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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lmao www.instagram.com/reel/DeKFGDF...
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Levi Checketts @lchecketts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m always baffled reading British posts. Didn’t they invent English? Why are they so bad at it?
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Jacobin @jacobinmag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amazon has long been synonymous with workplace surveillance. With the introduction of “smart delivery glasses,” the logistics giant may soon ensure that not a moment of its drivers’ time on the clock will go unwatched.
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Amazon Is Perfecting Total Surveillance of Its Workforce
Amazon has long been synonymous with workplace surveillance. With the introduction of “smart delivery glasses,” the logistics giant may soon ensure that not a moment of its drivers’ time on the clock will go unwatched.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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Jacobin @jacobinmag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Since the fall of the Soviet Union, the US government, across Republican and Democratic administrations alike, has been slowly dismantling what was once the most generous asylum system in the world.
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Who Killed Asylum?
Since the fall of the Soviet Union, the US government, across Republican and Democratic administrations alike, has been slowly dismantling what was once the most generous asylum system in the world.
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THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 28/09/2026
“Same goes for the claims that these companies are already profitable… [essentially] the companies are claiming that they are so cool that their profitability can only be measured using a novel, secret form of mathematics.” www.thenerve.news/p/cory-docto...
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Cory Doctorow: AI’s big beasts aren’t really scared of their products. They’re scared of their competition
The US giants would love to stop battling each other and be protected from China – and they might have hit on just the narrative to make that possible, writes our tech columnist
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HE DID THE BRAD WING TAUNT AND BRAD WING IS IN THE BUILDING
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026
Miami and UConn. This is called a UConn fumble, Miami recovery. But then the Miami player hands the ball to the UConn player. UConn ball.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 22/09/2026
yep www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/private-sc...
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Private Schools Are Bad for Society
The starting point for any honest discussion.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chase Bank Hit with Space Laser — Alex Schaefer, 2024
Painting of an exploding suburban bank branch. A beam is shooting straight down from the sky into the bank.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ICE abducted a WBB player while she was traveling with her Kentucky State team in early August at Louisville airport. She has been imprisoned for 1.5 months and denied care for a serious ACL injury. It is the responsibility of universities and the NCAA to protect their players. They have failed.
Aminata Seck, 26, a student-athlete at Kentucky State University, was arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at the Louisville Muhammad Ali International Airport while traveling with her school's basketball team Aug. 7, said Sadiqa Reynolds, a lawyer helping coordinate Seck's case.

Seck's team was headed to New York for a tournament, and she was taken into custody after going through airport security, said Reynolds, former president and CEO of the Louisville Urban League.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
blatantly stealing a stat posted by ESPN elsewhere: Teams are now 1,046-2 over the last 20 seasons when leading with the ball in the final 10 seconds of regulation. the losses —NC State today —Michigan in the "trouble with the snap" game
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Ennui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch theonion.com/dad-races-outside-to-w…
Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch
‘That’s Gotta Be 40 Or 50 Cubic Feet,’ He Estimates
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there he is, the child that we must all promise not to refer to as The Savior of American Soccer or The American Messi
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 16/09/2026
These numbers reflect the disparities that have always been there in college sports. But those disparities didn't lead to calls for equal spending caps ..... until some of the money started going to athletes, rather than just coaches, admins, and construction companies. You see how that looks, right
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 15/09/2026
Beside the point but Ed Sheeran apparently had like 27 opening acts. People showing up at 11 am for the Ed Sheeran show
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Rock Concert,” a painting by Soviet rock legend Viktor Tsoi
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the super bowl should work like mlb hall of fame voting does, where every few years they decide that no one will play in it. they'll still have the broadcast and everything, but the broadcast booth will fill three hours with "well you know, the super bowl is really hard to get to"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Iowa linemen dropped the damn trophy
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lol my buddy just sent me another angle and it's somehow even more ridiculous
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Alliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker. @gunviolenceticker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A large group of medieval knights ride in formation on horseback through an open field. The leader of the pack warns the group of a log in their path as his horse jumps over the obstacle. “Log,” he yells. This starts a chain of “logs” as each rider yells “log” so everyone is aware of the log. Their strong communication and teamwork likely results in all of the riders avoiding the log safely. Artist’s note: simple yet sloppy line work and elite composition make this piece a core work in pants art history.
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My latest piece @thenation.com "We Can’t Let the Kaepernick Era Be Erased From History." *Critics say the Black Lives Matter movement in sports went too far. It didn’t go far enough, and the backlash has been brutal** www.thenation.com/article/soci...
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We Can’t Let the Kaepernick Era Be Erased From History
Critics say the Black Lives Matter movement in sports went too far. In reality, it didn’t go far enough, and the backlash to it has been brutal.
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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the dumbest boy alive @typicaliconoclast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
by the year 2050 every sporting event will end with both teams retreating to locker rooms and waiting 20-30 minutes for lawyers to re-litigate the entire game and decide who really won.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 07/09/2026
Jesus Christ: after a recent ruling by the Eighth Circuit that allowed Act 372 to take effect, an Arkansas county has banned all children from checking out any books in the adult section, bringing home any DVDs, or using the self-checkout kiosk in its public libraries.
More recently in Craighead County — symbolically, at least, Ground Zero for the state’s attack on libraries, thanks to Sen. Dan Sullivan (R-Jonesboro) — the library announced several changes to circulation as it relates to minors. In a Facebook post, the library listed a number of changes to library policies, including:

