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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every time I call out men who clearly hate women, someone says "you're being too hard on them." Never, throughout the history of time, have we been hard enough on men who hate women. That's literally the problem.
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Let the history books show that STUDENT reporters brought national attention to unchecked abuse. I hope that their cups and opportunities forever overfloweth.This is courage.
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District attorney reopens case of alleged Cornell University 'gang rape'
Prosecutors in central New York say they are reopening the case of alleged gang rape at a Cornell University fraternity.
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uberpinguin.bsky.social @uberpinguin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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uberpinguin.bsky.social @uberpinguin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Suggestions?
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 08/08/2026
Dunno. I mean, I've told it to people, but I'm not sure I've told it in a public forum. It's a good one. Makes me cackle. I heard it from one of the people Lynch leaned on the hardest on that film, the guy who tracked down the warehouse space in Northridge that Lynch rented as a "soundstage." (1/10)
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Juvenyle Chylde @juvenylechylde.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Toe or fava, we can all appreciate the beans
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If you want a "Trump cancelled a gov't program that made this outbreak worse" thing to be mad about, there's a much better one! Trump's FDA + Congress cancelled a program that actually WAS going to allow rapid ID of where outbreaks came from. www.marlerblog.com/case-news/ta...
Screenshot from Bill Marler letter. "...Which is precisely why the Food Traceability Rule matters. FSMA Section 204 requires lot-level records at every critical tracking event and delivery of those records to FDA in a standard electronic format within 24 hours. It was supposed to be in force on January 20 of this year. FDA proposed pushing it to July 2028, and Congress made that stick. Had it been operating, the 27-state distribution list and the real names behind those eight codes [customer codes that Taylor Farm listed in their recall letter] would have been in FDA's hands in a day- in May. Instead we got them in the third week of July, from a corporate website, as abbreviations."
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
We can take economists seriously if and only if they can identify whether a wildly unprofitable machine what keeps harming vulnerable people, is a good thing or a bad thing to base half your economy on
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is a *fantastic* video that explains exactly WTF is going on with Taylor Farms and how tracing works TLDR: - they are responsible - the false positive was only on one of several samples - it’s difficult to test parasites - there may still be other sources - Taylor Farms is being shady AF
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
fields. Instead, he apparently laced into the company. According to the Financial Times, Eggers told the staff:

“The effect of ChatGPT on educators’ lives is catastrophic. Whether you intended to do it or not, you’ve made every teacher’s life infinitely more difficult than it was two years ago. So, just let that settle in… If students are using it to compose, which is the biggest tragedy of all, they’ll never learn to write. And their voice is stolen from them. They’ll never have the ability to say their truth and tell their own story. And that’s silencing an entire generation or two.”
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Juvenyle Chylde @juvenylechylde.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is there a polite way to tell someone, "it's not cute or fashionable to be socially clueless in this political climate"?
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 17/07/2026
All of the hate on social media for Elliott Page is probably hard for my transmasc friends right now so this is a transmasc appreciation thread. I love you boys so much. Thank you for being you.
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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I saw The Odyssey and boy, I’d sure love to know what Christopher Nolan was smoking when he came up with THAT story!
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mkb @michellekb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
hey uh, this says someone employed by for-profit concentration-camp operator GEO Group ***shot protesters*** at the ICE detention center in Aurora, CO last night
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Juvenyle Chylde @juvenylechylde.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There's a lot of, "This is the darkest timeline" and "This is the dumbest timeline" falling out of countless mouths. The problem is, this is the only timeline we've got. We're stuck here. We have to fix this, here and now, because it is the only reality we will ever touch.
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uberpinguin.bsky.social @uberpinguin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Seems like it's mostly about _appearing_ hospitable while _actually_ being catty and cruel but in a passive aggressive plausibly deniable way
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Fergi Jo Lisa 🏳️‍🌈 👻💀🎃 @lolafaglana.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
None of this makes me sad. Not even sorry.
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Juvenyle Chylde @juvenylechylde.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nothing destroys faith in a god like Republican "Christians."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
this is why "and you're surprised?" is one of the top 5 most infuriating online responses to sharing upsetting news. surprise is not the only emotion, and it's not the only factor that makes something worth drawing attention to. it's weird to pretend being blasé about horror equals moral superiority
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 05/07/2026
I almost choked I was laughing so hard
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In class we were talking about how cats teach themselves to hunt around their collar bells, and this dude followed that up with "well you know how Santa has those reindeer covered in those bells, right?"
and what he going for was "the bells on cat collars are the same that reindeer are pictured wearing"
But what */* heard was "Santa's Reindeer are predator animals that are covered in bells for our protection" and let me tell you I did not appreciate that.

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Just hear those slay bells jingling.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
@emiboz.bsky.social is phenomenal.
All of this rage was once hope. 

