bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Finally met 2 of my bosses daughters and one of them made me a picture :’) 010
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Holy shit for like a week I’ve been freaking out bc my doctor told me I tested positive for hepatitis c, just got the call saying it rarely happens, but turns out it was a FALSE POSITIVE which GOD IS REAL IM BUYING A LOTTERY TICKET 020
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️ ⛓️🌲🍀🌿🌾🥀🌵 🪿 🐓 ⛓️🌿🪴🥀☘️🌹🌱 ⛓️🌵🌳🌿🍀☘️🌳 🐓 ⛓️🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 🐓 🐓 ⛓️ 🐓 ⛓️ 🐇 🐓 ⛓️ 🐖 🪿 🐖 🐓 ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️ 030
Reposted by bugNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nostalgia is so powerful, I literally can't go to sleep anymore without my Napoleon Bonaparte body pillow 0112
Reposted by bugNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Apparently the latest generation doesn't know what drinking out of the hose meant to my generation. When I tried to talk to them, they just gurgled and made cooing noises in their baby seat. 071
Reposted by bugJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026Fugazi is great gym music which seems obvious now 2411
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Did you know that cinder blocks are cheap? I can get you one this weekend if you want, I buy them all the time” “Cool, I’ll drop it on my sister” 000
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Was talking to Tristan about how my mother thinks mixing gold and silver is tacky, and I was like “whatever mom” and this guy behind us just said “well, it is tacky” 020
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you pray, lease pray for my friend Kevin. He’s having a really bad mental health night on top of being homeless. He believes in god, I know he would really appreciate it 001
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There’s this one kid in my class who stands up out of his chair whenever he gets called on or has a question. It’s awesome 000
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“I went on Coors field once!! It was because I got really lost, but still” 000
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“I went postal at the corndog fest and all I got was this insufferable rage” 010
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Just had a family meeting about my mother’s death, found out I’m the medical power of attorney for our family. Then I got stung by a bee for the first time in my life 001
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Doctors told my mom she doesn’t have long to live. She could go at any time 010
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My mother needs open heart surgery and she’s already preparing for her own death… found this in the Amazon orders 000
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My roommate/ friend/ mentor/ lesbian mom died yesterday. I don’t know what to say right now, but she saved my life. I wish I could’ve done the same for her 100
Reposted by bugalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026hanging out with Jiminy Cricket's disgusting cousin Leminy Cockroach 1122127
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Dylan’s cat is named jinx and I get such a kick out of saying hi to her so it sounds like “high jinks” 010
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Spent the past 3 ish weeks staying up until 7/8am every night and god it was so hard waking up at 6 this morning 000
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Collin taught me how to shoot a BB gun and I’m really bad at it 000
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I’m not a touchy or cuddly person at all but whenever Tristan stays over we fall asleep holding hands like otters 000
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Got introduced to one of the new ta’s, but turns out I know her from skylark, she goes there all the time and is dating one of the djs Weird to have these 2 parts of my life blend. Weird to know that my new coworker has seen me drunk and smoking cigs 000
Reposted by buglittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Showing up to therapy in a prodigy t shirt and spending the whole hour talking about how I need a fire starter for my mood 2584
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 06/08/2026One time my professor told a story about getting carjacked and mugged on the corner of 45th and federal in the 80’s and at the time I lived exactly on the corner of 45th and federal 000
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Just found out my bf has thought loons were mythical creatures his entire life 000
Reposted by bugmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It's very simple. I want to be invited to your group chat but I don't want to say anything. If the chat goes quiet I'll assume it's my fault. If everyone is having fun I'll feel left out. Don't speak to me or I'll get scared. If you don't speak to me I'll assume you're mad at me. Very simple 316938
Reposted by buggo away 🦫 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026If you like enough of my tweets I will actually let you be my emergency contact and primary care physician 1412
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My friend nick brought pool sticks in a case to skylark and I was like “are those your pool sticks?” And he was like “no it’s a gun” I laughed so hard so into the contacts it goes 000
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Just got my period again even though I was just on it 4 days ago 000
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Love telling people about certain places I lived and when stories from that time come up I often casually drop “oh yeah that was at poop house” And i get mixed reactions 110
Reposted by bugthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211336646
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My go to library dvd sets were: monk, the twilight zone, Daria, the hardy boys (70’s), and also every single James Bond movie up until like 2010. I know it’s not a tv show but like I mean it. I have seen every single James Bond film 000
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My “best friend”/roommate hates me. AND I have cactus thorns inside my bra 000
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Why is it whenever I get high I break the fourth wall with anything I watch 000
bug @uglybug.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Midevil cats are drawn like that bc it’s not like they can get the cat to stay still for long and it’s not like they could just look up a photo 110
