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@twosheaengarde.bsky.social
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is she saying beads or bees?
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As a Storm fan, I always wanted Canada to be the successor to Bird. Didn't work out that way, but I'm so happy to see her get her flowers!
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Phil Williams @philinvestigates.com · 09/10/2026
Right-wing Christian nationalist podcasters are using the tragic Massachusetts case of Lindsay Clancy to make a radical argument: women should lose the right to vote, end no-fault divorce, and live under strict male supervision. Here is a breakdown of what they are saying on video 🧵👇
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All of this. I also want to add that, in my research, I found that a lot of “inconsistencies” in a victim’s story actually came from gender bias affecting investigators’ record keeping and interview methods.
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And it's never been more spread between the teams!
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Autumn @autumnoutloud.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So you’re telling me…that a win-or-go-home WNBA playoff game in one of the best arenas in the league…is on ESPN TWO??? While a couple of unranked college football teams play a week 5 game on the main channel?????
A’ja Wilson, Paige Bueckers, and Sabrina Ionescu looking very confused
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Could we please get a "captioned" version where the small version of prompt appears in the corner while they perform? For folks with ADHD, it can be hard to remember the intricacies of a prompt while they go on.
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dom was robbed. More than doubled in almost every category. Definitely deserved more votes.
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She's the best player in the league and it's not particularly close.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every week, the Muppets have to put on a show to salvage a new institution: the Kennedy Center, the Supreme Court, the No-Mask Lesbian Bar, the Wonka Experience, Kozmo Dot Com (this has a time travel dimension, à la Quantum Leap), Cafe Loup in the West Village, democracy, the third season of GLOW
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What's the craft of the evening?
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He's a Henson muppet!
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You don't realize what a large part of your life the people on TV when you're a kid become until it's over. defector.com/barry-melros...
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Barry Melrose Brought Hockey Home | Defector
Go ahead and listen to this. (For the real perverts, use this one; you just know you’re about to stay up until 1:00 a.m. for a particularly shitty Sharks–Mighty Ducks game.) What does it evoke? What d...
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This ESPN story is 2,500 words long and somehow doesn't once find room for the four words "Pablo Torre Finds Out"
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NBA punishes Clippers after Kawhi investigation: Top questions
A $30M fine. Five first-round picks taken away. Steve Ballmer suspended for a year. ESPN's NBA insiders break down the harshest punishment in league history.
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David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s right there in the Constitution: “an Executive Order shall be ratified and binding when adopted by two (2) mobile apps of minimum one million downloads”
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just when you think you couldn’t love David Byrne more he goes to the Hollywood Bowl playing "Life During Wartime" projecting ICE raids 🔥
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thank you!
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How early did you get there?
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Flau's wingspan looks bigger than most SG's, but I have no data on that haha.
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You gotta check out the Terror from Instagram, Neil the Seal in Tasmania, Australia. share.google/DJTpqYsAA3NF...
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Neil the Seal - Wikipedia
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Reuters Legal @legal.reuters.com · 20/08/2026
The US Education Department urged schools to stop 'racial balancing' in student discipline policies. Federal civil rights data has shown Black students are disciplined at disproportionately high rates reut.rs/4gHH32A
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I had the same thought! I have not thought about the refs much this game.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 13/08/2026
Resources? Teachers? Basic income? Healthcare and parks open late? Sorry, can't do it, but wait til you hear about this shitty cop you can install in your phone.
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How are you watching?
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 07/08/2026
Fuck these fucking fucks
Riley Gaines tweet with video of Enes Kanter declaring for wnba draft
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
This rhetoric is ideal for listeners who believe trans women are an issue that they're supposed to care about, but don't actually have any real-world experience with them. The hypothetical trans girl who's supposedly causing all this trouble in the WNBA is the perfect tool for the conservative movement. She can't fight back, she can't disprove anyone's assumptions, and she can't garner sympathy when she's the target of hate. The perfect trans girl is the one who only exists in the imagination of the loudest cis people. Her monstrousness, the need to "protect young girls in a locker room" from her, gives them permission to enact policies that in reality only harm the anonymous girls, cis and trans, who want to play sports without the invasive scrutiny of gender-obsessed adults.
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 03/08/2026
This is the WNBA & Indiana Fever’s fault. This is from XX XY Athletics’ IG account—that’s Sophie Cunningham with Riley Gaines & Jennifer Sey. The worst transphobes. I haven’t written about it bc it’s gutting how unprepared the league was for this & now we have explicit hate visible at games.
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Is Plum expected to play tonight?
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
America 2026: The President is being celebrated at an event where an award is given for finding out he's a kidfucker
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hey good news!! (It really does seem to me that if institutions commit to fighting them they frequently back off and it really makes one wish the fight started a lot sooner.)
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The Bi of Hormuz @joshstein.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This should be an extremely cut and dry case. And it speaks to the utter lack of fitness and professional responsibility of the UC system administrators that they are not standing up. The administration has attacked faculty, staff, and students and those administrators have not stood up.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
George are they perhaps like rebellious woodland creatures attacking sophisticated imperial forces with slingshots and wooden spears?
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Not nearly as often. I think winning and the lack of tight person defensive coverage in the NCAA led to less of the complaining. However, it did show up occasionally and has not changed in expression of complaints. She was not the captain at Iowa for a reason.
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Most of the time, I feel like misogyny is the reason for the lack of coverage of the W. Other times the league soils itself on whatever stage is available.
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Joseph Zucker @josephzucker.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“Some of the participation issues among players were operational. Some Los Angeles Sparks players, for example, did not receive their ballots, which teams are responsible for distributing.” The Sparks dropping the ball in giving their star players star treatment? Now I’ve heard everything
Los Angeles Sparks legend Liz Cambage
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 27/06/2026
Man Waving Pride Flag Like Wand at Egypt-Iran World Cup Match Accidentally Turns Both Teams Gay: tinyurl.com/ycxhuuxf
Man's arm pointing sparkling rainbow Pride flag at Seattle Stadium field toward World Cup match
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 24/06/2026
The city where strangers embrace in the street, where people line up to vote to feed and house and educate the most vulnerable in their midst, where more people choose to live than any other place in the country, the place enjoying the safest era in its history — this is the *real* America.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
from my own perspective this is one of the greatest harms done by this government and plotting a course to reverse this damage is must be a very priority in our speech and our activism
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Stewie has dropped in my personal rankings since her 3pt% troubles started after leaving Seattle. All while A'Ja keeps raising the bar each season. Hard to deny she's the best player in the world.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 18/06/2026
There are white people all over the internet saying shit like “I’m sorry that baby died, but…” and if you’re adding “but” to the end of that sentence then fix your fucking heart because you’re a broken person with no humanity. For fucks sake. White folks are never beating the allegations
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Spongebob: Oh Brother, This Guy Stinks! Meme
Alt: Spongebob: Oh Brother, This Guy Stinks! Gif
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/06/2026
I can never get over how sad and pathetic it is that an entire political party has just been subsumed into a personality cult around the biggest asshole loser in the world
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MadMarvin @marvinm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.
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NEW YORK KNICKS (mirror) @handle.invalid · 14/06/2026
it means something man 🥹 Original post
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Kyle @twosheaengarde.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Maybe stick to College football, guys!
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