A bunny and a wolf sitting side by side watching a fire.
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Mary (geographile) @geographile.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Damn Colbert is a treasure. He very knowingly and intentionally played Linus and Lucy on the air, and the copyright holder joyfully got a fine out of CBS for it and then donated it to World Central kitchen. www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
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Stephen Colbert's Unauthorized Use of Vince Guaraldi's 'Peanuts' Music Leads to Donation
The owners of Vince Guaraldi’s music reached a licensing agreement with CBS over Stephen Colbert playing 'Peanuts' music during final ‘The Late Show.’
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 29/06/2025
You wanted stickers, you got stickers! And a dollar from each purchase goes to Trans Lifeline! topatoco.com/collections/...
"Our Joy is a Sword" sticker pack
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Tsaiberia @tsaiberia.blacksky.app · 02/06/2026
Care for others takes many forms. Look out for each other out there.
A riff on the "More You Know" graphic from Saturday morning cartoon PSAs

The rainbow is the progress pride flag stretched out and ending in a red brick.
Block text over reads "Remember Your Roots"
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy Pride Eve to all the people who are about to paraphrase this tweet from 2022 or repost it with my name removed as if it’s a thought they just had themselves
a screencap of a 2023 Instagram post from Jamila Jameel with over 1500 likes (including Billy Porter!!) it has a progress Pride flag striped background behind a screencap of my old tweet which reads 

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@clairewillett
for pride month this year can straight people focus less on "love is love" and more on "queer and trans people are in danger"
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 02/06/2025
Why not kick off Pride by reading my comic Dark Science? It's about cyborg lesbians solving cosmic mysteries and destroying capitalism! dresdencodak.com
Kim Ross and Xiaoling Chavez from Dark Science engaging in Homosexual Activities
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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A spotify playlist of various artists where all songs are either “running up that hill” or “rolling down the hill”
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
most of the time when people say things like "technofeudalism" or "serfdom" to talk about modern conditions, I would urge you to consider instead the "company town."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"
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uberpinguin.bsky.social @uberpinguin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The nuclear family is a recent invention. It wasn't a thing for most of even modern history.
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Juvenyle Chylde @juvenylechylde.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"I don't support is polyamory. Why do so many people have no respect for the nuclear family?" Because no one can afford to live on a single salary, anymore. And no, skipping your cold brews and lattes will not change that. Skipping a $5 drink a day won't make these rents magically affordable.
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Juvenyle Chylde @juvenylechylde.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I really think that it's fairly obvious that patriarchy breeds the dehumanizing behavior towards others, particularly (but not exclusively) women & female presenting people, that's directly at fault for the majority of sexual assaults that are perpetrated, as well as the mad injustice in sentencing.
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Nessie @lakedwellernessie.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Our dog Miki just got into some medicine she SUPER shouldn't have, is hospitalized, and the vet bill alone is more than all of our combined savings. We need all the help we can possibly get with her care so we can bring her home safe and sound. www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...
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Donate to Help Support Miki's Recovery After Medication Poisoning, organized by Nessa Keaney
We're raising money to handle an unexpected vet emergency. Our be… Nessa Keaney needs your support for Help Support Miki's Recovery After Medication Poisoning
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Juvenyle Chylde @juvenylechylde.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Republican politicians: 😭😭😭 I don't like this game! I can't win, playing by the rules. People don't want to pick me because I'm an unappealing, selfish prick who goes against their interests. I know! I'll rig the game so that I can win! I don't need to represent the people, just myself.
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uberpinguin.bsky.social @uberpinguin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Pete Davidson: This Is All True on SNL
Alt: Pete Davidson: This Is All True on SNL
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 10/05/2026
A good cautionary tale for when someone claims that trusting data analysis done with an LLM is good because it’s “objective.” In this example, Copilot apparently decided to ignore the data it was given and just run with all the subconscious biases its (human-made) training data inevitably gave it.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day
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Juvenyle Chylde @juvenylechylde.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I'm so sick of hearing "gay" used as an insult by whinging, alpha-bro boys and men. Reframe? Gay: Man enough to take it up the a$$... And like it. Man enough to take it hard... And fvcking love it, bro!
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 05/05/2026
Fashion tips from nature. A very old comic that I still really like.
A comic called Fashion Tips from Nature. A dress with a monarch butterfly pattern is shown next to a dress with a viceroy pattern, with text that says "Poisonous? Share the news with bold stripes. Or coordinate with a toxic friend!" An owl moth with eyespots is shown next to shoes with eyespots on the toes, with text "Keep your dates on their toes with these terrifying eyespots." A row of tank tops are shown with text "These classic looks are timeless and practical." There's a leaf patterned one, a bark one, a bird poop one with a giant swallowtail caterpillar, and a tank top with a false head on it next to a hairstreak. A polo shirt with a yellow inflatable air sac is shown next to a greater prairie chicken and text that says "inflatable air sacs keep you party-ready." A hat with incredibly long king of saxony bird of paradise plumes is shown with text "Amaze your crush with your ability to sport this style, yet still move and find food."
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Juvenyle Chylde @juvenylechylde.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Heard right-wing men saying that marriage means you don't need permission to access your wife's body. Being married makes you 1 thing, therefore accesses open. Hear that, Christian ladies? You don't need his consent, apparently. His body is yours, now. Time to strap up. (See how stupid that sounds?)
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 27/04/2026
Just a reminder that the adult behind Axe Cop (although the kid is probably an adult now too) is a card-carrying fascist. He was the director of The Babylon Bee (the right-wing 'alternative' to the Onion) for years and then moved on to the Daily Wire (Ben Shapiro's operation).
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Juvenyle Chylde @juvenylechylde.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Okay, wait... Scott Baculum. #actorsasbones
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.
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