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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 22h
Most snack mixes have at least one piece in there that sucks. Dot's snack mix stands out for bravely not having a piece that sucks
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
C'mon man, I'm drunk
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aww fuck he got me
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Weird the AI didn’t catch that
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only authority figure my generation trusted
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know what's a great book to read if you like crying your whole entire face off? Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt by Ben Reeves
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=7zok... RIP Mr. Belding
youtube.com
Dirty Heads - Vacation (Official Video)
YouTube video by Better Noise Music - ALT
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Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP Mr. Belding.
rollingstone.com
Dennis Haskins, Principal Belding on 'Saved by the Bell,' Dead at 75
Dennis Haskins, who played Principal Belding on 'Saved by the Bell,' has died at age 75.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline. Comic book villainy.
wsj.com
Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
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Derek Fox @partialobserver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maverick. Icon. Theologian.
John Calvin meme template from Faine, with superimposed text: “Nothing comes between me and my predestination.”
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Much to my surprise, "John le Carré" is a pseudonym, and he's not actually French—he's English. His real name is John The Car.
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
here's a duck who is ready for fall!
Simple black and white cartoon drawing of a duck in profile, dots for eyes. Maybe a slight smile. They are wearing a cozy sweater and boots or something. They are concealing a gun behind them
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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
EXCUSE ME???
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Adventures in Cat: first she grabbed the hand holding my coffee mug, spilling hot coffee all over me, her, and everything else. THEN she jumped up sideways and used her powerful hind legs to kick open the porch door, almost knocked over my coffee part 2 in the process
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ohhh you know what, I just figured this out. It's for the grandparents who don't want the grandkids' stuff to ruin the aesthetic
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Same energy
Cartoon character Jay Sherman, from The Critic
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Sea Otter Awareness Week!
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 21/09/2026
you think it's a coincidence that the most evil and corrupt people alive want you to believe that trans people are the real problem?
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I refuse to make this any less complicated
A draft post as follows:

*Mark Twain, F Scott Fitzgerald, and Jack London doing competing elevator pitches as I punch the door button repeatedly*
Mark: what if a boy had a raft
Scott: what if a man had a party
Jack: what if a dog had a job
Mark: what if the boy is a rascal
Scott: what is the man is a fraud
Jack: what if the dog can commune with fire
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All these answers are wrong, it's Crescent Dragonwagon
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The supervillain governor from Futurama atop a stole Mt. Rushmore
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The supervillain governor from Futurama atop a stole Mt. Rushmore
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This might be my favorite possession now
The black title page of the new book THE ART OF GRAVITY FALLS, by Alex Hirsch and Rob Renzetti, features line drawings of the Pines family, Bill Cipher, and Waddles
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 17/09/2026
"transgender ideology" is a phrase that should be treated with the same revulsion as "woke mind virus"
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just...nobody tell her, ok? Please, guys, be cool
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Elon Green wrote an excellent book about this, called THE MAN NOBODY KILLED
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OK, but have you considered cheesy garlic breadsticks drizzled with sriracha ranch
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letithappenalreadymama @pnutsmama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i’m not a teen but i too could improve my mood with a smol donkey fren
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pen and watercolor. Two fools wander through an open field. The tall one dressed in a carrot costume and the short one dressed in an apple costume. Their hands are out to their sides to maintain balance. Carrot speaks, “You feel the ground shaking?” In the distance, we see a massive herd of wild horses thundering towards them. Hooves pound the ground racing to carrot and apple. By the time our boys realize their mistake it could be too late. Where are they going? Why wander dressed as horse treats? Things to consider. Artist’s note: Most of my drawings are black & white and I tend to use color sparingly. Hilary Knight, the illustrator of the Eloise books, is a big influence on both my linework and color use.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Stars Share Their Favorite Fall Fashion Secrets theonion.com/stars-share-their-favo…
Zendaya
“Wear sturdy overalls in case you happen upon a cranberry bog in desperate need of harvesting.”Charles Melton
“Belt.”Sandra Bullock
“I have a T-shirt that says ‘Eggs For Dinner’ and I think I’m going to wear that every day for a while.”Dwayne Johnson
“I like those hats with propellers on them.”
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The Wicker Amber @elementalamber.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's incredible how formative Handey was for my sense of humor.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm sorry, a free what of what?
Costco ad seen at the store: 1 free Bucket of Mayonnaise with your first online order
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got to pet a big slobbery bulldog named Bucket today
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Barron's last week versus Barron's this week
The cover of last week's Barron's newspaper proclaims "NO END IN SIGHT: The AI bubble is unlikely to burst anytime soon. We break it down"The cover of this week's Barron's says "Growth Without AI: 8 Stock Picks. These companies can double their earnings—and they don't depend on artificial intelligence." The teeny tiny print at the top says "THE AI DOOMERS MAY HAVE A POINT"
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All my cis homies, we can do better
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy #caturday from Calzone
A black and white cat exposing her belly
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hup
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Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am fucking wheezing right now
The Three Stooges official account honoring 9/11
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 11/09/2024
Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)
ON TV TONIGHT (columns for 8:00, 9:00, 10:00)

ABC: Attack On America
America Attacked
America In Crisis
America Still In Crisis

NBC:
A Nation Looks Around For Someone To Hit
America On The Verge Of Flying Off The Handle
America's Time Of Trial: Who Fucking Wants Some? You? Do You? How 'Bout You?

CBS
Dan Rather's 83rd Straight Hour On The Air
Dan Rather Seriously Loses His Shit
Medicating Dan Rather

BET
Wartime At The Apollo
Tavis Smiley Presents: Terrorists Strike America-The
White Man Finds Somebody Else To Fear And Demonize For A Change

MTV
The 100 Greatest, But, In Light Of Recent Events, Not As Important As Being Good To Our Loved Ones, Videos Of All Time
Yo! MTV Extends Its Condolences
Talking To Blink 182 About The Tragedy
Carson Daly In Way Over His Head

Lifetime
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls

History
Last Tuesday In History
Two Weeks Ago, As Told By Those Who Lived It
Last Tuesday In History (rerun)
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shout out to the college radio kids for playing Take Me Out today
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letithappenalreadymama @pnutsmama.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
with alt text: the image of donald trump in the 80’s reclined on a bed in a white bathrobe- now superimposed over two strong young firemen, carrying him away from the bed
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well,
Me, grinning beside the burgundy 1969 MG MGB GT that my husband bought me
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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My phone just autocorrected "hoodie" to "Hoodia." I had to look it up. It's a leafless African succulent that I apparently left in my car
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