The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 1hstatic.klipy.comSouth Park: We Can Do Better Than This Squirrelly SquirrelALT: South Park: We Can Do Better Than This Squirrelly Squirrel 040
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelaFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want. 1556793
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelaJames Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.) 9550862064
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelaRebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't know anything about what this is about but wanted to shout out "I have little time in everyday life for idiocy" as a superb response to racist complaints like this 411716
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 21hApropos of nothing, I just remembered how my sophomore year of college that it was huge news that Cornell had 6 suicides in one winter and their answer was not to address student mental health but to be like "well winter in NY is depressing" and install nets and fences on all the gorge bridges 070
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 23hBro looks like his favorite flavor of crayon is burnt sienna 050
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I love when you stop taking a medication and a bunch of other weird minor maladies go away and you realize it was causing more trouble than it was helping 2120
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelaDirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer 121617332
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026okay someone tell me to log off and go to bed, I need to stop posting and today I successfully procrastinated my way into making tomorrow me miserable 230
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The thing about frats is, they don't have to suck. I realize my experience was an outlier but for my junior/senior years of college I only went to one frat to party because they made a point of not being shitheads and making people feel safe 140
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my favorite part of having a guy best friend is when after the first time I refer to him in a story to a new person, they immediately ask why we aren't dating 🙄 and then when I say we're just friends they ask if he's gay 🙄🙄 sorry you're incapable of interacting platonically with the opposite gender! 380
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As a marketer, I cannot stress enough that you need to run every single graphic past 1) a woman, 2) a minority, and 3) a 12 year old boy 6233
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They don't see hobbies as something you do for fun and enjoyment but as a status symbol, something you "win" at so you can show others 2112
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Accurate, which is why I fully expect to hear it on a work call by the end of the week 140
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelaMatt Kavanagh @mattkavanagh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My neighbor told me his AI company keep eating all his investors’ capital so I asked how much capital he has and he said he just goes to the market and gets more capital so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding institutional investors to AI then his CFO started crying. 310945
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Took a knife skills class tonight and learned I am bad at cutting things but somewhat improved! The grip advice helped and I need to get my knife sharpened 270
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelaMark Gongloff @markgongloff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fuck right off 1376
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelaDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 119939
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Someone on Reddit said Ollie's was still getting Joanne's liquidation yarn so I went to check today. They did not have any yarn but I got to see what Home Goods would look like if it was run by meth heads 150
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelaLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Florida figured it out? 623045
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think this guy's gas should be $20 a gallon, personally 180
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 28/09/2026extremely irritating to discover that there is likely A Pill That Could Fix Me but it's levothyroxine and no doctor thinks my bloodwork/symptoms are enough to warrant it 110
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The person who wrote that article lives in Nashville. Girl, go north of Pennsylvania for once in your life and you will understand that yes, there are many people unfamiliar with a country song no matter how popular it is 1101
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelaJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 73666452
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Before I really knew my best friend, I wound up giving a ride home to him, a good friend of mine, and a HS friend of theirs I had just met. I had a 2 door car and he was sitting behind me. Friend I had just met was next to me, not being coy about trying to get me to drop him off last and come inside 150
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akacheladaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"so did you listen to that texas song?" "no no I said I love 'cunty' music" 1375
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelacait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 1280676
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I really don't want to be a Karen but some group of cherry glassblower fuckos have decided to make the highway outside my neighborhood their personal drag strip at midnight yet also 6am and I need it to fucking stop 270
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Finally watched the Mandalorian and Grogu. Brother may I have a crumb of plot?? Good lord it was all fights and shit 161
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yo dawg, I heard you like gas so I used gas to transport your gas so we could keep the flow of gas going 1121
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At the risk of admitting a little privilege here, since when did items at the DOLLAR store start costing $6 230
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelaMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026AI actress Tilly Norwood has released a new shirtless photo that reveals a totenkopf tattoo. I hope you're all ready for this whole song and dance again. 😞 942351
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've read two books from Dua Lipa's Service95 now and for someone who writes bubbly pop songs and lives life on vacation, she sure does read some incredibly depressing stuff lol 000
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 1323
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what do you mean there's nothing you can do about it. it's Texas. what do you all have guns for if not taking matters into your own hands 3131
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelaLuke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all 7459762005
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Someone didn't think this AI poster through 🐷😂 290
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026But what if your fetish is cheating on drug tests 070
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelaStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026The actors playing pedophiles in PRIMETIME being credited with just the screennames is so fucking funny 431076210
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelaLar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Frankly I'd be very impressed if an air pilot furry managed to pack his or her fursuit in those tiny carry ons they always use. 6753
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comNicolas Cage Points 'That Way' While SmokingALT: Nicolas Cage Points 'That Way' While Smoking 070
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Concert promoters will tell people to go huddle in their cars during active lightning and start a show hours late rather than cancel for weather. I call absolute shenanigans on this one 1150
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026going to a show tonight that I didn't realize was a Yonder pouch show 🙄 and they advise arriving early to get your phone locked up. why, so I can sit around for an hour doing fuck all without my phone? 150
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026RP with your home river 3162
The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026South Park turned out to be right because I have been on Smug Alert with my electric car ever since gas prices popped off 070
Reposted by The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachelaTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026lol 128116031949