Minors are prohibited from using the self-checkout kiosks;
Children under 13 years old may only check out materials from the designated children’s collection, while minors age 13-17 can only check out from the children or teen sections;
Minors may not check out DVDs at all; and  
Minors are prohibited from entering or purchasing anything from the Friends of the Library Bookstore.
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Carrie Underwood performing “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit at Velocity Music Fest in Dyersville, Iowa (2026)
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Jacobin @jacobinmag.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s a shame that the women’s liberation movement was, for 50 years, personified by Gloria Steinem — someone who never really shared that movement’s emancipatory goals.
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Gloria Steinem Was the Godmother of Neoliberal Feminism
Gloria Steinem died this week at age 92. The establishment’s favorite “radical” feminist, Steinem worked with the CIA to promote reactionary propaganda and helped direct the women’s liberation movement into a corporate-friendly, anti-socialist direction.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here are the 33 Democrats who voted with Republicans to block federal funding to American colleges if they engage in boycotts against Israel — a foreign country that's committed genocide and killed Americans using American tax dollars:



Auchincloss (MA)	Frankel, Lois (FL)	Mannion (NY)	Scholten (MI)	Titus (NV)
Castor (FL)	Gillen (NY)	Moskowitz (FL)	Schrier (WA)	Torres (NY)
Cisneros (CA)	Golden (ME)	Norcross (NJ)	Sherman (CA)	Vargas (CA)
Costa (CA)	Gonzalez, V. (TX)	Panetta (CA)	Soto (FL)	Vindman (VA)
Courtney (CT)	Landsman (OH)	Perez (WA)	Stevens (MI)	Wasserman Schultz (FL)
Cuellar (TX)	Latimer (NY)	Riley (NY)	Suozzi (NY)	
Davis (NC)	Lee (NV)	Schneider (IL)	Thanedar (MI)
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/09/2026
Mr Beast is an indictment of our entire society. It's embarrassing turtles all the way down, that there's no mechanism in place to stop rich people from using humans as playthings and defacto slaves, and that we've made people broke enough to volunteer for it.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 31/08/2026
Normalise saying 'fascist propaganda' instead of 'culture wars'
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026
Report: Some Kid's Head Cracked Open In Gym This Morning theonion.com/report-some-kids-head-…
Report: Some Kid's Head Cracked Open In Gym This Morning
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
live nation is actively killing publications that cover new artists while also promoting festivals that almost exclusively cater to nostalgia and legacy acts. these problems are not unrelated.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
weird how you never hear about police department layoffs
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