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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Yuri Anime News @yurianimenews.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
#BreakingNews ❤️‍🔥 "The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn’t a Guy at All" TV Anime Announced Anime by CloverWorks. Set to premiere January 2027. Crunchyroll will stream the anime. #GirlsLove #Yuri
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Snow @snow6449.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How 5 out of the last 10 years have been as a non-american:
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Clare @shigarakitomura.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
No, this right here is the BEST CSM 232 meme.
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MF VIEWTIFUL @mfviewtiful.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is what that DLSS 5 looks like to me
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Meti 「我が な 和 レベッカ です」🎃 @metintbg.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Fujimoto about to make this the last Chapter of Chainsaw Man, word for word, scene for scene.
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The creator of ChatGPT is named "Altman," as in "alternative to human" and he leads OpenAl, which is completely closed.

His main opponent is the company Anthropic, meaning "human-centered" is led by "Amodei," as in "loves gods".

Then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a company that said that it will do no evil.

Brilliant work as always Kojima!
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
thinking about them again 💜🌸
full version of the cover I've done for the Adventure Time Bubbline special, by Caroline Cash for Oni Press
Marceline and Bubblegum wearing modern clothes are having a cute date at the college library
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 23/02/2026
I am kind of scared about how fast all of these sites are kind of just pointing the gun at you to hand over your personal information. Feels like the opposite of everything i learned about internet safety when i was in elementary school
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
society: what happened to all the hard drives? sam altman with a suspiciously hard drive shaped stomach:
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 03/06/2025
I think at some point we have to stop indulging the fiction that conservatism is a legitimate political tendency and isn't simply a grievance cult for those who value the ability to enact cruelty over their literal basic needs.
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wukko @wukko.me · 05/03/2025
i think it’s best to include the GMT timezone in event announcements than whatever the fuck ET or PT is everyone knows their timezone and can count up to 12 in their head, yet no one outside of america knows wtf ET is
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The Duolingo Owl has crawled out of his grave. He will now teach users Kadåzuloth, the dark tongue of the underworld
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the natman @ubykh.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17/02/2025
 A screenshot of a Twitter/X exchange. Elon Musk (@elonmusk) tweets: "One of the first things Hitler did upon gaining power was apply aggressive censorship." The tweet has 1.1K replies, 1.7K retweets, 14K likes, and 346K views. Below, a user named "punished evan loves worf" (@eeesssjjj) replies with a single word: "cisgender."

Below the reply, a notification from X states: "Visibility limited: this Post may violate X’s rules against Hateful Conduct," with a "Learn more" link. The interface follows X's standard dark theme, with Elon Musk’s profile picture showing him speaking on stage with an American flag in the background.
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AniList @anilist.co · 15/02/2025
"Bocchi the Rock!" Season 2 announced. Teaser: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z5nOlwq9XU Director: Yuusuke Yamamoto Script: Erika Yoshida Character Design: Kerorira/Keito Oda Production: CloverWorks anilist.co/anime/186712/Bocchi-the-… - #ぼっち・ざ・ろっく
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Just sealed some idiot within my crystal
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Internet user whose computer is possessed by a demon: yeah so there's teeth coming out of the CPU socket and the graphics card fans start saying "hail satan" when temperatures are over 70 degrees Linux Guy: You should install Linux.
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Here is the ideal Gundam watch order: -Witch from Mercury -We Know the Devil -Turn A Gundam -Heaven Will be Mine -Code Geass -Gurren Lagann -The entiretiy of Halimade's twitter account -Evangelion -Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers: Sorrows of Werlyt -Mobile Suit Gundam '79
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 29/01/2025
Did Elon Actually Do A Nazi Salute? Here’s What We Know hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...
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Did Elon Actually Do A Nazi Salute? Here’s What We Know
Yes
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Lux Ghoulador 👻 @luxgalador.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The last 10 years of my life have largely been watching as everything I get told I'm overreacting about that "can't happen" happens
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fae @faer.dev · 22/01/2025
i dont wanna work i wanna lay my head in a girls lap as she codes and talks to me about her special interest
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Lexie Rooks 🌴 @khalexie.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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twsparkle @twsparkle.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Задорнов был прав
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Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This is worse than just shutting it down. Enshittified.
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张麻子 Zhang Mazi 🍞🌹 @zhangmazi.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Chinese folks are just living their lives and dealing with their own bullshit. We are all being brutally exploited by global capitalism. XHS is not inherently better than FB, X, or Insta just because its Chinese. All the tech bros in the world want to make you into a product for their algorithms.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
china won't get my data because i bought everyone's data on some sketchy russian forum and i am going to pretend to be someone else. dart landed on arizona so i live there now
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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Adrian @beefytigerbutt.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I think about this Tumblr post sometimes
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Yuri Krupenin @yurikrupenin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Я запросил у твиттера полный архив моих данных (думал поиграться потом с LLM чтобы сгенерировать какую-нибудь смешную статистику по полутора десятилетиям что я там) Он пыжился два дня формируя для меня загрузку, и наконец дал линк На pdf-файл Представляю его вашему вниманию
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twsparkle @twsparkle.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Crazy that we are only 3650 energy drinks away from 2026
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
🌸 Happy New Year lesbians 🌸
Two characters from Hello, Melancholic, one is playing bass while the other gives her a cute loving hugTwo girls about to exchange a passionnate kiss, sitting on the ground, one wearing a dress, her hand in the other's hair, while the other leans toward herLesbian couple about to kiss, one holding the other's face, while the other has a hand on her lower back and a lollypop on her right handTwo girls kissing, standing
The first one wears tights with skulls on them, big shoes, black skirt, crop top, black hair on her shoulders
The other one grabs the first one's face to kiss her, also wearing a skirt, no tights, big sneakers, longer hair falling down her back
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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
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Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
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Jamie Dyer @jamiedcville.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Even more true today.
The American right: Lets spend
50 years packing the courts with
freaks and demons who can't be
removed

American liberals: *Let's

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12:20 PM - 01 Dec 21 - Twitter Web App
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Bohdan Pavuk @bpavuk.neocities.org · 26/12/2024
if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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twsparkle @twsparkle.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
этот год был непростым
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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I assume the second paragraph of the bluesky email is a typo but it *is* very funny
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
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a myth with teeth @foxywitchery.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
вот отстой(
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zoë @bigskycastle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
i first met her in a dream
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twsparkle @twsparkle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
⚡штраф за пропаганду чайлдфри будет составлять 2 ундециллиона рублей - источник софы курседовой
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диня ☕️ рест @d1na1nmtg.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
внимание АНЕКДОТ ПРО ПАРТЫ Приходит к маленькому сыну отец и говорит: «Завтра ты первый раз пойдешь в детский садик и если ты весь год отучишься там хорошо, то в конце года я куплю тебе всё, что ты захочешь!». И сын такой: «Говно вопрос!». Целый год сын ходил в детский садик,
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princess online @nadianova.fi · 12/11/2024
me when i have to go sleep before 6am
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 12/11/2024
french people when you actually pronounce all the letters they put in their words
emmanuel macron standing in his office being very depressedemmanuel macron going depresso mode but this time in a chaircloseup of emmanuel macron going depresso mode
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
It adds insult to injury to have this be the last thing you see before the black bag goes over your head
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
2012: “join Twitter? just so I can learn what some moron had for lunch?” 2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch”
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Turns out, it wasn’t Twitter/X we loved, it was each other. I can’t wait to see that platform collapse.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2023
david david tennant landlord
david tennant as the tenth doctor looking delighteddavid tennant as the villain of netflix hit series Jessica Jones looking very mad
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