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Typing Gloves

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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 7h

So it seems like everyone who was at the Chrono Trigger orchestra performance tonight at the Garden is also on here

Me and my husband in front signs advertising the show. I have a frog dress on

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hell yeah I did

The cover of The Last Temptation of Beck by Josephine Riesman

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Look who's invisible

A black and white cat concealed inside a blue Wegmans bag laying on the floor

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If you insist

Miss Calzone, ready for her close-up

(A black and white cat with belly dramatically exposed)

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Same energy

Cartoon character Jay Sherman, from The Critic

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The supervillain governor from Futurama atop a stole Mt. Rushmore

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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The supervillain governor from Futurama atop a stole Mt. Rushmore

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This might be my favorite possession now

The black title page of the new book THE ART OF GRAVITY FALLS, by Alex Hirsch and Rob Renzetti, features line drawings of the Pines family, Bill Cipher, and Waddles

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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Barron's last week versus Barron's this week

The cover of last week's Barron's newspaper proclaims "NO END IN SIGHT: The AI bubble is unlikely to burst anytime soon. We break it down"

The cover of this week's Barron's says "Growth Without AI: 8 Stock Picks. These companies can double their earnings—and they don't depend on artificial intelligence." The teeny tiny print at the top says "THE AI DOOMERS MAY HAVE A POINT"

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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Happy #caturday from Calzone

A black and white cat exposing her belly

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dipper from Gravity Falls reading a mystery book in bed, holding a clicky pen and asking "BUT WHO STOLE THE CAPERS?"

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Right????

The long, shiny front end of a 1969 MG MGB GT

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Well,

Me, grinning beside the burgundy 1969 MG MGB GT that my husband bought me

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Post something random or you'll have an awful September

Someone else's cat in a plastic anti-biting mask. Couldn't be mine, no sir

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Exsanguinating Mother has made her eepy

A very tired black and white cat asleep on her carpeted pedestal

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

A rich lady gets back together with her ex.

DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE AS BORING AS POSSIBLE

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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Hmmmmm

An apocalyptic looking peachy colored sky

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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Rare vacation selfie

Me, a smiling white lady with glasses and a ponytail, in front of some Blue Ridge Mountains

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Here to report that the Blue Ridge Mountains still look nice

A pretty view of mountains and the valley below, with a windy road in the foreground

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Would you like your shower curtain to sink down in the middle of the rod? Buddy,

An inexplicably shaped shower rod in a hotel bathroom. There is no way to get the curtain to cover the width of the bar. Because of gravity

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

How can that be profitable for the Frito Lay corporation

Frito Lay Tostitos. Buy 2 get 4 free

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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Oh, good, it has a lighter now

A black and white cat clutching a Bic lighter to her chest

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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Afterglow, Green River, Wisconsin, by Thomas Moran. A landscape painting in a gilded frame on a mauve wall in the Fenimore Art Museum. I am not very good at describing paintings, sorry.

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Got in under the wire on National Doughnut Day with this beaut of a cannoli doughnut from wegs

A cannoli doughnut from Wegmans that, no lie, has a tiny cannoli on top. It is a yeasty doughnut filled with a Boston Kreme-like custard with a cheesy quality, covered in chocolate ganache and a tiny cannoli with little teeny tiny chocolate curls

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

tfw you are grooming Father

A toothy black and white cat licking her mouth while perched on the neck of a human male

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Why does @theonion.com have to call me out like this

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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

To use this tagline a year after The Phantom Menace came out is wild

The DVD cover of the special edition of the animated movie Titan A.E. The quote at the bottom says "This is the movie Star Wars fans have been waiting fir" -Hollywood Bytes

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

The vet: Try to keep Calzone from jumping up on things while she recovers from surgery Calzone:

A black and white cat walking on top of the clothes hangers in the closet

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

The most recent meme in your camera roll describes your current mental state.

A sad looking pink Muppet in a bonnet. Caption reads "Help."

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Linda Hamilton and Ron Perlman in Beauty and the Beast. She gazes at him longingly with 80s hair. He stares straight ahead as though he is very serious, but also a lion type dude

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Accidentally achieved Hypnohomer

A screenshot of my TV shows Homer Simpson with horizontal pupils, not unlike a goat's

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Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

How is it that my husband literally looks like this

A tall white man sitting on a brown couch. He is very handsome with a dark brown beard and mustache. He is cradling a young tuxedo cat named Calzone and they both look very happy

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

A black and white cat curled up like a cinnamon bun on top of some pillows

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Liza Minnelli as Lucille Austero in Arrested Development saying "IT'S HIS LOSS"

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Calzone got some new furniture

A wide-eyed tuxedo cat in the round barrel portion of her new carpeted cat perch

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Feets

A black and white kitten sleeping in a ball with her little feet as pillows. She has pink toe beans and is completely unbothered

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Got a cup of instant poha and it comes with a little wooden food shovel

A cup of extremely delicious MTR 3 Minute Breakfast with a little shovel to get it in your face hole

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Important information about my cat

A black and white paw with pink toe beans sticks under a door

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

WOW this fucking BOOK

A trade hardcover of MURDER BIMBO by Rebecca Novack. Dust jacket is black with the title in cartoonish pink font. Just below the title, an American flag lapel pin dripping blood. Above the title, a blurb reads "Murder Bimbo is Gone Girl for the Luigi Mangione era." —Catherine Lacey, author of Biography of X

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

The underside of a black and white cat stretched out all weird

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Happy Presidents Day to my president

A black and white cartoon image of Quentin Tremblay, the 8th 1/2 President of the United States. He never actually resigned, so technically,

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Think my cat's broken

Black and white kitten with ridiculous eyebrows, kinda sitting up and clinging to an arm in a navy blue sleeve, which she is chomping on. She has a little pink nose and toe beans. Her name is Calzone

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

First, let me just say that she did this to herself

A black and white cat inside a round green laundry basket. She looks surprised to be there, and her tongue is sticking out. She is holding a blue spring in her paws. Her name is Calzone and she's a dumb dumb

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

I think she likes it here

Black and white kitten chomping on a man's sock while he is wearing it. Calzone what are you doing

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Presenting to the skyline, Miss Cheesy Calzone

A black and white kitten laying on her side with a catnip toy clutched in her front paws and her mouth biting down on it. She is very fierce and her tail has a white tip

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Hmmm

Screenshot shows my word is "mortifying"

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Looking for a cat to adopt? May I interest you in Big Baby Pudding Snatcher

A handsome black male domestic shorthair cat with striking green eyes. He is 3 years and one month old, good with cats, and his name is Big Baby Pudding Snatcher

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Kind of cheating, but seeing the Exploring Calvin and Hobbes exhibit at the Fenimore Art Museum was the highlight of my year

A wall with quotes from Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."

"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."

"I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up."

At the bottom, Calvin, a blonde six-year-old boy, rests on Hobbes, his tiger and best friend. Hobbes has his arm around Calvin, and they are both asleep.

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Can't believe I forgot to post pile of tiny turtles

A big pile of teeny tiny turtles in an aquarium. They are mostly under a year old

Typing Gloves @typinggloves.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Went to Lamberton Conservatory on a date and saw some cool stuff

A tableau of desert plants with a bleached cow skull

Some pretty lil flowers that look like they're blushing

A tortoise, name of Frank

Some nubbly flowers. Nature is neat