and at the time I lived exactly on the corner of 45th and federal
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just found out my bf has thought loons were mythical creatures his entire life
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's very simple. I want to be invited to your group chat but I don't want to say anything. If the chat goes quiet I'll assume it's my fault. If everyone is having fun I'll feel left out. Don't speak to me or I'll get scared. If you don't speak to me I'll assume you're mad at me. Very simple
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go away 🦫 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you like enough of my tweets I will actually let you be my emergency contact and primary care physician
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My friend nick brought pool sticks in a case to skylark and I was like “are those your pool sticks?” And he was like “no it’s a gun” I laughed so hard so into the contacts it goes
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just got my period again even though I was just on it 4 days ago
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It was my true one time punk house experience and it was truly a fucking blast. I love the hardcore punk crowd. This is when I learned I loooove living with musicians so I can just hear like real ass live music and get to experience their passion
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I also loved poop house. Just a shit place right on federal with 5 of us crammed in there. The basement was that of disturbing nightmares and the walls were always wet. There were no windows. The basement was probably 7ft tall?
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Love telling people about certain places I lived and when stories from that time come up I often casually drop “oh yeah that was at poop house” And i get mixed reactions
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My go to library dvd sets were: monk, the twilight zone, Daria, the hardy boys (70’s), and also every single James Bond movie up until like 2010. I know it’s not a tv show but like I mean it. I have seen every single James Bond film
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My “best friend”/roommate hates me. AND I have cactus thorns inside my bra
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bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Why is it whenever I get high I break the fourth wall with anything I watch
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