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Ty Schalter

@tyschalter.com
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Professional writer and talker; sports things & nerd stuff. Feature journalism, NFL analysis, books & stories, and my podcast about old video game magazines: @funfactorpod.com. Partnerships director @rankmivote.bsky.social. He/him. #ADHD

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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 9h
oh, ha ha, lots of people noticed that last night (search his name)!
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 11h
😭😭😭
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 12h
right? like in 2012, most new authors online were like, “i write book, but how book get on shelf so money??” now if you’re on bsky & interested in going trad, the hoops you’re supposed to properly jump through for a pitch contest are no simpler than for the query you’ll still have to write anyway
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 12h
There are no shortcuts in cold-pitching agents debut novels anymore. There just aren’t, I’m sorry
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 12h
🙏🙏🙏 thank you sir! and in equally utter honesty, i hope you know how huge you and laura have been in demystifying and improving that process for so many
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 12h
a decade ago these were supposed to help new/marginalized/underrepresented writers shortcut around the iykyk-driven trad-publishing pipeline now they’re just “cool, thank you, now please go back to the mouth of the pipeline”
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 12h
fully and truly wishing the very best of luck to all the authors participating in the [intentionally unnamed by me] pitch event today, but i genuinely do not get the point of these in 2026
A like from an agent = a query request

please see each agent's individual submission guidelines before querying

A repost from an editor = interest in submission once you've signed with an agent

these editors do NOT take unagented submissions
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 13h
yes!!
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 16h
Most TV is just this now.
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 14h
yeah it pretty explicitly accused people of lying (and about those telling the truth: “if you care to live in a silo, rent is free.”) meanwhile the article you linked above carefully unpacked how many recent chart monsters were also huge cultural phenomena and still reached non-pop-radio-listeners
With incessant news coverage alongside chart and playlist presence, it’s pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance on this one. Perhaps there is a deeper reason why people say they haven’t heard the song and feel the need to make it known: cultural cachet.
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 14h
this was excellently done! but it didn’t address the most heated aspect of the discourse: the article accusing everyone saying they hadn’t heard “texas” of lying for anti-country clout (even though many who did also wondered about at least one of this article’s points while doing so)
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 15h
mikey madison stole a plate from dinner and nobody noticed
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
he’s supposed to have washboard *abs*
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
third way figured out dems should stop attacking trans people? third way?!
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
wait wait wait you ranked all the teams based on their power??
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
yyyyeah lololol
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
also hgh* ** *** *allegedly **in minecraft ***but also definitely
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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The players shouldn't have to be in the kind of position that necessitates them making a request like this and a coach lying to them about the player whose life he helped end should mean a whole lot more than what they've had to be brave enough to ask.
September 28, 2006
page 10
The next day we were told by Coach Powers that he had "good news." Matthew would be fine, was being slowly weaned off of sedation, and that all his organ functions were okay (however, Coach Powers made no mention of Matthew's brain function or status), and we practiced
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
i’m sorry, man. take care of yourself. all my best.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FTR, as a reporter the story reads like the writers are trying to give their murdered colleague's side of things as much as they feel they can. I'm sure it was an incredibly hard story to write and their sympathies are likely with their colleague, but it is NYT and there are conventions to uphold.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a survivor reading between the lines of this very carefully written story it sounds like Jonathan McKinsey was a trans man in an abusive and controlling marriage who was targeted for violence repeatedly by his ex-wife and her parents and eventually murdered. But as a reporter? I can't be sure.
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Couple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)
Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76.
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
oof, lol, yes—and this story is so clearly awful in so many ways, misrepresenting it/the coverage is the last thing we all need
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
yeah as nothing relevant to the story except a married father and journalist, reading between the lines i was like “😬😬😬 there’s a lot of horrible shit between these lines, i need to learn more before i say anything”
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
pfffffft
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
we have simply got to go back to reading articles before we post about them #READTVRN
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
no they didn’t? they put it several grafs down, but they didn’t exclude it
Mr. McKinsey was a transgender man and accused his wife, Candice Jang, and his in-laws of abusing him because of his identity, according to his filing for a restraining order in December 2025. He said his mother-in-law called him and one of his sons a “pervert” and a “monster” after the boy tried on dresses, and he accused his father-in-law of punching him in the chest while he was recovering from double mastectomy surgery in 2010.
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
it really is!!
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
torn between tagging rax and somehow making sure she never sees this
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
lmfao
matt.j.robb

Regarding the lowball offer situation. It accepted an offer of $600 and sent out my address to a buyer to come collect the item after I strictly set a minimum of $700 with Muse. The Meta team informed me this was an error on their end which caused a display issue removing the '7' from the output to the buyer. And with it stating "Sounds good, 00 it is!" after the buyer asked for $600 it made it look to the buyer like his offer was accepted. 3/4
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
oh jalen, no. buddy
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
he aimed at hurts’s inside shoulder with his shoulder
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
wheeeeeeeew case keenum with the old-man savvy. that 12-o’-clock pump fake, sidearm throw around the leaping rusher was just 😙👌
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
kind of agree, especially when such care was taken to make it a clean hit
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
we came so close to a full ginger revival: having cooper rush, carson wentz, and andy dalton all playing in the same week in 2026
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 29/09/2026
jalen hurts just got doored. my word
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 28/09/2026
Um, holy crap. Y'all. Thanks to everyone who's donated so far, we've passed enough to cover the costs for the initial assessment and undoing the damage the original repair guy did! You're amazing. If you've ever enjoyed my CRT pics, and have the bandwidth, toss a coin to your Witcher.
A photograph of Lunar: Eternal Blue Complete on a CRT.A photograph of Saga Frontier 2 on a CRT.A photograph of Castlevania 4 on a CRT.A photograph of Chrono Trigger on a CRT.
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 28/09/2026
incredible!!
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sam @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026
remarkably quick journey from "do I need WhatsApp so I can communicate safely" to "do I need to take WhatsApp off my phone and factory reset it so I can communicate safely"
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Dr Vanessa @hpsvanessa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh my goodness, it CAN be done!
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FunFactor Podcast @funfactorpod.com · 28/09/2026
Y'all! Aidan needs your help! He's been sharing his PVM photos for a long time, but now the monitor needs some serious repair work, and he's raising funds to cover the cost. If you've enjoyed his CRT photos, or just like FF and want to help out, consider throwing a couple bucks in the hat! Thanks!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What was your favorite moment of the JJ McCarthy era in Minnesota?
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Mia Tsai says buy her books @itsamia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember, before you watch yourself, you must shake it fast. And after watching yourself, you must shake it fast again to show me what you're working with.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 28/09/2026
Not to be confused with Weighted Grins Above Replacement, or GwAR.
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 28/09/2026
this lmao
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that might be the most fun sporting event i have ever attended. 35 fouls, nine yellows, a red, a winner in the ninth minute of nine in stoppage time, some messi magic. 10/10 MLS is immortal.
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 28/09/2026
extremely!!
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